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General => Forum Games => Topic started by: Reecer6 on March 21, 2009, 17:16:52
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Remember those "Chose your own adventure" books? Well, here's a game based off of them!
Rules:
1. Post with "Page " number you chose at top.
2. Post what happened on the branch you chose.
3. Post the possible page number choices and what they do.
Example:
Page 45:
You jump onto the roof of Mr. Jarky. He yells at you and threatens you with an unloaded pistol. You stand up, almost losing your balance.
Go to...
Page 56: Get off the roof. Page 40: Jump into chimney.
So let's start!
You are standing out side (And facing) Boston mall. There is a pile of shopping carts to the left of you. about a hundred or 2 cars are parked behind you.
Go to...
Page 2: Check inventory. Page 4: Jump in pile of shopping carts. Page 6: Go towards the cars. Page 3: Go inside the mall.
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Wait... if there is no book, what are the page numbers for? o_O
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Yeah, the page numbers are un-necessary and slightly confusing.
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(Enough offtopic :P)
4.
You take a running jump straight into the middle of the trolleys.
*Crash*
You now have a bruised elbow and two grazed knees. Well done there :P.
44. Search nearby bin for bandaids
31. limp to the mall
11. Search the heap of trolleys
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11. Search the heap of trolleys
You begin searching through the jumbled mess of carts. The cart collecting employee on the other side of the lot turns and sees the mess. He sighs and and begins walking toward you.
You see something move in the pile... you squint to try to make out what it is... It's a tiny drunken homeless man! It looks like you've disturbed his home.
42. converse with homeless man
666. eat homeless man
34. throw homeless man at incoming employee
69. eye employee suggestively
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34.
You throw the homeless man at the employee. The employee is knocked backwards into a window and is knocked out. The homeless man picks himself up and glares at you. He seems to be fairly angry now that you destroyed his home and threw him.
3. Run inside mall
666. eat homless man
23. stare blankly ahead
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666. Eat homeless man
You eat the homeless man. You are arrested and thrown in jail for caniballism, but the police officer accidentally drops the key to the cell. You:
15. Grab the key and unlock the door
16. Tell the policeman he dropped the keys
17: Grab the key and hurl it at the policeman
18: Go to sleep
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This is a weird story. XD
18. Go to sleep.
You decide to take a nap. Getting in the most comfortable position you can find on your rock-solid mattress, you begin to doze off.
"Hey."
You wake with a start. A man in an orange prisoner's vest is standing on the other side of your door with the key.
"You coming with me, or what?"
7. Go with the man.
9. Go back to sleep.
834. Whisper "pilchards on toast".
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I think that this is kinda spammy, but whatever C)p
7. Go with the man
You decided to follow the strange man, you walked around the jail hallways until... A police with a gun!, it starts to shoot. Hurry, do something!
78. Try to dodge the bullets
50. RUN AWAY!
99. Stay there like a dummy
147. Hide yourself in a table
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Page 78: Try to Dodge the bullets
You press the bullet time button and duck backwards. You jump onto the police man's hat and into the vents. after a bit of crawling, You're on the roof. You jump from roof-to-roof, and... Hey, you're just playing Mirror's Edge in a Hobo's House behind Boston mall!
Page 41: Continue playing.
Page 666: Eat hobo.
Page 56: Steal Mirror's Edge, console and all Run away.
Page 32: Talk to Hobo.
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Page 32: Talk to Hobo.
42. converse with homeless man
Let's keep this consistent.
56. You grab up the console and dash away. Around the block you go. You keep on running in circles for a long time. This makes you dizzy. With the world around you spinning, you end up right in front of your neighbor's house. You are about to crash into the wall.
12. Keep running as fast as you can
19. Swerve left through open window
62. Drop console and brace for impact
91. Screech to a halt
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Are people actually checking if a previous page hasn't already been used, so people don't mention a page with an action that already has been done? and what about pages that have an action but haven't been mentioned throughout the story?
I honestly think this is not gonna work for a forumgame, and thus turing into a spam topic.
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This is basically like the ??? game we had on the old forum, except with random numbers instead of A, B, C, D.
I don't think this is spam though. There is a set of rules, and the things people are posting is a bit more advanced than spamming.
