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Title: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on March 14, 2010, 22:02:43
This is a classic forum game, but I didn't see it on here so I thought I'd post it.

Anyway, these are the rules:

You put something into the vending machine.

The next poster tells you what does the machine give to you, and puts something else into the vending machine.

*wash, rinse, repeat*

For example:

Anon Y. Mous: *puts a cup of tea into the vending machine*

Jane Doe: The vending machine gives you an empty cup and a note saying "Thank You!". *puts a red shirt into the vending machine*

Wash, rinse, repeat.

So, that's it. I'll start:

*puts an empty notebook and a pen into the machine*

=|=
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jimj316 on March 14, 2010, 23:54:25
the machine gives you a angry note written on the notebook saying that you should only insert MONEY from the region that the machine was made in, and anything else may damage the machine.

the rest of the notebook is full of expletives and drawings of Yorkshire sheep.

I put in a orange jersey.

PS welcome to the forum btw.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firecat on March 15, 2010, 00:16:53
You recive Orange juice and a white jersey.
*I rob and drink the juice*
Wait, this juice tastes like cloth, you will see stupid machine...
*Puts lighted dynamite on machine*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on March 15, 2010, 00:29:07
The machine recites Section 28.1.1.b from the DCTA Employee's Handbook, which states that you should never use explosives/laser firearms/plasma firearms/phasers/tasers near the machine, and, if the usage of these items is necessary, point/throw them away from the machine and the customers. Then it dispatches a little repair robot which proceeds to eat the dynamite and promptly explode, but away from the machine as stated in Section 28.1.1.b in the DCTA Employee's Handbook.

*inserts money from the region the machine was made in*

PS: Thanks, jimj316.

=|=
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 15, 2010, 01:01:25
It starts spitting out money. Turns out you actually gave it $3 billion dollars in foreign money. Unfortunatly, you lose $2.5 billion because the machine didn't have enough cash inside.

*Inserts a puppy*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Mochaalatte on March 15, 2010, 04:55:08
After putting in your puppy, the machine starts to rumble, and out comes a fully grown dog. I guess it's a time vending machine!  :D


I insert 46 lemon tarts into the vending machine.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Pumpkinbot on March 15, 2010, 05:30:15
After putting in your puppy, the machine starts to rumble, and out comes a fully grown dog. I guess it's a time vending machine!  :D


I insert 46 lemon tarts into the vending machine.
You receive LimeLemon. 42 LimeLemons. :shocked:
I insert $1 into the vending machine, and since it's similar to a video game machine (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?action=arcade), I let (one of the) LimeLemon(s) choose the drink.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on March 15, 2010, 07:45:20
Thing gives me $2.5 million.

I place a Lucky(?) Shroom (http://www.mariowiki.com/Vacuum_Mushroom) in the vending machine.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on March 16, 2010, 19:40:07
The "Lucky" Shroom starts sucking everything around itself inside it, including the machine. However, it sucks in the machine while it's inside it, which creates a rift in the space-time continuum. Numerous boring sci-fi novels come out of the rift, burying everyone around what used to be the machine in very bad books. The rift closes, satisfied that it expelled those horrible things out of Dimension ZX.

After everything is over, a huge repair robot and a cleaning robot arrive. The cleaning robot destroys the books, and the repair robot quickly replaces the machine.

*puts a postcard from Point Lookout, MD into the machine*

=|=
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on March 16, 2010, 19:49:03
The machine spits out the postcard. On the back it reads "Vending Machine went to Maryland" and on the front a picture of the vending machine and your wife on the beach has replaced the old one.

*Inserts a guitar into the vending machine*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: LB on March 16, 2010, 20:03:15
*Out comes a a note with music writtin on it*

*Inserts a copy of Knytt Stories*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Pumpkinbot on March 17, 2010, 00:50:45
*Out comes a a note with music writtin on it*

*Inserts a copy of Knytt Stories*
The machine spits out Knytt (the game). It ate your stories. D:
*puts my left foot in*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 17, 2010, 01:09:23
Out comes a hamburger.

In goes my Lolwut pear.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Pumpkinbot on March 17, 2010, 01:42:34
Out comes a hamburger.

