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General => Forum Games => Topic started by: LPChip on April 11, 2010, 12:08:22

Title: Good news, Bad news
Post by: LPChip on April 11, 2010, 12:08:22
The objective of this forumgame is to alternate between good and bad news. Important is, that the news you post (doesn't have to be true) is a response to the previous news.

This basically turns a good thing in a bad thing in a good thing in a bad thing, etc...

You must ensure that the following person is able to respond to you in one way or the other. If you are not able to respond to the person above you, quote the person above that, and make a new statement that replaces the person above you.

Example on how to correct the game if it seems necessary:

Good news: I can walk
Bad news: You walk on a road, but you trip and now your leg is broken.
good news: I can still walk on my other leg
bad news: Since walking is so difficult with your leg, you can't run away when you pass the railway, and a train hits you. you are dead.

to correct:
Quote
good news: I can still wak on my other leg
bad news: But since it hurts when you walk on your other leg, you tend to remain home.


Although there are no restrictions in the length of your news, don't make it too long and tell a complete story. This usually leaves little room to counter it, and makes countering it not fun.


Okay, I'll start with some good news.


Good news: Nifflas has started the betatesting for his newest game.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Yukabacera on April 11, 2010, 12:10:41
Bad News: But, his newest game sucks. (No, not really.)

=|=
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Razzorman on April 11, 2010, 12:44:26
Isn't this exactly the same as the fortunately/unfortunately game (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=3003.0)?
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on April 11, 2010, 13:05:27
No, it isn't.

Good news: No one cares it sux!
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: LPChip on April 11, 2010, 15:31:54
Bad news: But Nifflas feels bad because of it.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Shawnachu on April 11, 2010, 15:40:58
Good news: Nifflas has approximately 16 kilograms of pie in his pantry so he can get over it.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Yukabacera on April 11, 2010, 15:43:30
Bad News: When Nifflas checks his pantry, he finds out all his pies have gone bad.

=|=
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: kaizoman666 on April 11, 2010, 16:21:04
Good News: He finds a coupon for 5 free pies.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Dataflashsabot on April 11, 2010, 16:44:58
Bad News: The coupon has expired.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Purple Pineapple on April 11, 2010, 16:51:47
Good News: The coupon is big enough for Nifflas to make a hammock out of.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: NESgamer190 on April 11, 2010, 17:03:28
Bad news:  It's raining out, so the coupon would get wrecked if used like a hammock.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Purple Pineapple on April 11, 2010, 19:20:31
Good news: But there's an awning where the rain can't get it.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: LPChip on April 11, 2010, 19:22:47
Bad news: Unfortunately, to get there, you must go through the rain.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: kaizoman666 on April 11, 2010, 19:23:30
Good News: Nifflas finds an umbrella.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Shawnachu on April 11, 2010, 19:44:49
Bad News: The umbrella was actually a blob of pixels that another blob of pixels had slung over her shoulder
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Purple Pineapple on April 11, 2010, 19:47:17
Good news: The rain happened to also be blobs of pixels, so they don't affect the hammock.