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The problem with round robin stories like this (or ???) is the community. It has to be a community in which everyone wants to make sense and be coherent and not conflict with others. That's pretty much impossible.
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Why would it need to be consistent and make sense? Its a forum game, not an important discussion of some sort.
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It needs to be consistent and coherent for it to not be considered spam and locked.
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Yes, that is true, but that doesn't mean it has to be dead serious either. Of course, if you are just posting random stuff without even reading the last post, its just spam, but as long as you are within the boundaries of the rules I think it should be fine. Either that, or the rules need to be clearer.
But enough of this, lets play the game.
12. You keep your speed and run headlong into the wall and break your nose. You are starting to feel dizzy again, only this time it doesn't seem like it is going away.
567. Pass out.
678. Go off on a confused rampage through town.
1. Go into your neighbor's house and ask how his pet banana is doing.
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Page 567: Pass Out
You fall to the ground and close your eyes. Some sheep with Sombreros on are dancing on top of a computer being suspended off a spaceship.
You wake up. Doctors are around you. One is pulling back from your forehead. Another, who has a Nametag saying "Hello, I am Dr. Harct", gives you a hand mirror. You slowly gaze in and see a blue patch where the one doctor just was.
200: Scream.
57: Get off the bed and run away to the neighbor's house.
150: Ask doctors "What Happened?"
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Scream. They must be vampires if you don't see them in the mirror
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Scream. They must be vampires if you don't see them in the mirror
Niffreak, you must put how its continue, not wait for some sort of operator :P2.
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Whoops. Sry about that.
You scream. You try to flee but the doctors push a button and you get fastened to the table you are lying on. A doctor takes a gigantic empty syringe.
874: Struggle to get off the table
0: Ask: "May i have some too?"
3.14: Watch what happens.
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3.14: Watch what happens.
You appear to have broken the book by trying to split pages.
You are standing in your room holding a rather oddly broken Choose Your Own Adventure Book.
1: Go outside.
2: Face the wall and say "Pilchards on toast".
3: Do the Thriller dance!
[sh*t just got meta]
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You go outside. Then you notice there is no outside, and you start falling...falling...falling... after waiting for 3 hours, you've still not landed.
6: Read the broken choose your own adventure book
5: Wait on
4: Throw the book away
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5: Wait on.
You wait...
and wait...
and wait some more.
You hit something with a soft thud and realize you've landed on a huge mushroom.
You are in the Great Trench. There is a wall to the NORTH, a wall to the SOUTH, blackness to the EAST and WEST.
7. Go east.
8. Go west.
33. Shout "Pilchards on toast".
[if you know what I'm referencing with the mushroom and the Great Trench, then 100 points for you]
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7.go east.
You go east and start to fall... You say "not again!"
9. Move east.
10.Move west.
11.Shout "ANYONE THERE?!?!?!"
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You shout "ANYONE THERE?!" "Yes, here!" you hear, and you spot a wisp besides you which is also falling.
65: Ask "Where are we?"
78: Shout "Pilchards on toast!"
79: Keep right on falling.
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78.
You shout "Pilchards on toast!" The wisp says "Certainly an odd request... I'm afraid I don't have any sardines or any toast, my friend."
You keep falling.
74. Wait.
77. Chat idly with the wisp.
80. Attempt to uncover vital information about the wisp, such as its name and place of origin.
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80.
Your curiosity compels you to start questioning him. You start with a name. "Phil," he says, in a surprisingly awesome and deep manner.
"What are you," you then ask. "It's a long story," he begins, "It all started at the island of- LOOK OUT!"
He says these last few words in a particularily abrubt manner.
81. "What an odd name for an island."
23. "For what?"
117. Do a barrel roll
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117.
You press L and R at the same time, but nothing happens because this isn't Star Fox and you're not even sure those are the correct controls for a barrel roll.
You land rather painfully on a jutting ledge. Your HEALTH attribute decreases by 42%.
You are lying on a ledge. The wisp named Phil is hovering beside you.
134. Continue questioning Phil.
155. Say "Owie".
100. Attempt to get up.
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100: You scrabble onto your feet. Phil asks you "Are you allright?"
678: Answer "I'm fine"
13: Keep asking him questions.
37: Answer "Of course i'm not allright! My health attribute decreased by a whole 42%!
