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General => Forum Games => Topic started by: jimj316 on March 28, 2010, 00:40:50

Title: If this is the answer...
Post by: jimj316 on March 28, 2010, 00:40:50
...what is the question?

This is a game I picked up from the TV show "Mock the Week" but I think it might do well as a forum game.

Basically, one person thinks of a question that they know the answer to, but instead of posting the question, they post the answer; the next person posts what they think the question was, and posts a new answer. you can, if you want, post your original question in
Spoiler: spoiler tags (click to show/hide)
so we can laugh at how far away you were from the answer (or should I say question?)
but DON'T open them until a question has been posted after it, no cheating!

Simple enough, right?

Humorous guesses are actively encouraged  :D. But don't, like, try to seriously offend anyone, OK?

I beginz:
the answer is: "seriously deformed carrots"
so, I ask-
what is the question?
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Purple Pineapple on March 28, 2010, 01:10:10
You may want to add a rule to prevent answers that like no one knows the question to ruining the game.

Spoiler: (click to show/hide)



[mod]Removed 1pt text tag as per rules and replaced with spoiler tags instead.[/mod]
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 28, 2010, 03:10:18
How about this be like the "Have you Ever" game, where the first reply makes the next answer? That way, we don't have to wait around for the poster of the question to reply.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Firecat on March 28, 2010, 03:27:39
What does seriously deformed rabbits eat?
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Pumpkinbot on March 28, 2010, 04:30:25
Quote from: Firecat on March 28, 2010, 03:27:39
What does seriously deformed rabbits eat?
I think you need an answer now.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Firecat on March 28, 2010, 06:29:00
Okay...

413
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Pumpkinbot on March 28, 2010, 07:33:30
Quote from: Firecat on March 28, 2010, 06:29:00
Okay...

413
What is 202+211?
Because I drank it.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on March 28, 2010, 07:50:40
Question: Why is my urine gone?

Answer: Stupid.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: jimj316 on March 28, 2010, 10:50:00
Quote from: Purple Pineapple on March 28, 2010, 01:10:10
You may want to add a rule to prevent answers that like no one knows the question to ruining the game.

Who else sees 42 coming up in the first few posts?(http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/Smileys/Niffpack/tongue.gif)
but usually answers like that lead to the best responses.
Quote from: kaizoman666 on March 28, 2010, 03:10:18
How about this be like the "Have you Ever" game, where the first reply makes the next answer? That way, we don't have to wait around for the poster of the question to reply.
actually, that does sound like a better idea. I'm-a changin the rules in the first post.

Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 28, 2010, 15:04:24
What is StraightFlame?

In the sea.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on March 28, 2010, 15:22:37
Where am i gonna dump the microscopical dancing peanut kaizoman666 calls his 'brain'?

1337
P.S.
Quote from: jimj316 on March 28, 2010, 00:40:50
You can, if you want, post your original question in
Spoiler: spoiler tags (click to show/hide)
so we can laugh at how far away you were from the answer (or should I say question?)
Spoiler: TRUE question (click to show/hide)
P.S.S.
Quote from: jimj316 on March 28, 2010, 00:40:50
Humorous guesses are actively encouraged  :D. But don't, like, try to seriously offend anyone, OK?
Quote from: kaizoman666 on March 28, 2010, 15:04:24
What is StraightFlame?
Quote from: StraightFlame on March 28, 2010, 07:50:40
Stupid.
Oh noeses! U brokez teh ruleness... didya? Either way...
(http://xs.to/thumb-CB32_4BAF559F.jpg)
Your ban will expire in 3... 2... 1...
(http://xs.to/image-50D1_4BAF78A6.jpg)
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Purple Pineapple on March 28, 2010, 17:37:31
What is Nifflas?

Definitely not.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on March 28, 2010, 17:50:11
Am i smart?

ForumWarz
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: theiza27 on March 28, 2010, 20:11:58
What should we do for spring break?

Because the bottom half is tougher.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on March 28, 2010, 20:16:06
Q: Why is the bottom half of a Pokéball always white?
A: Because Juni painted it white.

(please do not think i answered my own question instead of 'questioning theiza's answer')
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: jimj316 on March 28, 2010, 20:43:24
why can't I see out of my left eye?

forty-seven pairs of sunglasses, a short length of hose, and some light shrubbery.

