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Title: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: pumpkin on August 31, 2010, 11:17:20
The concept is simple, upon entering your home after work, you discover_____. How do you react?


Rules- Keep it somewhat clean. First poster (which is me) posts a situation involving the above description. Next poster answers, then follows up with a situation. To make it a bit less open ended, the situation you post has to have only one key difference from the previous. (Instead of just hopping about randomly like imbeciles.) Say the previous led you to discover a treasure map in the toilet, try and keep it in the bathroom, or involving a treasure map. Nothing too violent, or excessively stupid.
I'll start: You walk in the door, exhausted from a long day of work. You discover a burglar has not only taken your dog, he has left a ransom note!
What do you do?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: StraightFlame on August 31, 2010, 14:23:05
You eat the note, and don't mind it all.

But you really, really, really want your dog back. What do you do?

(Did i do it rite?)
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: Firecat on August 31, 2010, 18:15:48
Call the police. but...

Spoiler: DUN DUN DAAH (click to show/hide)

What its your response?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: StraightFlame on August 31, 2010, 18:28:11
You go to the nearest police office and eat everybody there.

But you are now in the middle of an EPIC BOSS BATTLE! What's your first move in this epic battle?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: victor12 on August 31, 2010, 19:27:19
You use the action "win battle".
The problem is, that you need 9001 MP to cast it, and you got only 9000. what now?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: StraightFlame on August 31, 2010, 20:17:11
If it were me... I'd use an item that gives you MP.

But then again, i don't have any. Any suggestions?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 01, 2010, 01:39:28
You eat cheese that gives you TWO mp.
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: minmay on September 01, 2010, 03:10:32
You forgot to add a question and people have already seen your post so it's too late to edit it.  What do you do?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: Ultigonio on September 01, 2010, 03:18:14
Wallow in your failure.
Nah just kiddin'.
You then realize you've gone totally off-topic and ended up running into a dead-end.  The police kill you because this is a real-time RPG in which those stupid little timers show up and the enemies attack you if you wait too long.

GAME OVER.

Try again y/n?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 01, 2010, 04:51:00
This game isn't continue the previous situation, but create a new one that has at least one parallel with the old, am I correct? For example if you said the burglar took my dog. I could say I don't care about my dog and then say that a burglar took my harddrive or something, right? (Sorry for backseat modding (?) I just want to make sure the game runs how pumpkin intended.
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: StraightFlame on September 01, 2010, 07:43:24
Problem:
Quote from: pumpkin on August 31, 2010, 11:17:20
You walk in the door, exhausted from a long day of work. You discover a burglar has not only taken your dog, he has left a ransom note!
What do you do?

Solution:
Quote from: StraightFlame on August 31, 2010, 14:23:05
You eat the note, and don't mind it all.

New problem:
Quote from: Purple Pineapple on September 01, 2010, 04:51:00
a burglar took my harddrive

Offtopic message:
Quote from: StraightFlame on August 31, 2010, 14:23:05
(Did i do it rite?)
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: pumpkin on September 01, 2010, 09:56:53
Purple Pineapple has it exactly correct. You guys got pretty silly for a while. XD

Sooo... You walk in the door, and the ceiling collapses in front of you! How do you react?


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Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 03, 2010, 01:06:24
I back away from the fallen ceiling and out of the house. Then I call my insurance company.

You notice a strange green substance on the ceiling. How do you react?

P.S. That works because both have ceiling, right?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: StraightFlame on September 03, 2010, 08:00:33
You stuff it up your rear.

What would you do if you found a green substance on your everything?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: Firecat on September 03, 2010, 19:12:20
You will find it normal because you are actually a green ooze.

What would you do if you found everything on fire?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 04, 2010, 03:26:10
You are a green, oozy fire, you find out.

What would you do if you where the Orb?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 04, 2010, 05:33:35
Related to the previous one, if you please.

I would attempt to find a cure, but, being an orb, be able to little about it.

What would you do if you came home and noticed your orb was gone?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: pumpkin on September 04, 2010, 10:18:19
Call the exterminator to eliminate whatever made it and rent a rug doctor.

You open the door to your humble abode, only to realize, everything you touch turns into a strange green substance! :0




Crap. I think there is something wrong with my brain recently. This is about the millionth time this has happened. anyways...

I would log onto NSF to see who has recently ''captured the orb'', hoping that the orb is mine.


What would you do if you found your orb inside out?


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Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: Firecat on September 04, 2010, 17:40:58
Call the female narrator of this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_w4HYXuo9M&feature=related) to de-evert the orb.