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13: You ask him several rather embarassing physical questions. Suddenly, there is a gunshot, and Phil falls dead to the ground.
27: Scream "NOOOOOO!"
53: Turn around and confront the killer.
42: Discover the answer of the universe.
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Just as a sidenote, purposely using page numbers like 42 and 666 to guide choices is rather... :/
Also, making references that not everyone might understand. Not only will you be dissapointed if they fail to pick the one you wanted, but you might try it over again. Almost like repeaing a fauxpas.
That said,
53. You spin around to find someone on another ledge holding you at gun point. He is wearing a dark black suit and shades. Over his shoulder is what appears to be a grappling hook and some rope. The guy's intent is unclear, but you seem to think that was a warning shot.
26. Jump off the ledge
55. Try to reason with him
92. Scream at him for killing Phil
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55. You try to reason with the killer of Phil. As you open your mouth, Phil floats back up and flies straight into the eyes of the killer. Phil continues buzzing around the head of the man while the man tries to shoot him.
87: Flee.
46: Try to help Phil.
37: Watch.
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87: You attempt to flee but are quickly reminded that you are at the edge of a ledge. You have no choice but to....
82: Kick the man in the shins!
97: JUMMMP!
138: Eat a taco!
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82. You attemp to kick the man's shins, but realise he is on an opposite ledge. With one foot in the air, you topple forwards (turn to page 97) You plummet down from the ledge at a stupendous velocity. Far below you, there is a river (how cliche) Plunging headlong into the water, you are alive, but you're health drops from 58% to 34%.
16. Swim to shore
98. Float along with the current
39. Faint
112. scan the horizon for anything to boost your health
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112. Upon scanning the horizon, you find a -Carrot-. After eating the -Carrot-, you regain 25% health, bringing you back up to 59%.
251: Continue floating downstream
252: Attempt to swim back to the cliff face
253: Go to sleep
254: Think of Phil
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252: You manage to get onto the small sand bank that flanks the river. A figure before you plummets onto the opposite bank, and Phil soars downwards to see if you are alive.
111: Inspect the man that plummeted down.
222: Ask Phil what this place is.
333: Try to find more items that restore health.
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333.
You try to find something to restore your health. you find nothing.
832.look further.
917.do nothing.
222.ask phil what this place is.
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222. You ask Phil where the *censored* you are. Phil says: "This is your imagination. Once you run out of imagination, you will be back in the normal world... but i will be gone."
675: Swim down the river.
248: Try to not imagine things, at the cost of killing Phil.
622: Ask Phil if you can get out without sacrificing your imagination.
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622.
You ask Phil if you can get out wihout sacrificing your imagination. Phil says:"Yes, but its extremely hard."
1001:Ask Phil"What i must do?"
1002:Say:"Extremely hard? It's not for me."
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1001. You ask Phil what you must do to escape with your imagination intact. He replies that if you keep moving down river you will enter a cave. Before you enter, however, you must re-climb the precipice to retrieve a -lantern- for light. Then jump into the river and float into the cave. Once inside, the walls will be covered in drawings and pictures that just beg you to use your imagination. But you mustn't. For if you do, you will use it up. Once you reach a spot in particular, there will be a momentary lack of drawing. This place is the closest to the real world. Once there, imagine a doorway. You must hurry through this quickly. If you don't, you're imagination will be used up, for this is the hardest part to sustain imagination.
997. swim ashore
263. head to the cliff
472. climb out and talk with Phil some more.
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But..Where can I play it??? :whoa: O_o
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472. You talk to Phil asking him if there are easier ways to get out without losing your imagination and killing Phil. Phil replies "Yes, to make the quest easier you can a) let me knock you out and carry you through the cave of imagination or b) let me cut your eyeballs out". Well it seems you're not in favour of having your eyeballs cut out...
745.You let Phil knock you out and carry you through the cave of imagination.
896.Phil cuts out your eyeballs so as for you to walk through the cave without seeing anything.
3200.Alternatively press ALT+F4
Option "4": F1 could also h**p too.
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472. You talk to Phil asking him if there are easier ways to get out without losing your imagination and killing Phil. Phil replies "Yes, to make the quest easier you can a) let me knock you out and carry you through the cave of imagination or b) let me cut your eyeballs out". Well it seems you're not in favour of having your eyeballs cut out...