TOTPD
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Shawnachu on April 11, 2010, 19:48:20
Bad news: A man with a guitar had taken the hammock for himself while Nifflas was looking for the umbrella
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on April 11, 2010, 19:59:59
Good news: LPChip gives the guitarist a smack wif the Banhammer!
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: kaizoman666 on April 11, 2010, 20:38:49
Bad News: The guitarist turns out to have a relative in the Mafia. LPChip is killed the next day.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Dataflashsabot on April 11, 2010, 21:39:11
Good News: As a replacement, Salmoneous is made Administrator.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on April 11, 2010, 21:40:35
Bad news: This is now a dictatorship. Salmoneous is the law.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: LPChip on April 11, 2010, 22:46:50
Good News: A police report reveils that LPChip's death was staged. The threat that existed has been cleared and LPChip no longer needs to hide. LPChip therefor becomes the Admin again. As welcome back present, LPChip gives a fresh new umbrella to Nifflas.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Dataflashsabot on April 11, 2010, 23:59:37
Bad News: During Salmoneous' short reign, he banned Nifflas and all the mods and admins.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Purple Pineapple on April 12, 2010, 01:02:27
Good news: LPChip found the file that controlled who was mods and whatnot. He made himself an admin again and banned Salmoneous.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: kaizoman666 on April 12, 2010, 01:07:04
Bad News: LPChip can't figure out how to unban Nifflas.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Purple Pineapple on April 12, 2010, 01:08:50
Good news: Nifflas created a new account and LPChip made that an admin.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: NESgamer190 on April 12, 2010, 01:26:36
Bad news:  The forum became totally inactive during the chaos that reigned.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: kaizoman666 on April 12, 2010, 01:35:44
Good News: Nifflas created a new forum (again).
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Strongbad on April 12, 2010, 01:39:28
Bad News: He still didn't get to use his hammock.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Purple Pineapple on April 12, 2010, 06:21:05
Good News: Nifflas was able to find the dead guitarist and get his hammock back.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: NESgamer190 on April 12, 2010, 21:28:42
Bad news:  The hammock got totalled and destroyed beyond repair.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on April 12, 2010, 21:34:51
Good news: Here's 10000000000 Flezz. Go to HammoxR.us (get it?) and buy yerself a hammock, Nick.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: LimeLemon on April 12, 2010, 23:04:57
Bad News: This game is so fast going and awesome that LimeLemon decided to join it and secretely transfered all that Flezz to his ForumWarz account.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: LPChip on April 13, 2010, 08:12:20
Good News: Luckily the bank noticed this transfer and aborted. LimeLemon is now being questioned for fraud.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on April 13, 2010, 10:24:50
Bad news: Only spendfriend.com can do that, if it has to do with Flezz. LL still keeps leeching Flezz.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Purple Pineapple on April 14, 2010, 01:18:58
Good news: LimeLemon's wife notices how much Flezz he has accumulated recently. So she goes out and buys a great big, comfy hammock with some of it. On the way back home, she notices her hero, Nifflas, so she gives him the hammock.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: kaizoman666 on April 14, 2010, 01:49:31
Bad News: On his way home, Nifflas trips and the hammock tears on a conveniently placed tree branch.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: pumpkin on April 14, 2010, 04:20:43
Good News; It turns out that the hammock was the cloning hammock from the Simpsons, and because Nifflas never used it, he's still the only Nifflas! :D
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: LimeLemon on April 14, 2010, 09:54:28
Quote from: Purple Pineapple on April 11, 2010, 16:51:47
Good News: The coupon is big enough for Nifflas to make a hammock out of.
Oh god what have you done, PP. I tried to get rid of that hammock but then you just
Quote from: Purple Pineapple on April 14, 2010, 01:18:58
Good news: LimeLemon's wife notices how much Flezz he has accumulated recently. So she goes out and buys a great big, comfy hammock with some of it. On the way back home, she notices her hero, Nifflas, so she gives him the hammock.
tl;dr This topic should be called Nifflas' Hammock Adventure.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on April 14, 2010, 10:46:56
Quote from: LimeLemon on April 14, 2010, 09:54:28
This topic should be called Nifflas' Hammock Adventure.
That is, eh?
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: LPChip on April 14, 2010, 10:53:35
Please continue the game.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: LimeLemon on April 14, 2010, 11:40:20
Quote from: pumpkin on April 14, 2010, 04:20:43
Good News; It turns out that the hammock was the cloning hammock from the Simpsons, and because Nifflas never used it, he's still the only Nifflas! :D
Bad News: Nifflas gets very depressed since he still has no hammock.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Strongbad on April 14, 2010, 15:26:33
Good News: He works on his new game a little more, and makes it better.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Firecat on April 14, 2010, 19:18:20
Bad news:He just deleted the Source File!
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on April 14, 2010, 20:48:42
Following music file is obviously the good news.
Spoiler: nifflashammockadventuregamelogfile.hear (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: LPChip on April 15, 2010, 10:14:09
Sorry StraightFlame, I really can't do anything with that.