Spoiler: real question (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on March 28, 2010, 22:20:49
Q: What am i gonna make combust wif mah pyrokinesis?
A: Krixus
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Firecat on March 28, 2010, 22:59:34
Q:What its the thing that its most likely to end up in a SF post?
A:No one cares
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Purple Pineapple on March 28, 2010, 23:10:19
So.. who is this Krixus?

A: Yes, and I'm never doing it again.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 29, 2010, 00:02:14
Q: Have you ever been to 4Chan?

A: Nevermore.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: theiza27 on March 29, 2010, 02:36:31
Whats the name of that band i know jack shiet about and want to know nothing about?

adder bite.

Spoiler: real question (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on March 29, 2010, 18:03:43
Q: What do i like?

A: www.forumwarz.com
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Mochaalatte on March 30, 2010, 02:03:02
What is the name of a site you have never heard of, you paradox creator you?

A: The ninth moon of Squantoo
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: pumpkin on March 30, 2010, 04:10:26
Q: Where do Orca whales REALLY come from?

A: The Police.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 30, 2010, 04:32:50
Who says "Roxane" hilariously?

All aboard the Failboat.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Gorfinhofin on March 30, 2010, 05:40:57
Q: What do you say when you go back in time and see the S.S. Titanic pull up at the dock?
Wait, but if it only had one voyage, it... well, whatever, if you see it... WHATEVER, you know what I mean. It would be a joke that nobody but you and any other time travelers that happened to be there would get. Maybe not even the other time travelers because they might not have learned about the Titanic in their highly advanced culture. Or maybe they came from the past somehow and the Titanic hadn't been built in their time and they were planning on taking a nice trip on this incredible feat of technological whatever but the joke's on them, HAHA! Yeah.

A: Those lemmings sure did.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: LimeLemon on March 30, 2010, 09:02:50
Q: Did they die?

A: NO GAMES
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Razzorman on March 30, 2010, 09:05:20
Hey, do you want to play some board games?

Its in the ocean now.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: LPChip on March 30, 2010, 10:10:55
I know I used to have a car, but I can't find it. Do you know where I parked it?

Its near the airstrip.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on March 30, 2010, 12:38:37
Where do i need to go to complete this quest?

Krixus' dimension.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 30, 2010, 15:27:59
Where does StraightFlame wish to be randomly teleported to?

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.


Also, for some reason, my computer's spellchecker thinks that "teleport" is not a word.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on March 30, 2010, 15:50:39
Wha's k'izom'n?

Su'ertast'c!
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: LPChip on March 30, 2010, 19:08:51
What do you get when you say Supertastic with your mouth full?

Three and a half inch.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Dataflashsabot on March 30, 2010, 19:28:56
...having to suppress my instinctive question to that answer...
How long is a piece of string?

No.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on March 30, 2010, 19:42:31
Am i awesome?

Knytts.

Spoiler: REAL question to the answer 'Knytts'! Do not open until the answer's questioned (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: pumpkin on March 30, 2010, 19:53:04
Q: What are the coolest characters in any game ever?

A: The kitchen sink.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Mochaalatte on March 31, 2010, 01:00:45
What is the only thing you haven't used?

Merry Gear Solid 2
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Dataflashsabot on March 31, 2010, 01:22:29
What's the best parody fangame ever?
Driving.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Firecat on March 31, 2010, 01:36:26
How can i make mass destruction in a city?

Pumpkin.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 31, 2010, 02:10:01
What forum member vegetable is smashed, baked into a pie, and eaten every year?
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Firecat on March 31, 2010, 02:13:46
Did kaizoman just forgot to put an answer?

Yes, indeed
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on March 31, 2010, 08:31:57
Is Firecat awesome?

I am NEVER gonna do THAT again in my LIFE EVAH!!!

(srry K-man, but we keep a game runnin!)
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: LPChip on March 31, 2010, 10:01:35
What did Britney Spears said when she broke someone's heart for the first time?
Spoiler: reality shows that... (click to show/hide)

Well, my neighbor knew...