745.You let Phil knock you out and carry you through the cave of imagination.
896.Phil cuts out your eyeballs so as for you to walk through the cave without seeing anything.
3200.Alternatively press ALT+F4
Option "4": F1 could also h**p too.
your too late
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your too late
How can this be!?
I must find a way to become less late, hmm...
(By the way it's you're not your :P)
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page ???
You wake up and look around. Was it really all a dream?
"hey sleepy head!" Phil yells "we need to continue our quest!
905: Continue quest
206: sleep
605: whisper to phil "the crow flies at midnight"
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905(duh). Phil and you head towards the cliff, as we need to climb it to grab a lantern. You repeatedly fail at walking up the cliff. What now?
378. Ask Phil to carry you up.
267. Look around for anything that can make you ascend the cliff.
156. Sit down and sob.
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378
You advise Phil to try and lift you up, and reluctantly, he obeys with a murmur.
5 seconds later:
Phil: Sir, you need to lay off the donuts, or drop your gear!
Now what?
Page 512: Lose the donuts and possibly starve.
Page 1024: Ditch the gear and risk being clobbered.
Page 2560: Fling Phil up there and request that he updates the quest somehow.
(Something tells me I done it wrong, but if not, then yay!)
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2560. You fling Phil up the cliff. Unfortunately he is so small that you toss him up a couple feet and he promptly floats back down.
834. Tie Phil to a rock and throw him up
389. Try to dislodge -Lantern- with projectiles
512. Loose the donuts and ask for Phil's assistance once again.
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834: You tie phil to a rock and fling him, only to find that you have a better arm then you thought. Phil sails into the distance.
5879: eat a pie
4890: enter cheat code
1123245: try to climb the cliff again
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1123245: You try and fail to climb the cliff. You stop trying. Phil falls on your head, followed by the rock.
685253: Fling Phil back up.
1: Apologize to Phil.
33333: Ask Phil if he has any ideas climbing the cliff.
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33333: Phil says "AGG AGG!". He seems to be suffering a brain-damage.
481: Punch him in the face!
7,09: Check his head.
65: Try to climb the cliff again.
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481. Your punch seems to have no effect other than to blow him a few feet away.
238. Appologise to Phil
348. Continue quest
489. Apollogise to Phil and continue quest
390. Chip away at the cliff to make hand holes
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238
You apologise to Phil but he gets mad and trows the rock at you. Then you get mad to and you imagine Phil dead. By imagining that, everything starts to fade away. You wake up in a chair with the 'create your own adventure' book lying on your chest.
23532: Be sad
23533: Glue the book and start reading the book again
23534: Trow the book away and go wath tv
23535: Swear to never eat a mushroom, again
23536: Eat another mushroom
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23535: Swear to never eat a mushroom, again
After swearing never to eat a mushroom again, the bag full of the fungus (mushrooms for those who aren't sure), suddenly becomes a bag of marshmallows.
65535: Eat every dang marshmallow you see within a 255 nautical mile radius
65536: Eat the whole dang bag of marshmallows, including the bag.
65537: Chow down on some marshmallows, and save some for later.
65538: Devour only one marshmallow in fear of it being poison.
65539: Do not eat the marshmallow. they're poison!
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65536: Eat the whole dang bag of marshmallows, including the bag.
You eated like theres no tomorrow, you also incidentally eat the bag. you start to fell dizzy, and faint. you wake up outside.
3:Loop back to the starting mall and enter in it
You are standing out side (And facing) Boston mall. There is a pile of shopping carts to the left of you. about a hundred or 2 cars are parked behind you.
Go to...
Page 2: Check inventory. Page 4: Jump in pile of shopping carts. Page 6: Go towards the cars. Page 3: Go inside the mall.
9977:Go to a pub
95,555(Period):Go to work
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3. Loop back to the starting mall and enter it.
You try to utilize your Xtreme time-traveling skills, only to discover that these skills are nonexistent. You fall on your head trying to run faster than the light (thus going back in time) and everything suddenly starts flashing very bright colors. Then you seem to fall... fall... past manbearpigs, bags of marshmallows, markets and you even think you spot Phil in the madness... you seem to have suffered brain damage. Then you pass out.