Quote from: Firecat on April 14, 2010, 19:18:20
Bad news:He just deleted the Source File!
Good news: Nifflas decides to start from scratch, and this time the game turns out to be even better.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Purple Pineapple on April 16, 2010, 01:23:22
Bad news: Nifflas took so long making the original source that he is getting depressed.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: kaizoman666 on April 16, 2010, 01:53:11
Good News: All the people on his forum give him support (and donate), so Nifflas becomes happy again.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: pumpkin on April 16, 2010, 03:26:26
Bad News: Nifflas discovers a new pastime; GAMBLING. He loses all the donated money and gets depressed again. He then becomes obsessed with Blind Melon.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: LPChip on April 16, 2010, 09:01:18
Good news: The obsession with Blind Melon, gives him inspiration for a new game series.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Dataflashsabot on April 16, 2010, 10:34:28
Bad News: He's addicted to TVTropes (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HomePage).
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on April 16, 2010, 10:37:56
Good news: It's MOAR inspiration for the new game series!
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: NESgamer190 on April 16, 2010, 23:59:10
Bad news:  NOBODY likes the new series.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Dataflashsabot on April 17, 2010, 01:26:14
Good News: Nifflas makes a new version of KS, with solid/deadly COs and built-in (no CO required) support for tiles in front of Juni
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Dashster on April 19, 2010, 05:49:09
Bad news: His solution was to make ALL COs solid and deadly. In addition, all tiles are now in front of her.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 06, 2010, 00:18:19
Good News: He gets a virus that has a virus so it fixes the game!
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on July 06, 2010, 09:46:36
Bad news: The virus-virus is a Trojan Horse that eats the latest version of KS.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: PONTO on July 06, 2010, 10:31:31
Good news: J has a backup copy of that, as he is THE beta-tester.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on July 06, 2010, 11:53:41
Bad news: The Trojan Horse ate that copy, too.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Dataflashsabot on July 06, 2010, 12:13:56
Good news: Nifflas still has the source code, and recompiles it.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: kaizoman666 on July 06, 2010, 16:12:42
Bad News: The source code is from the original forum, when nobody had posted anything.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on July 06, 2010, 16:32:38
Good news: Nick has eaten the Trojan Horse, and puked out Knytt Stories.

...please don't ban me for that nickname.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Yoeri on July 06, 2010, 16:39:23
Bad news: the code is mixed with 10 other sources
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Mochaalatte on July 06, 2010, 18:11:00
Good news: all of those sources were shut down by the 1nt3rn3ts people a few minutes ago.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on July 06, 2010, 19:46:06
Bad news: Nifflas' brain was included in one of those codes.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Firecat on July 06, 2010, 19:51:10
Good news: A fan of Nifflas who its also a brain surgeon and a rocket scientific creates and implants a positronic brain for Nifflas.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on July 06, 2010, 19:53:17
Bad news: They banned that brain, too.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Yonowaaru on August 05, 2010, 12:20:25
Good news: LPChip unbanned it because he likes Nifflas.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on August 05, 2010, 14:06:42
Bad news: In Soviet Russia, Nifflas unbans YOU, but he is still banned.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Firecat on August 05, 2010, 19:55:06
Quote from: StraightFlame on August 05, 2010, 14:06:42
Bad news: In Soviet Russia, Nifflas unbans YOU, but he is still banned.

Good news: We are in America*, So your sovietic logic doesn't work here.

(*Even if Nifflas lives in Sweden)

Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Pumpkinbot on August 05, 2010, 21:37:13
Quote from: Firecat on August 05, 2010, 19:55:06
Quote from: StraightFlame on August 05, 2010, 14:06:42
Bad news: In Soviet Russia, Nifflas unbans YOU, but he is still banned.

Good news: We are in America*, So your sovietic logic doesn't work here.

(*Even if Nifflas lives in Sweden)


Bad news: It does work on...SOVIET SPIES!! :U
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 06, 2010, 02:50:44
Good News: The CIA arrest the spies.

Bad news: The Soviets nuke the USA for that.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Yonowaaru on August 06, 2010, 13:45:25
You're supposed to give only bad news or good news, so I'll take the next bad news I guess.
Bad news: The KGB arrests CIA agents in Russia.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Firecat on August 06, 2010, 17:24:30
Good news:The KGB frees the CIA agents so they can be in the Science Convention, where the most important scientifics will be.


(That sound suspicious, Hint Hint)
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 08, 2010, 22:53:57
Bad news: the Soviets then nuke the world.  X-P
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: kaizoman666 on August 08, 2010, 23:14:46
Good news: They don't nuke our world.

Though Mars is pretty mad.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 08, 2010, 23:18:24
Bad news: they nuke the Martians are REALLY mad and nuke EARTH!
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Evil on August 09, 2010, 01:07:30
Good news: They only attack supermodels from paris!
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Firecat on August 09, 2010, 01:13:46
Bad news: they target supermodels. but they still destroy Paris entirely because we are talking about nukes, no BB guns.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Evil on August 09, 2010, 01:15:18
Good news: No more expensive fashion trends!  C)p
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: kaizoman666 on August 09, 2010, 01:49:39
Bad News: Stylish people get angry that they can't use their money to show off to people, and there is a massive rise in suicides on Earth.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Yukabacera on August 09, 2010, 02:05:28
Good News: The people who commited suicide were all shut-ins whose only friends were mannequins and Gucci handbags.