What would you do if you found the universe inside out by a yellow anthropomorphic flower (http://zarat.us/tra/offline-games/eversion.html)?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 08, 2010, 01:39:59
You go, "uh... I think I need a slap in the face... Or at least Firecat does."

What would you do if the flower burnt?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: pumpkin on September 08, 2010, 07:48:13
I would take a picture, put it up on DeviatArt and get a bajillion views because it would be so symbolic.


What would you do if the flower grew to enormous proportions and developed consciousness and the ability to speak and learn?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 09, 2010, 03:47:31
Sell it to the government for a fortune.

What would you do if you came home to find your house and all the furniture grew to enormous proportions?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: Firecat on September 09, 2010, 18:15:07
Sell the house to the giant flower. then buy a normal sized house with the money.

Edit: Please refer to the next 2 posts for question
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: pumpkin on September 10, 2010, 06:54:43
Related to the previous, pretty please.
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: Firecat on September 10, 2010, 14:50:09
Edit:

Quote from: the future on September 10, 2010, 20:55:28
He meant that you are supposed to post something about furniture or that something went enormous.
You win this one. <_<
What would you do if you came home to find your house and all the furniture has been broken by a earthquake?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: StraightFlame on September 10, 2010, 20:55:28
He meant that you are supposed to post something about furniture or that something went enormous.
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: rushye on April 25, 2011, 17:14:26
Quote from: Firecat on September 10, 2010, 14:50:09
Edit:

Quote from: the future on September 10, 2010, 20:55:28
He meant that you are supposed to post something about furniture or that something went enormous.
You win this one. <_<
What would you do if you came home to find your house and all the furniture has been broken by a earthquake?

I would leave the house, buy a new one and start a new.

What would you do if you came home to find your house getting out of the ground and walking to the next street?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: jetio4 on April 25, 2011, 18:32:00
I would catch it. What if you couldn't?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: StraightFlame on July 08, 2011, 12:59:10
I'd shoot it in the head.

What if you're killed by your house?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: jetio4 on July 09, 2011, 00:36:51
I'd be dead.

What if your house went on to kill your neighbors?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on July 09, 2011, 04:41:30
Let them kill my neighbors, they are annoying.
What if you went in your house and saw your Wife/Husband and Kids tied up...
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: StraightFlame on July 09, 2011, 06:11:33
Un- tied up them.

WTF would you do if your wife/husband and kids were eaten by a giant Weegee?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on July 09, 2011, 06:51:13
Dude... Nobody can stop Weegee so i would be dead because he did death stare at me.
What if your house was flipped upside down. The ceiling is the floor and vice versa but the items on the original floor do NOT fall off?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: jetio4 on July 09, 2011, 18:18:24
Since I was on the original floor I don't fall off either. Thus I don't even notice the change.

What if you tried to walk outside when your house was flipped (and you didn't know it)?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: StraightFlame on July 09, 2011, 21:52:23
I'd fall into the sun.

What if everything in your house did the opposite of what it's supposed to do?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: swoopman2 on July 11, 2011, 17:48:37
Then I'd do the opposite of what I'm supposed to do

What if you house tried to eat you?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: jetio4 on July 12, 2011, 18:43:51
I'd not be eaten.

What would you do if your house became nonexistant?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: Pumpkinbot on September 27, 2011, 06:45:50
I'd file for bankruptcy since everything I have is in there. :|

What if I found myself back into medieval times? :U

Oh, God, I hope I'm doing this right. x)
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: swoopman2 on January 09, 2012, 21:30:15
I would change history with hygenics and advanced technology! ( mainly, I would rule the world >) )

What would you do if you found your world upside down, but everything else the same?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: StraightFlame on February 02, 2013, 12:20:36
I'd try to place my bed on the ceiling. Or floor, whichever is the one i stand on.

What if you found your world rightside-down (http://www.mariowiki.com/Rightside_Down_Galaxy), but everything else the same?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: LPChip on February 02, 2013, 12:38:45
I'd fall on the wall, obviously...

What would you do if you come home, and while you are normally single, you find out you have a wife and kids, but everything else is the same?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: CWolvie on February 10, 2013, 17:52:55
I would go back where I came from and ask if someone gave me LSD or something.  :sick:

What would you do if you bought a boots but accidentally both left or right?
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: LPChip on February 10, 2013, 18:08:54
CWolvie, please read the rules in the OP before playing. You need to continue at least half of the previous post in your current post. You're not doing that. Fubaka also failed to do this. so I'm going to remove Fubaka's post and edit out CWolvie's what would you do part.
Title: Re: Honey, I'm home!
Post by: Fubaka on February 10, 2013, 18:53:05
Eh, I was just trying to get the game back on track.