You find yourself being carried towards the hospital in an ambulance. Everything is still flashing in seizure-inducing colors and you see the nurses as vampires. You're also bound to the floor.
35: Scream, wildly flail your limbs and try to bite away the strands holding you on the floor.
46: Search for people around the ambulance and ask them to set you free.
57: Wait for something interesting to happen.
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57: you wait for something interesting to happen. soon you realize you freezed the time.
1+:unfreeze the time.
2+:kill vampires.
3+:go out.
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1+. Unfreeze the time. You feel yourself being wildly shaken into every direction as the car starts to move at 650 miles per hour. The blast from the sound barrier knocks you near unconscious.
7. Scream to whoever's driving to drive slower.
98. Wait until you're taken to your destination.
789. Attempt to freeze time again.
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789. For what ever crazy reason, you can't do something truly abnormal twice. Instead you end up looking like someone having a minor spasm. Not one of the best things to be doing in an ambulance.
384. Struggle to loosen bonds
349. Reason with vampire nurses
634. Wait
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Who told you they are vampire nurses?
634. Wait. You arrive at a hospital. You are carried out and brought inside. The nurses start discussing with the man at the counter.
01: Ask what's happening.
02: Struggle to get loose.
03: Wait some more.
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Who told you they are vampire nurses?
It was a metaphor.
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48 : walk backwards
11 : fall over
59: people try to shoot me
1337: i do the matrix flip XD
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Please look the rules over again..
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Who told you they are vampire nurses?
634. Wait. You arrive at a hospital. You are carried out and brought inside. The nurses start discussing with the man at the counter.
01: Ask what's happening.
02: Struggle to get loose.
03: Wait some more.
02: You struggle to get loose, and to your surprise, it works.
However, the nurses, who are also vampires, notice you. Suddenlt you hear omnious music in the background.
108: Engage boss battle
349. Reason with vampire nurses
444: Die
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349: You try to tell to the nurses to not suck all your blood from your body. They then try to explain that they are not vampires. You start screaming that they're lying... so a nurse punches you. How would she make you lie still?
You wake up in a hospital chamber. You are strapped to your bed, and you notice the ominous music has gone. You see a doctor talking to your "neighbour".
87: Ask the doctor what happened to you.
990: Flail about with your arms and legs in an attempt to get free.
5: Decide that there's nothing to see and go back to sleep.
And why does everybody have to mention vampire nurses?
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I go to page 87, and the doctor tells me im too dangerous to keep alive, just like my neighbour, who seems to be my brother. The doctor seems to be Dr. Cliche and uses Ice Bomb 1.0, and of course that's the blue ball (why didn't Cliche know that anyway?)
The ball, as his enemy's enemy is (supposed to be) his friend, helps me escape.
You can choose our fate now lol:
Page 911: Attempt to free your bro and go to page 1338, your bro will go on his own
Page 1338: Escape with the blue ball and leave your bro behind, he can escape without your help
Page OVER 9000: Escape, but take your bro and the ball with ya
Page 65: Attack Cliche
Page 8975: Go to pokeplushies.com, adopt something, get people to click the things level-up link, and let it attack Cliche when it reaches a certain level
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8975: Dr. Clich? stands over you, impatiently, as you refresh the pokeplushies page. Eventually, he looses interest and knocks you over the head with a fire extinguisher. The chair topples over, as the ground now bears your weight. You aren't knocked out, but your head is throbbing.
65: Get up and attack.
693: Right the chair and wait on pokeplushies some more.
593: Lay on the ground and hold your head.
1338: Get the heck out of there.
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Maybe page 693... Finally got registered on the forum, meaning you can finally adopt something. You go on this forum and show your pet in your signature. Along with the two links. You turned the first links text into 'Please click here for it to level up, its part of an escape plan' and 99 people click it, meaning its finally lvl100. It goes through the space-time continuum of pokeplushies and appears next to the doctor.
Page 65: Let the the lvl100 being attack Cliche
Page 693: Wait on pokeplushies some more (causes the thing (thats already lvl100) to level up some more)
Page 1338: Get away, and take everyone with ya except for your brother (you can keep te lvl100 for something else then)
Page 555: Shout ''PEANUT-TACO!''