=|=
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 09, 2010, 05:36:39
Bad news: then the Martians attack everyone with ANTIMATTER!!!  :whoa:
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Firecat on August 09, 2010, 16:02:47
Good News: They dont know how to use antimatter cannons so their shots backfire and their ships asplodes.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 09, 2010, 20:04:45
Bad news: this causes a blast that blows up the Earth, killing 6.5 billion people.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: kaizoman666 on August 09, 2010, 20:12:32
Good News: The remaining 300,000,000 people rebuild the planet.



Note: There are about 6.8 billion people on Earth. ;)


EDIT: Whatever, missed three zeros and a comma.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Purple Pineapple on August 09, 2010, 20:22:30
Don't you mean 300,000,000?
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Firecat on August 09, 2010, 20:51:08
Bad news: Nifflas house (New game source and hamcock included) isn't in the rebuilt earth.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 09, 2010, 21:28:27
Good news: they are in the only surviving computer.


Note: No, there are not 6.8 billion people, there are 6.5. And whoever survived would get sick from radiation and other things and all humanity would be lost. (sorry to be so optimistic, guys...)  :crazy:
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: kaizoman666 on August 09, 2010, 21:33:25
Quote from: TheDarkOne
Note: No, there are not 6.8 billion people, there are 6.5. And whoever survived would get sick from radiation and other things and all humanity would be lost. (sorry to be so optimistic, guys...)  :crazy:
Yes, there is (http://www.census.gov/main/www/popclock.html). And antimatter doesn't cause radiation. But wutevah.


Bad News: The computer happens to have a major virus on it.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Dj Gopher on August 09, 2010, 21:37:53
Good news, Claritin has a head cold, flu, and computer worm remedy that works wonders
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 09, 2010, 21:41:45
Bad Newz: a bunch of ForumNoobs attack the world!  X-P
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Dj Gopher on August 09, 2010, 21:43:50
Good news, they are such noobs that they attack the wrong world and Earth remains intact.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 10, 2010, 00:34:49
Bad news: they are so nooby that they destroy all the fake planets'n'stuff and realize where the REAL earth is and attack it.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Dj Gopher on August 10, 2010, 01:51:17
Quote from: TheDarkOne on August 10, 2010, 00:34:49
Bad news: they are so nooby that they destroy all the fake planets'n'stuff and realize where the REAL earth is and attack it.
Good news, they missed. Turns out the universe, similarly to a round object, has no end, and the missile comes back and kills the noobs.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 10, 2010, 18:18:05
Bad newz: the meteor Apophis slams into earth.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on August 28, 2010, 21:48:26
Good-ifywhatzit news: Nifflas tries to use it as a hammock.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Purple Pineapple on August 28, 2010, 21:52:32
Bad news: It still slammed into the earth.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on August 28, 2010, 21:55:33
Good news: It was just a hammock made of stone.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Purple Pineapple on August 28, 2010, 22:07:58
Bad news: Even a stone hammock coming from space has enough power to create a 50 meter wide crater at the point of impact.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on August 28, 2010, 22:35:18
Good news: It landed on Area 51.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: kaizoman666 on August 29, 2010, 03:41:16
Bad News: It still freakin' smashes into the Earth and shatters. Oh, and the military overreacts and decides to nuke the remains.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on August 29, 2010, 07:44:34
Good News: They nuked it in Sweden. And Nifflas doesn't live in Sweden.

...amirite?
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Yonowaaru on August 29, 2010, 12:08:09
Bad news: Nifflas does live in Sweden.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Purple Pineapple on August 29, 2010, 23:13:53
Good news: Nifflas was meeting with other top indie gamers at a conference in New York at the time.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on August 29, 2010, 23:34:34
Bad news: Nifflas' house am ka-splode.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Firecat on August 30, 2010, 00:30:43
Good news: Some rich psycho gives Nifflas the key and deed of a luxury mansion.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on August 30, 2010, 01:49:44
Bad news: The mansion is 100 years old and is on the verge of demolishing.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 30, 2010, 05:43:56
Good Newz: It is refurbished and rebuilt.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on August 30, 2010, 10:21:19
Bad news: In Soviet Russia, mansion rebuilds YOU.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: kaizoman666 on August 30, 2010, 14:51:39
Good News: We'rd not in Soviet Russia, we're in Sweden. And Soviet Russia don't exist no more.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on August 30, 2010, 16:16:50
Bad news: Sweden is the new Soviet Russia. Nifflas has been rebuilt.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Firecat on August 30, 2010, 18:21:43
Good news:In Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia is the new Sweden. Mansion has been rebuilt.