Spoiler: original question (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on March 31, 2010, 10:07:00
Q: No one knew LPChip is awesome!? Is that possible!? (lol, im pretty far from the original)

A: Straight City
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Dataflashsabot on March 31, 2010, 12:08:54
What happens if you put a city in the LHC?

No, and I find that question offensive.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on March 31, 2010, 13:22:13
Q: Have you ever killed SingingSurger? (What? The question had to be offensive!)

A: StraightFlame, Firecat, jimj316, and Yukabacera.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 31, 2010, 17:16:18
Who helped build Straight City for some reason?

Bliss.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: jimj316 on March 31, 2010, 17:18:47
48 million tons of chocolate?!

a rocket-propelled hamster.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on March 31, 2010, 17:45:11
Q: Who took my badjas (http://fiskerstudio.com/wordpress/2009/06/who-took-my-badjas/) (bathrobe)? (http://fiskerstudio.com/wordpress/2009/06/who-took-my-badjas/)

A: YOU DID IT!
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Firecat on March 31, 2010, 17:53:40
Q:Who just lose the game?

A:They die in the end.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: LPChip on March 31, 2010, 21:43:47
NO !? Don't tell me how this movie ends. It really spoils. Please?


Only twenty eight times!
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on March 31, 2010, 21:51:43
What is the number of times i was stupid divided by 113651364564373554564654?

Six F's and nothing less!

Spoiler: TRUE question to my answer! (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: jimj316 on March 31, 2010, 22:00:15
how does a man who has just come out of the dentist pronounce the rhyme "she sells sea shells by the seashore"?

in a shipping container, bound for Brazil.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 31, 2010, 22:08:04
Where did I hide Straight City?

Lots and lots o' cheese.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Firecat on March 31, 2010, 22:43:03
What can you find if you use the portal of pinewood heights while using the yoga ball?

Once and just once.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Pumpkinbot on April 01, 2010, 02:18:50
Quote from: Firecat on March 31, 2010, 22:43:03
What can you find if you use the portal of pinewood heights while using the yoga ball?

Once and just once.
What was former President Clinton's response?
How many times must I tell you?!
Captain Obvious
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on April 01, 2010, 08:14:03
Quote from: jimj316 on March 31, 2010, 22:00:15
how does a man who has just come out of the dentist pronounce the rhyme "she sells sea shells by the seashore"?
Well, in fact, those are 'th' sounds, not 'f' sounds.
[/reallyofftopic]

Aren't you supposed to use the arrow keys to walk?

THAT'S the place where kaizoman666 hid Straight City.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Firecat on April 01, 2010, 08:25:37
What its Brazil?

Its a snowy planet.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on April 01, 2010, 08:29:21
Did he really hide it in Brazil? Thanks for telling me! *heads for Brazil* [/offtopic]

Q: Eh, so what's Brazil?

A: A horseshoe.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Firecat on April 01, 2010, 08:36:41
Spoiler: OFFTOPIC (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on April 01, 2010, 08:59:37
I know that. It was just that 'i couldn't see it'.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: FlyingPigBoy on April 02, 2010, 03:36:20
Q: Can anything in the universe ever be completely random?

A: No, I most certainly will NOT!
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Shawnachu on April 02, 2010, 05:07:45
Q: Will you please follow me down this dark alleyway and pretend to not notice the suspiciously long and slightly bloody knife that I and tossing back and forth between my hands while simultaneously eating your veggies?

A: Yes. For example, a very intelligent species of sea worm had discovered an ancient civilization not too long ago.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Pumpkinbot on April 02, 2010, 05:23:49
Q: Do you know what I am? Or anything that looks like me?
Quote from: Shawnachu on April 02, 2010, 05:07:45
A: Yes. For example, a very intelligent species of sea worm had discovered an ancient civilization not too long ago.

A: That's what SHE said.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Gorfinhofin on April 02, 2010, 05:27:24
Q: Is it possible for you to say anything other than "That's what she said"?

A: That's the way the cookie crumbles.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Pumpkinbot on April 02, 2010, 05:33:01
Quote from: Gorfinhofin on April 02, 2010, 05:27:24
Q: Is it possible for you to say anything other than "That's what she said"?

A: That's the way the cookie crumbles.
That's what SHE sa-oh, wait.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Firecat on April 02, 2010, 06:19:07
Q:Why you had to blow up the cookie with a Dynamite?

