You thought this was going to be another boring day. You were already late for work, and quickly ran into the already-crowded elevator. The doors closed, and a voice announced: "Now playing Segment 2 of The Greatest Elevator Music of ME Elevators. Enjoy your-your-your-your...". "Not again!", you said for yourself, because the audio wasn't the only thing that was stuck; the elevator was too.
What an amazing backstory! It's worth all the five bucks, I'm telling you! Anyway, this is how you play it:
Jane Doe: I sit down, take a deck of playing cards out of my purse and start playing solitaire.
Anon Y. Mous: I steal Jane's cards, and eat them.
A.S.S.Y. : I punch Anon in the face, and rob him of all his belongings.
etc. etc. etc. Basically, you do something, and then another person does something. The next person can connect their action with yours; but that's not necessary, they can do something on their own.
Oh and, the elevator music still works. You can listen to all of it here:
I'll change which segment plays whenever I post. So, without further ado, I'll start:
I punch the elevator doors, screaming "I hate you!" very loudly.
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Title: Re: Stuck in an Elevator
Post by: jimj316 on April 17, 2010, 14:26:08
I punch Yukabacera, screaming "I hate you!" very loudly.
I set fire to some stuff to pass the time.
Title: Re: Stuck in an Elevator
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on April 17, 2010, 17:16:27
I use the fire jimj316 started to roast the T-bone steak that I'm always carrying as a good luck charm (it didn't work anyway, seeing that I'm stuck in an elevator with an arsonist).
Title: Re: Stuck in an Elevator
Post by: Yukabacera on April 17, 2010, 17:30:11
A voice announces "Now playing Segment 1 of The Greatest Elevator Music of ME Elevators."
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Title: Re: Stuck in an Elevator
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on April 17, 2010, 21:32:30
I space out listening to the elevator music and the steak turns to burnt charcoal. I eat it anyways. Now my mouth and my hands are all black and I look like an idiot. I wipe the black dust off my hands using someone's shirt and hope he won't notice.
Title: Re: Stuck in an Elevator
Post by: jimj316 on April 18, 2010, 00:41:48
I notice that someone has wiped black dust off their hands using my shirt.
I therefore take the only reasonable course of action: I fill the lift cabin with rubber otters.
Title: Re: Stuck in an Elevator
Post by: NESgamer190 on April 18, 2010, 00:46:41
What? Rubber otters!? *tries to make a rubber otter ladder to reach the top of elevator*
Title: Re: Stuck in an Elevator
Post by: Pumpkinbot on April 18, 2010, 01:24:32
I take the rubber otters, make a gun out of them, throw the gun at two people fighting, making the gun accidentally go off and shoot someone on the outside of the elevator. (Moar Phoenix Wright references yay!)
Title: Re: Stuck in an Elevator
Post by: Purple Pineapple on April 18, 2010, 02:22:25
I notice the window had just been broken open, so I stick my head out to evade the music.
Title: Re: Stuck in an Elevator
Post by: Mochaalatte on April 18, 2010, 03:07:43
I start dancing one heck of a jig to the elevator music, demanding spare change from all of you.
Title: Re: Stuck in an Elevator
Post by: kaizoman666 on April 18, 2010, 04:10:19
The elevator music sends me to sleep. I fall down, roll over, and land upsidedown against a wall.
Title: Re: Stuck in an Elevator
Post by: Firecat on April 18, 2010, 05:21:35
I give Mochaalatte $100.
Title: Re: Stuck in an Elevator
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on April 18, 2010, 12:39:28
I rip the buttons on my shirt and give them to Mochaalatte. Then, I climb the pile of rubber otters and start headbutting the ceiling, trying to escape the nightmare. Unfortunately, that burnt steak comes back with a vengeance and I start to feel nauseous. Suddenly, I projectile vomit and the momentum violently throws me back at the floor next to kaizoman, where I lie unconscious for a few minutes over a pool of my own vomit.
Meanwhile, some lunatic out of the elevator starts shouting "Edgewooorrrtthh!!!" and fire a pistol. The bullet enters the cabin, hits a rubber otter and ricochets into the lock of my business suitcase, which promptly opens. A small statue of "The Thinker" falls to the floor and its head breaks. It's filled with mustard.
Title: Re: Stuck in an Elevator
Post by: Yukabacera on April 18, 2010, 12:55:58
I start fiddling with the music player:
"Now playing Pan-Pipe Renditions of Elton John's Greatest Hits." *fiddle* "Now playing Encouraging Announcements for People Stuck in the Elevator." *fiddle* "Now playing Collected German Folk Songs." *fiddle* "Now playing Fake Reasons why the Elevator won't Come." *fiddle* "Now playing Silence."
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Title: Re: Stuck in an Elevator
Post by: StraightFlame on April 18, 2010, 16:59:13
I take the rubber otters, make a gun out of them, throw the gun at two people fighting, making the gun accidentally go off and shoot someone on the outside of the elevator. (Moar Phoenix Wright references yay!)
First game, DL-6 incident, where Edgeworth shot von Karma, amirite?
The reference goes on. I, being shot, kill Pumpkinbot's father.
Title: Re: Stuck in an Elevator
Post by: NESgamer190 on April 18, 2010, 17:06:46
*attempts to wall jump his way outta the elevator, realizing the death of the father of Pumpkinbot* (I pray I have enough ninja in me to get outta this elevator alive before I get shot)
Title: Re: Stuck in an Elevator
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on April 18, 2010, 17:20:32
I wake up and pretend nothing has happened (even if there's a dead body in front of me and my suit is still soaked in vomit).
I find the lack of elevator music disturbing. I start humming the He-Man theme song.
Title: Re: Stuck in an Elevator
Post by: Yukabacera on April 18, 2010, 17:27:33
I try to check my email using the elevator console:
"Welcome to your Yahoo! email address, Yukabacera! You have 85 new messages!" I obviously can't believe this, so I fiddle a bit more with the console: "Welcome to 4chan!" *fiddle* "Welcome to the Pentagon. Press 1 to access the files, press 2 to access the military cache, press 3 to access the senate cache, press 4 to close connection." Seeing that this is getting me nowhere, I turn the music back on. "Now playing Segment 3 of The Greatest Elevator Music of ME Elevators."
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Title: Re: Stuck in an Elevator
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on April 19, 2010, 00:46:48
I put on my robe and my wizard hat.
Title: Re: Stuck in an Elevator
Post by: Dashster on April 19, 2010, 05:59:22
I stop zoning out at the mention of the Pentagon, and call the FBI with... dang, I dropped my phone. :oops:
In that case, I pull out my laser gun and start creating a hole in the bottom to climb down through, but in the corner, where nobody seems to notice. :shifty:
Title: Re: Stuck in an Elevator
Post by: LPChip on April 19, 2010, 08:30:36
This really seems like a "post whatever you want" game, which means that this is just a spamming forum game. I'd like to see more rules and probably a bit more uniqueness too.