(Lol soviet logic loophole)
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on August 30, 2010, 18:55:03
Bad news: In Soviet Sweden, you (assuming ''you'' means Nifflas) rebuild the mansion.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: kaizoman666 on August 30, 2010, 19:38:31
Good News: The Soviet Sweden has disbanded, so Soviet logic no longer applies.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Purple Pineapple on August 31, 2010, 01:06:22
Bad news: Soviet Sweden was destroyed by a nuke after disbanding. The only survivors were soviets, who rebuild Soviet Sweden.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on August 31, 2010, 01:51:17
Good News: The new soviet sweden is bankrupt from rebuilding it and the new soviet sweden is not as good as the old one.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on August 31, 2010, 10:13:46
Quote from: PeppyHare4000 on August 31, 2010, 01:51:17
Good News: The new soviet sweden is bankrupt from rebuilding it and the new soviet sweden is not as good as the old one.
That's bad news. ...is it?
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on August 31, 2010, 12:28:46
no. since they are bankrupt, they don't have money to plan the attack.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 02, 2010, 00:47:00
Bad Newz: They peel a bunch of oranges for money and poison the oranges, which Nifflas then eats.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 02, 2010, 00:54:42
Good news: Nifflas is a god.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on September 02, 2010, 01:50:00
Bad News: It interfered with his Gaming Projects so he had to give up the position
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on September 02, 2010, 07:38:59
Good news: LPChip is a god.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: pumpkin on September 02, 2010, 08:57:27
Good News: Nifflas has spent years in the wilderness and knows every poison known to man and has built up immunities to most.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: pumpkin on September 02, 2010, 08:58:30
How did that get there? Agh. forget that post.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on September 02, 2010, 12:36:45
Bad News: LPChip quit being a god because it interfered with the development of the new Knytt stories level archive.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Firecat on September 02, 2010, 18:13:23
Good News: The new Knytt Stories level archive its done.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 03, 2010, 01:08:50
Bad news: It has a 30 kilobyte filesize restriction.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on September 03, 2010, 07:58:36
Good news: He reverts to the old knyttlevels.com
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on September 04, 2010, 05:28:19
Bad News: The old knyttlevels.com is yet still unorganized and can't be changed unless it's replaced with the new knyttlevels.com
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 08, 2010, 01:42:02
Good Newz: He re-makes it so the max filesize is 30000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 TB (terabytes).
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on September 08, 2010, 15:32:19
Bad news: TDO's post is way too wide, so LPChip has to make it 3 µB.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 09, 2010, 00:40:03
Good Newz: LPChip is too busy doing Construct games to shrink my post.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 09, 2010, 03:43:45
Bad news: That's what you may think, but he's actually at your house, putting snakes in your toilet.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on September 11, 2010, 10:07:36
Good news: The snakes are actually Mudkipz.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Firecat on September 12, 2010, 03:36:55
Bad news: There are Mudkipz in TDO toilet.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on September 12, 2010, 08:20:00
Good news: So i herd TDO liek Mudkipz?