A:Because im angry.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on April 02, 2010, 07:51:11
Q: Why don't you have your userbar anymore?
A: The custom title of 'Forumgame Addict'! I really want it!
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: SiamJai on April 02, 2010, 09:23:22
Q: Is there anything that you'd love to have, but others wouldn't give a flying fig about?


A: Yes, I guess that would be quite stressful.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: jimj316 on April 02, 2010, 10:26:55
so you don't find horse-riding very exiting, eh? WELL WHAT IF THE HORSE WAS FORTY FEET TALL, MADE OF CHAINSAWS, AND YOU HAD TO RIDE A LIFT FULL OF HUNGRY PANTHERS TO GET TO IT?!

[/gonemad]

Throw a kayak out of a plane.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: LPChip on April 02, 2010, 10:51:11
What would James Bond do if his next movie would feature indians?

It all was one big April fool's joke.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Yukabacera on April 02, 2010, 11:09:06
LPChip, are you really leaving?

Because ledgers are evil.

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Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: LPChip on April 02, 2010, 12:03:05
Why are ledgers evil?


Just one.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Dataflashsabot on April 02, 2010, 13:22:11
How many roads must a man walk down?

Okay.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Gorfinhofin on April 02, 2010, 14:13:03
Go buy some seaweed from the store for me, would you?

Forty seventeen-thousandths.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: kaizoman666 on April 02, 2010, 14:19:00
How much of a brain do I have?

Jump in a lake.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: jimj316 on April 02, 2010, 16:30:41
what (tragically) would a person with hearing difficulties to if told that there was a "lump in their cake"?

not much on it's own, but if mixed with vinegar & plaster of paris, forms a very powerful solvent suitable for paint thinning, removing tough stains, burning through solid metal or adding that extra "kick" to any meat or fish dish.

the real question was a mix between about 8 or 9 different questions, so I can't remember it.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: kaizoman666 on April 02, 2010, 16:40:11
What is a lampshade good for?

He tore off the ceiling and buried it in the toilet.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: pumpkin on April 02, 2010, 19:20:46
What happened when Nifflas took a bunch of acid?

I sure hope my pencil doesn't do that too.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: LPChip on April 03, 2010, 18:26:10
My pencil is writing with black ink while I put blue ink in it. Isn't that strange?


I did that twice, actually.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: jimj316 on April 05, 2010, 15:28:22
WHAT?! So you're telling me that you, on THREE separate occasions, drowned a bus full of schoolchildren in a bowl of luke-warm jelly?!

a shopkeeper, a man wearing a bowler hat, and a box of salmon.

Spoiler: real question (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: LPChip on April 05, 2010, 17:14:39
What does it take to do grocery shopping the salmon way?

If you ask it, always!
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on April 08, 2010, 09:14:47
(this is kinda ironical, but...) Can we, the regular forumers, get a custom title?

Pokémon HeartGold/SoulSilver
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Dataflashsabot on April 08, 2010, 11:47:04
Could you name two Pokemon games?
About 48%.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: LPChip on April 08, 2010, 12:20:05
How far are you with downloading the entire internet?

Y.y.y.y.y.. no.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Lizzaroro on April 08, 2010, 13:14:58
Have you seen the Toliet?

Didn't you just ask me that?
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Yukabacera on April 08, 2010, 13:36:53
Did you already forget what I asked you?

Because you shouldn't.

=|=
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: kaizoman666 on April 08, 2010, 21:15:17
Why can't I go on a mad rampage through the school with a machine gun?

Two dogs, three cats, a fish, and a flying donkey.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Wanderer on April 09, 2010, 03:07:25
How many animals haven't been eaten this week by Bigfoot?

It explodes.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: pumpkin on April 09, 2010, 03:24:43
What happens when you try to eat my head?

The greatest game in the world.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on April 09, 2010, 13:32:17
Q: Aaaaaaaand Saira is?
A: Just for Knytt Stories DS Deluxe... however, it will be impossible for me to make either.
Spoiler: Even moar A (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Original Q (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: LPChip on April 09, 2010, 18:26:59
That level you wanted to make, will it be compatible with any Knytt Stories version, including mods?


Even when you look at it from that direction, I don't think that it'll work.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on April 09, 2010, 18:50:15
Oh, forgot the Original Q. Will edit the post rightaway.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Purple Pineapple on April 09, 2010, 23:05:36
Well.. what if I did it backwards?

Nope. That won't work
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: kaizoman666 on April 10, 2010, 00:08:47
The thing exploded, so won't reversing time fix it?

Its because I forgot to take the chicken out of the incinerator.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Pumpkinbot on April 10, 2010, 08:07:42
Quote from: kaizoman666 on April 10, 2010, 00:08:47
The thing exploded, so won't reversing time fix it?

Its because I forgot to take the chicken out of the incinerator.
Why did the frish's hish go kaplish?
Oh, now that won't do. We're in London, remember?
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on April 10, 2010, 09:28:22
Q: The Big Ben becoming digital?

A: Mud! Kip! Mud! Kip! Mud! Kip! Mud! Kip! Mud! Kip! Mud! Kip! Mud! Kip! Mud! Kip! Mud! Kip! Mud! Kip! Mud! Kip! Mud! Kip! Mud! Kip! Mud! Kip! Mud! Kip!
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: LPChip on April 10, 2010, 10:07:55
What do you get when you say a few mud's and kip's behind eachother?
sorry, couldn't think of anything else


Today, everything changed!
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on April 10, 2010, 10:21:14
Q: So i heard you like Mudkipz? Mud! Kip! Mud! Kip! Mud! Kip!
A: This Mario character is mostly known for his grammatically incorrect English and his obscure food metaphors (e.g. And this battle will be the mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!).
(Guess it right, get a :hiddenstar:)
(The right answer to this 'answer' will not be shown here until someone answers, due to possibility of cheating)
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: kaizoman666 on April 10, 2010, 14:16:31
Who is Fawful? (Lol, its like Jeopardy)

A thing with bling shall ring and sing.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on April 10, 2010, 17:12:22
Quote from: kaizoman666 on April 10, 2010, 14:16:31
Who is Fawful?
Correct! You, kaizoman666, get a :hiddenstar:!
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on July 30, 2010, 08:54:07
Topic revival!

Question: Is there anything you can say that's even sillier than ''A thing shall ring and sing''?

Answer: Problem exists between keyboard and chair.
Spoiler: Question i intended to get (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Yukabacera on July 30, 2010, 09:46:08
What is a computer error that means "user is a dumbf**k"? (I love Jeopardy!)

A color between yellow and green and also the name of a liquor.

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Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on July 30, 2010, 14:22:29
What was the name of that guy with the abbreviation in his avvy?

Minthine, TheDarkDragon, Ormrkim, Drakie and Naotgerai.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Yukabacera on July 30, 2010, 16:19:02
Quote from: StraightFlame on July 30, 2010, 14:22:29
What was the name of that guy with the abbreviation in his avvy?

Actually, it's chartreuse.

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Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on July 30, 2010, 16:36:27
Quote from: Yukabacera on July 30, 2010, 16:19:02
Quote from: StraightFlame on July 30, 2010, 14:22:29
What was the name of that guy with the abbreviation in his avvy?

Actually, it's chartreuse.

=|=
Actually, the only colors i know the name of are: Red, blue, green, yellow, brown, pink, purple and orange.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: Firecat on July 30, 2010, 18:24:53
Quote from: StraightFlame on July 30, 2010, 14:22:29
What was the name of that guy with the abbreviation in his avvy?

Minthine, TheDarkDragon, Ormrkim, Drakie and Naotgerai.

Who are about to eat StraightFlame again?

What was my first question?
Spoiler: (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on July 30, 2010, 20:09:44
Quote from: Firecat on July 30, 2010, 18:24:53
Quote from: StraightFlame on July 30, 2010, 14:22:29
Minthine, TheDarkDragon, Ormrkim, Drakie and Naotgerai.
Who are about to eat StraightFlame again?
I can understand Drakie can be about to eat me, but the others...

Anyways,
Q: What was the answer to my first question?
A: Juni
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 31, 2010, 00:50:22
Who is in The Machine?