Then he fishies them out of toilet.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Firecat on September 12, 2010, 15:49:59
Bad news: TDO doesn't liek Mudkipz anymore.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 12, 2010, 20:44:09
Good news: I butt in and tell everyone that I FREAKING HATE MUDKIPZ! so people stop giving me them.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on September 12, 2010, 21:15:30
Bad News: The people who are obssesed with mudkips saw your post and started a riot against you.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 13, 2010, 02:58:08
Good Newz: then they saw that SF hated Mudkipz even more and attacked him instead.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on September 13, 2010, 11:43:42
Bad news: They realize i like Mudkipz and they start attacking TDO again.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Firecat on September 13, 2010, 18:28:24
Good news: i go to the past and banhammer Pokemon when they were still in the 1º episiode. so all pokemon-related memes stop to exist.
(Srly, stop with the mudkips already)
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on September 13, 2010, 18:35:59
Bad news: You not am admin, so Pokemon still exist.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 14, 2010, 01:04:38
Good news: They aren't real.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Esoteric on September 15, 2010, 23:39:38
Bad News: People still have memories of them meaning everyone still recalls those dang Mudkipz.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 18, 2010, 00:47:38
Good Newz: A lolcat comes along and stops the Mudkipz posts.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Mochaalatte on September 18, 2010, 03:48:13
Bad news: People are going through mudkip  withdraw.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on September 18, 2010, 23:43:59
Good News: Everyone in the world gets a cake :D
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 19, 2010, 06:11:50
Bad Newz: Teh cake is a lie
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: TrogdorRunner on September 24, 2010, 14:06:50
Good news: It turned out in the end
Spoiler: (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Firecat on September 24, 2010, 19:04:32
Bad news: Chell's mind broke because that was totally unexpected for her.
Spoiler:  :awesomeface: (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: kaizoman666 on September 24, 2010, 20:42:44
Quote from: Firecat on September 24, 2010, 19:04:32
Spoiler: (click to show/hide)
Cool spoiler, bro.

Good News: GLaDOS comes back somehow and decides to do another experiment on Chell, which somehow fixes her mind.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 28, 2010, 04:18:20
Bad Newz: Itz PORTAL 2! CHELL'S MIND BREAKS AGAIN!
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on September 28, 2010, 18:29:29
Good news: Chell's mind is un-broken. And it can't be re-broken because we return to Nifflas' hammock adventure.
Also, @Firecat: It's :awsum:
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Whistler on September 28, 2010, 22:36:19
Bad News: Nifflas used the portalgun to get his hammock back! But was then arrested for stealing a hammock.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 29, 2010, 01:54:00
Good news: Nifflas invented a super awesome game and gave it to the judge, who played it and became addicted and then one part said "set Nifflas free and lift all charges against him" and the judge was so hypnotized by the awesomeness of the game that he did exactly that. And Niff still has the hammock.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Wanderer on September 29, 2010, 02:39:39
Bad News: [Nifflas] goes to the judge (who is one of his new friends) to say hello, but when he leaves, he forgets to bring the hammock with him.

EDIT: [Nifflas]
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 29, 2010, 03:33:26
What's [Nifflas]?
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 30, 2010, 04:15:39
Nifflas. Duh.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: jetio4 on November 04, 2010, 18:32:53
Good News: The judge stalks Nifflas, so knows where he lives, and returns the hammock.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on November 06, 2010, 10:27:41
Bad news: The judge stalks Nifflas.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: jetio4 on November 06, 2010, 18:32:34
Good News: Being a Swedish Star, Nifflas doesn't care. 8)
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: TheDarkOne on November 06, 2010, 18:41:33
BAD NEWZ: Nifflas gets attacked by a angry Chell for stealing her role as main character.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: jetio4 on November 06, 2010, 18:57:00
Good News: Being a Swedish Star, Nifflas doesn't care. 8)


I know it's the same post as my other, BUT IT WORKS!
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: TheDarkOne on November 09, 2010, 01:40:46
Bad newz: Because of THAT, Chell gets her revenge and takes the portal gun, zapping Nifflas into the place between portals and closing them with the APERTURE SCIENCE PERMANENT PORTAL CLOSURE GUN.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on November 09, 2010, 19:16:36
Quote from: TheDarkOne on November 06, 2010, 18:41:33
BAD NEWZ: Nifflas gets attacked by a angry Chell for stealing her role as main character.
You DO know Chell stole Nifflas' role as the main character first, right?
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: jetio4 on November 09, 2010, 21:22:31
Good News: Chell also zapped his computer and hammock into "The Non-Being Place Between Portals". Nifflas orders pizza, and it's all good! ;)
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: TheDarkOne on November 16, 2010, 01:12:25
Bad Newz: Pizza is Purple Pineapple Pizza!  :shocked:! Nifflas faces a murder charge of his own fans!
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: jetio4 on November 16, 2010, 01:36:35
Good News: No one knows because Nifflas is in "The Non-Being Place Between Portals".
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Reecer6 on November 27, 2010, 02:38:59
Bad News: That's where R'yleh is at.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: jetio4 on November 27, 2010, 20:27:36
Good News: R'yleh escaped when Chell opened the portal, and is now wrecking Earth. How is this good? He can't touch Nifflas now! X)
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Firecat on November 27, 2010, 21:03:12
Bad News: The Earth its infested with Eldritch Monsters.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: jetio4 on November 29, 2010, 19:40:20
Quote from: Firecat on November 27, 2010, 21:03:12
Bad News: The Earth its infested with Eldritch Monsters.
Err what? How is this bad for NIFFLAS? This is indeed bad news, but not for Nifflas.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on December 03, 2010, 21:40:31
They kill everyone, i guess, and there will be nobody to play Nifflas' games.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: TrogdorRunner on January 04, 2011, 22:13:17
Quote from: jetio4 on November 27, 2010, 20:27:36
Good News: R'yleh escaped when Chell opened the portal, and is now wrecking Earth. How is this good? He can't touch Nifflas now! X)