Chrome Cheez
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: theiza27 on August 03, 2010, 21:28:04
what can you make after you milk Google Chrome?



tighten it to the 3rd notch and then leave it til Thursday.
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Post by: StraightFlame on August 04, 2010, 08:42:10
What are you doing these days with that level called something among the lines of The Iza's Epic?

This realm is an illusion.
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Post by: jimj316 on August 18, 2010, 00:56:29
What's the worst thing to possibly hear when arriving home?

Rub it in one direction across the blades, until the white material begins to fall out.

Spoiler: Real answer (click to show/hide)
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Post by: minmay on August 18, 2010, 01:52:24
What's the second worst way to open a milk carton?

Eight cats.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on August 18, 2010, 09:00:12
Q: How many Shinx does SF own on My Pokemon Ranch (http://wiiware.nintendolife.com/games/wiiware/my_pokemon_ranch)?
...wait, what do you mean, Shinx aren't cats!?

A: No, you're a Shinx.
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Post by: jetio4 on October 05, 2010, 03:46:23
Aha! Dead forum game that's actually cool so im going to "revive" it and be flamed!  C)p
Q:Was Moses a sphinx?
A:After 50 hours of breaking everything around you, you become THE GUY!
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on January 30, 2011, 13:58:37
Q: How am i supposed to beat QWOP?

A: Because i killed them.
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Post by: NESgamer190 on January 30, 2011, 15:56:57
Question:  Why are there NO random encounters in my RPG?

Answer:  Just remove Exterminate.EXE to keep machinery intact.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: TheDarkOne on February 01, 2011, 02:20:52
Q: If so, then why does PURPLE.EXE always crash my jeuipwfb;iUL ?
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Post by: LPChip on February 01, 2011, 12:16:08
Since TheDarkOne didn't post an answer, here's a new one, so the game can continue:


Answer: There are three.
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Post by: jetio4 on February 01, 2011, 14:38:08
What is a blind mouse?

You're a fish.
:\
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Post by: jimj316 on February 01, 2011, 17:07:16
Why am I underwater? Am I drowning?!  :whoa:

Because he couldn't think to do anything else.
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Post by: jetio4 on February 02, 2011, 14:34:56
Why KnyttWADF, Nifflas?

They killed Kenny!
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Post by: LPChip on February 02, 2011, 15:49:56
Oh no! What are those wild rhinos doing after Kyle unlocked the gate?

Don't worry, there's still hope for you.
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Post by: NESgamer190 on February 02, 2011, 16:22:56
?:  Isn't there a sign saying "Abandon all hope, ye who enter here"?

!:  Just apply a flamethrower to the snow...  it'll work!
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Post by: jetio4 on February 02, 2011, 18:36:38
How do you melt snow without turning it to slush?

LPChip.
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Post by: LPChip on February 02, 2011, 20:20:04
Nice to meet you Jetlio4, and I am...?

Wait... You're asking me that question!?
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Post by: jetio4 on February 03, 2011, 14:42:41
Quote from: LPChip on February 02, 2011, 20:20:04
Nice to meet you Jetlio4, and I am...?
Who's Jetlio4? :\

Q: Hello LPChip, what's your name?

A: Granted.
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Post by: LPChip on February 03, 2011, 17:12:52
Q: I wish this wish wouldn't fail! I can wish that right?

A: I'm really sorry, but I obviously can't (read: don't want to) do that.
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Post by: jetio4 on February 03, 2011, 18:22:05
Can you please become famous?

I'm sorry, but I did not understand that queston.

Edit: Made a better answer
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Post by: Firecat on February 03, 2011, 19:17:42
Are you sU R3- Xw█▒ 8 ●A▓ ERROR ╣╧ damaged?

You must collect enough coins to unlock Pacific Island and then shut down EVERYTHING.
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Post by: LPChip on February 04, 2011, 09:30:05
Q: In that dream you told me about, where you designed a game, how did you get to level 16 again?

A: Probably...
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Post by: jetio4 on February 04, 2011, 14:36:42
Are we going to stay on this forum for forever and a half?

2.
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Post by: gazimo on February 04, 2011, 22:36:57
Q: How many members of this forum did you eat?

A: No, I'm afraid my brain will explode when I do that
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Post by: LPChip on February 04, 2011, 23:34:43
Q: Can you tell how to calculate 1+1?