R'yleh is the city where the monsters live, not one of the monsters itself. Anyway...

Good news: Gustaf Johansen once again saves the day by crashing into the monsters' skulls with boats, forcing them (or at least Cthulhu) to retreat back to the sunken city.

Spoiler: (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Firecat on January 04, 2011, 23:41:17
Bad news:There are still some monsters on some cities, and people are nagging Nifflas to kill them.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: jetio4 on January 05, 2011, 14:47:16
Good News: Nifflas does. Somehow, though he is stuck in the place betweem portals. Cause he's that awesome. Yeah.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on January 05, 2011, 16:14:18
Bad news: This leaves a plot hole you could drive a truck through.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: jetio4 on January 06, 2011, 19:27:23
Good News: There is no such truck.

Good News: I'm not that lazy anymore. Nifflas managed to kill all the monsters by reprograming WaDF, and having the ice bomb set off, no matter what you do. He doesn't care that he also killed off most humans.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: NESgamer190 on January 11, 2011, 00:37:18
Bad news:  Nifflas reveals his true identification to be Dr. Cliche!
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: jetio4 on January 11, 2011, 04:46:26
Good News: LPChip comes and re-reprograms WaDF, and makes it possible for Dr. Cliche to be stopped. After he is stopped, the real Nifflas is found and rescued. And all the monsters remain dead.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: LPChip on January 11, 2011, 08:23:12
Bad news: Unfortunately, the game I seem to be re-programming, is not completely bug-free and crashes right before the real Nifflas is found and rescued, time after time.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on January 11, 2011, 22:38:59
Good News: The game's crash was a false alarm
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on January 14, 2011, 22:37:15
Bad news: The false alarm was false.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Firecat on January 15, 2011, 00:22:32
Good news:I find the cause of the crash, there were too many toasters spawning toast*,i delete those things and finally rescue Nifflas. and because Nifflas its already rescued you can't re-modify the game.

*You know what they say, all toast spawners spawns spawns.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: jetio4 on January 15, 2011, 18:12:05
Bad news: Nifflas gets mad at LPChip, bans him, and then bans everyone but himself and Fire from NSF.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on January 17, 2011, 19:53:16
Good news: Fire gets promoted to Admin and unbans everyone.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Mathexpert on January 17, 2011, 20:22:38
Bad news: Nifflas gets mad at Fire and bans everyone again.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: LPChip on January 18, 2011, 13:45:01
Good news: I edit the userrights in the database to restore the bans. webmaster powers ftw! :D
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: jetio4 on January 18, 2011, 14:39:19
Bad News: Nifflas, being paranoid now, requests you (LPChip) to take out the forum and anything related to him. If you refuse, he'll sue you.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on January 18, 2011, 18:19:04
Good news: His lawyer's Firecat.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: jetio4 on January 18, 2011, 18:22:04
Bad News: The "unbiased" jury hates LPChip.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: TheDarkOne on January 18, 2011, 21:14:15
Good News: LPChip is now the admin of the world! He makes Firecat like him or BAN.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: jetio4 on January 19, 2011, 14:33:37
Bad News: Firecat already likes him. It was Nifflas and the jury that hated him.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on January 21, 2011, 07:57:41
Good news: jetio4 didn't mention Firecat's banned, so he isn't.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: jetio4 on January 21, 2011, 14:48:59
Bad news: It's not Firecat that LPChip has to convince! It's the jury and Nifflas!


[mod]Changed the emphasized part to bold. Please don't write in all-caps![/mod]
Edit: Sorry, Siam, won't happen again. I think/hope.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on January 30, 2011, 10:34:09
Good news: Your all-caps speak killed the jury.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: jetio4 on January 31, 2011, 14:57:50
Bad news: Siam changed it. The jury lives.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: TheDarkOne on February 01, 2011, 02:23:44
Good News: I use water and change the fundamental properties of the universe to make the jury play QWOP forever.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: jetio4 on February 01, 2011, 14:36:34
Bad news: Nifflas reprograms it cause he can. The game now says "You must find LPChip guilty."
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: TheDarkOne on February 05, 2011, 04:41:53
Good Newz: I use mah l33t h4ck1ng sk1llz to make the game read "LPChip is released from the sentence, but due to the fact that NIFFLAS murdered him!" =O
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: jetio4 on February 05, 2011, 04:55:09
Bad News: Nifflas murders LPChip.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: LPChip on February 05, 2011, 12:21:05
Good News: Previous news seemed to not had all the facts. LPChip has shown up mysteriously in Timboektoe and he is not dead! yay.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: TheDarkOne on February 05, 2011, 18:35:32
Bad Newz: Unfortunatly, Timboektoe got hit by an atom bomb. LPChip is now dead.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: jetio4 on February 07, 2011, 14:35:49
Good News: LPChip had taken an airplane out of Timboektoe. He's now wherever his home is. (If his home was in Timboektoe, he's now in Atlanta.)
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Firecat on February 07, 2011, 17:58:49
Bad news: Nifflas is still angry at LPChip and wont let him login to the Nifflas Forum.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: jetio4 on February 07, 2011, 18:26:23
Good News: LPChip kinda owns these forums, so that's impossible.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: NESgamer190 on February 12, 2011, 21:01:33
The bad news:  The world's going into serious meltdown as the conflict continues between LPChip and Nifflas.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: jetio4 on February 14, 2011, 14:33:04
Good News: That can't happen cause the world froze over from the Ice Bomb (made and patented by Dr. Cliche)!
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: LPChip on February 14, 2011, 15:25:00
Bad News: Now its really really cold.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: jetio4 on February 14, 2011, 18:24:30
Good News: Both LPChip and Nifflas send free sweaters and jackets to everyone in order to get them onto their sides agianst the other.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on February 14, 2011, 19:21:55
Bad news: The jackets are frozen too.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: jetio4 on February 15, 2011, 14:34:36
Good news: If you wear a sweater on a jacket on a sweater, the jacket gets unfrozen.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: NESgamer190 on February 16, 2011, 12:14:34
Bad news:  The doors are welded shut by the ice!  (Somewhat of an oxymoron if I say so myself)
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: Firecat on February 16, 2011, 12:57:05
Good news: All the ice from the bomb suddenly melted, opening the doors.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: jetio4 on February 16, 2011, 14:35:53
Bad News: The world is now in meltdown because of the battle between LPChip and Nifflas.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: LPChip on February 16, 2011, 17:07:02
Good News: Nifflas and LPChip announce a seize fire. The war is over, and now Nifflas has new inspiration for his next game.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: jetio4 on February 18, 2011, 14:36:40
Bad News: LPChip refered to himself in 3rd person. This starts a new war between grammar freaks and him/his supporters.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: NESgamer190 on February 24, 2011, 18:49:31
The good news:  LPChip was writing a narrative, so the third person was excusable.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: jetio4 on February 24, 2011, 19:23:02
Bad News: Nifflas runs out of ideas for his new game (inspired by his war with LPChip).
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on February 25, 2011, 16:44:09
Good news: He's finished the thing already, and it's longer and more epic than KS, even if you have every single KS level.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: jetio4 on February 25, 2011, 18:23:41
Bad News: It's so long that no one, including you, will ever be able to see the really really really epic ending he's made. And that makes people so mad, they riot against him.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: StraightFlame on February 25, 2011, 18:29:06
Good news: He makes it a few hours shorter, and a few landscapes epic...er... Epicer.
Edit: Fixed typo.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: jetio4 on February 25, 2011, 18:30:29
Bad News: The same people loved the parts that he cut out. They riot some more.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: rushye on April 25, 2011, 15:37:50
Good News: He put back the parts that the people loved. The people are happy now.
Title: Re: Good news, Bad news
Post by: jetio4 on April 25, 2011, 18:24:31
Bad News: In order to do that, he cut off everything else. Now it's just a screen after screen in an order that doesn't make any sense AND no story/atmosphere at all.