A: Chances are really really really slim.
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Post by: gazimo on February 05, 2011, 00:11:55
Q: Do you think there will come a chicken out of my nose when I say too many random things?

A: 83 or something
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Post by: jetio4 on February 05, 2011, 04:34:43
If I ate 2 forumers, how many did you eat!?!

I'm sorry, good sir, but I will have to ignore that remark.
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Post by: TheDarkOne on February 05, 2011, 04:39:03
But, then why do you eat pie?

Please help yourself to the sky, he said, as he pushed me off the tower.
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Post by: jetio4 on February 05, 2011, 04:50:03
When he was trying to teach you to fly, what did Nifflas tell you?

3.115713905613095
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Post by: LPChip on February 05, 2011, 12:26:46
Q: I have a really hard math problem. How much is 2.115713905613095 + 1?


A: You know the floods from Haiti? Well, this is even worse.
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Post by: TheDarkOne on February 05, 2011, 18:27:43
Oh no, then I am going to die?

Put that thing down right now or you'll destroy us all!
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Post by: jetio4 on February 07, 2011, 14:32:12
What should I do with this portable Black-Hole-Maker?

....no.
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Post by: LPChip on February 07, 2011, 18:17:17
I know you're very very good with math. I have this complicated math question. 15 + 1 = 4264252 right?


2 cows.
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Post by: jetio4 on February 07, 2011, 18:29:21
What'd you eat last night?

I guess....
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Post by: gazimo on February 07, 2011, 20:38:20
Q: Don't you think it'd be bad for this community if we keep eating forummembers?

A: No thanks, I'm not hungry.
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Post by: jetio4 on February 08, 2011, 14:32:53
Would you like to eat an apple?

Go to ____!
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Post by: LPChip on February 08, 2011, 14:54:03
Q: I'm playing this old Adventure, but my character doesn't move an inch. How do I move the character?


A: http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2994.135
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Post by: jetio4 on February 08, 2011, 14:57:52
Good sir, could you possible give me a link to the "If this is the answer..." page 10?

http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?action=profile;u=1
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Post by: LPChip on February 08, 2011, 16:05:40
Q: Who would you consider the worst admin ever?

A: Nifflas
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Post by: jetio4 on February 08, 2011, 18:20:56
Quote from: LPChip on February 08, 2011, 16:05:40
Q: Who would you consider the worst admin ever?
I don't :\

Q: Who made Knytt, WaDF, and now KynttWaDF (Aka Knyttwaffle)?

A: Why?
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Post by: LPChip on February 08, 2011, 22:01:29
Quote from: jetio4 on February 08, 2011, 18:20:56
Quote from: LPChip on February 08, 2011, 16:05:40
Q: Who would you consider the worst admin ever?
I don't :\
Don't feel bad. I love some self-deprecating from time to time. :)


Q: May I have your social identification number?


A: The moon.
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Post by: jetio4 on February 09, 2011, 14:34:22
What game character would you love to be?

632672340867234896789!
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Post by: StraightFlame on February 14, 2011, 13:27:55
Q: Please enter your password.

A: Mudkipz.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: jetio4 on February 14, 2011, 14:34:58
So I heard you likez a Pokemon. What was it again?

 :sick:
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Post by: StraightFlame on February 14, 2011, 19:24:49
Q: Post a sick face. And don't cheat by using the :sick: smiley.

A: purple_ball
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: jetio4 on February 15, 2011, 14:37:31
What do you get when you combine a red_ball and a blue_ball? And don't say "purple ball"

 :^^: :huh: :pop:
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Post by: NESgamer190 on February 16, 2011, 12:16:26
?:  What does the antangonist of Pop look like?

Answer:  They're made of cardboard!
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: jetio4 on February 16, 2011, 14:34:02
I like how you made those puppets. What are they made of?

....for my, daughter.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: LPChip on February 16, 2011, 17:08:06
Q: Don't mind me asking... but since you're a male... Why would you want to buy a brah?

A: Okay, I'll admit... I cheated.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: NESgamer190 on February 17, 2011, 12:49:27
?: LPchip, you didn't pass my test of honor honorably, did you?

A:  My non-existent sister forced me to a journey.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: jetio4 on February 18, 2011, 14:39:38
Ho, NESgamer190! Why, may I ask, are you running down the street like your head is on fire? What, you're going to the supermarket? What for?

Sorry, I had to.
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Post by: LPChip on February 18, 2011, 15:06:23
Q: Did you just openly admitted you're actually a female?

A: No, I didn't... No... No, I really... Okay, I did do that...
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: jetio4 on February 18, 2011, 18:28:02
Q: Why did you just insult me, you admin?

A: Oh, so you think you deserve that?
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Post by: PeppyHare4000 on February 18, 2011, 23:23:34
Q: Why did you give the earnings to him, I am the one that deserved the earnings
A: Because High school popularity is pointless.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: jetio4 on February 19, 2011, 21:23:27
Why do you hang out with losers?

(skype)
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Post by: TheDarkOne on February 20, 2011, 01:28:07
What did I have for lunch?

Purple.
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Post by: NESgamer190 on February 20, 2011, 15:32:34
?:  What color is evil?

A:  Just add instant quick sand in the advancing wall of doom hall.  That'll stop anything that tries to foil those evil plans!
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Post by: jetio4 on February 20, 2011, 18:28:12
How could Dr.Cliche improve his base?

... Ignored.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on February 25, 2011, 20:50:52
Question:
How did you endure the trolling?

Answer:
(http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/070/111/list/halolz-dot-com-nope.avi.gif?1283697184)
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: jetio4 on February 25, 2011, 21:11:21
Could you please not use that new-fangled links?

Had to go onto my PS3 to do that.
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Post by: LPChip on February 25, 2011, 21:14:58
Q: I was wondering... That book on the top shelf you couldn't reach but now is in your hands, how did you get it off the shelf?


A: It took me all day.
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Post by: jetio4 on February 25, 2011, 23:00:41
How long did it take for you to calculate 1+1?

[ s ][ s ]
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Post by: NESgamer190 on February 28, 2011, 16:06:32
Could you please refrain from spacing out the contents of the boxes?

Just fill the room with molten metal.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: LPChip on February 28, 2011, 16:09:57
Q: My mom came to visit me, and is now in my livingroom. Any idea how to get rid of her?

A: Tough question... I'd build a bridge for that!
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: jetio4 on February 28, 2011, 18:23:18
How can you get across a river without building a bridge or swimming across?

Oxymoron.
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Post by: NESgamer190 on March 02, 2011, 19:06:59
Care for some jumbo shrimp?

I would not remotely have any of that!
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: jetio4 on March 02, 2011, 19:18:48
Would you like this :hiddenstar:?

   (<---- Quote to find out what I did there.)
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: LPChip on March 03, 2011, 00:09:50
Q: Can you post some invisible text so I have to quote you to find out what you did there?


A: Right right... code tags... thats how I can make forum bbcode to be visible without actually using them.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: jetio4 on March 03, 2011, 14:32:49
What? You're wondering how to make forum bbcode to be visible without actually using them? Don't you use code tags for that?
(Also, how DO you do that?)


^
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: LPChip on March 03, 2011, 17:01:23
Q: Who do you think is the best person on this forum?

A: For you, sure. Anyone else, hell no!


as response to using the code tag: Its also in the FAQ which you can access through the main toolbar, but long story short: [code][b][/b][/code] gives you:
Code: [Select]
[b][/b]
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: jetio4 on March 03, 2011, 18:25:54
as response to using the code tag: Its also in the FAQ which you can access through the main toolbar, but long story short: [code][b][/b][/code] gives you:
Code: [Select]
[b][/b][/quote]
Thx. Also, through this quote, I see how you made [b] come out a different way :\
Q: Can I abuse color codes?

A: Yes.
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: NESgamer190 on March 03, 2011, 21:06:23
Will my wyvern actually make mincemeat of the enemy dragon?

GRENADE!
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: jetio4 on March 03, 2011, 21:11:44
Hey, before throwing this thing down, an enemy soldier yelled "FIRE IN THE HOLE!" What does that mean?

 <3
Title: Re: If this is the answer...
Post by: StraightFlame on February 02, 2013, 12:26:22
What happens if you put the "less than three" heart icon in a Nifforum post?

Blast processing.