In goes my Lolwut pear.
Damn, I was hoping someone would reply, "You put your left foot out. You put your right foot in ang you shake it all about..." :D
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on March 17, 2010, 07:39:19
It's time for a Mafia (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2642.0)/MSPaintAdventures (http://mspaintadventures.com/?viewpage=archive) reference! (As well as an M&L RPG3 reference)

--|>kaizoMan (KM): Acquire lol wutermelon/--
--|>KM: Be the other guy/--
--|>straightFlame (SF): Place Broque Monsieur (http://www.mariowiki.com/Broque_Monsieur), Broggy (http://www.mariowiki.com/Broggy), and all 15 Blittens (http://www.mariowiki.com/Blitty) inside vending machine/--
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Pumpkinbot on March 18, 2010, 02:55:00
It's time for a Mafia (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2642.0)/MSPaintAdventures (http://mspaintadventures.com/?viewpage=archive) reference! (As well as an M&L RPG3 reference)

--|>kaizoMan (KM): Acquire lol wutermelon/--
--|>KM: Be the other guy/--
--|>straightFlame (SF): Place Broque Monsieur (http://www.mariowiki.com/Broque_Monsieur), Broggy (http://www.mariowiki.com/Broggy), and all 15 Blittens (http://www.mariowiki.com/Blitty) inside vending machine/--
tldr

Oh, well I guess I gotta post something useful. Err...*skims post*
A'ight. You get Tetris blocks. The long, blue ones that you can never get when you need 'em.
I put in a copy of Tetris DS.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Purple Pineapple on March 18, 2010, 03:53:21
The machine begins spewing out blocks. Eventually, they fill the room and turn to stone. At the end a blank ds card falls out of the vending machine.

I put in a toy dinosaur, like the kind little kids play with.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Mochaalatte on March 18, 2010, 05:05:05
Out comes a prehistoric  fossil. It's the geological find of the century!

I schlapp on in one bowl of fruit salad.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Purple Pineapple on March 18, 2010, 05:26:17
You get: one bowl of fruit smoothie.

I pour some glue into the coin slot.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on March 18, 2010, 07:27:33
You're rich! The power of this strange machine turned the glue into Magnetiglue (which i just made up), and it attracts coins, and they get flailed outta the thing!

And what goes... in the vending machine... is me!
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: LimeLemon on March 18, 2010, 08:11:38
Out comes HomoFlame.

I write 1/0 on a note and put it in the machine.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on March 18, 2010, 18:21:35
*vending machine decides to spew out the shredded remains of the paper, leaving you with a paper in the shape of an "E"*
(Get this little technological term, and...  ehh...  I'll get back on that...)
*crams in the remains of the NME into vending machine*
(I really doubt anyone would know where the NME originated, but meh, it's a machine.)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on March 18, 2010, 18:36:36
Out comes the fixed NME.

I put a bomb in the machine, hoping it will go kaboombam!
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: AdeleneDawner on March 18, 2010, 18:46:37
Water spews out of the machine, disarming the bomb and soaking you.

I put a red pill in the machine.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on March 18, 2010, 19:14:30
Welcome to Vending Machine, adeleneDawner (AD)!
What would you like to drop in?


AD: Drop in Red Pill (fully restores HP)
AD: Await result...
AD:Receieve Blue Pill (fully restores MP)


Thanks for using Vending Machine!

Welcome to Vending Machine, straightFlame (SF)!
What would you like to drop in?


SF: Drop in Captchalogue card (used to store items in your deck (http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Captchalogue#Captchalogue_Deck))
SF: Await result...
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 18, 2010, 19:58:53
You recieve: A brand new car!

I insert a Pikmin.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on March 18, 2010, 20:47:52
Out pops a spotted red Bulborb, which devours you in a single "omnomnom".

*Inserts cookie dough*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 18, 2010, 20:59:54
Out comes a peanut. :awsum:

I insert over 9000 Vegetas.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: LB on March 18, 2010, 22:40:17
*out comes over 9000 bootles of salad dressing to go with the vegetas that you don't have anymore*

*inserts the instructions for this game*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on March 19, 2010, 08:09:24
Welcome to Vending Machine, chumhandleUnknown (LB)!
What would you like to drop in?


LB: Drop in Manual (allows you to view beginner tutorial)
LB: Await result...
LB: Receieve Emoglobin (http://www.mariowiki.com/Emoglobin) (allows you to view advanced tutorial)


Thanks for using Vending Machine!

Welcome to Vending Machine, straightFlame (SF)!
What would you like to drop in?


SF: Drop in Evoglobin (http://www.mariowiki.com/Evoglobin) (allows you to revive evil monster kings)
SF: Await result...
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on March 19, 2010, 11:41:51
Out comes Bowser, and he's angry because you're stealing his Evoglobins.

*inserts three doses of Xanax*

=|=

(Oh and, that's a really cool interface, StraightFlame!)

(Oh yay, TOTPD.)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: LB on March 19, 2010, 19:33:11
Welcome to Vending Machine, Yukabacera (YK)!
What would you like to drop in?


YK: Drop in three doses of Xanax.
YK: Await result...
YK: Receieve an error message: Error 404: Cannot find phone to dial 911


Thanks for using Vending Machine!

Welcome to Vending Machine, chumhandleUnknown (LB)!
What would you like to drop in?


LB: Drop in CurvedFlame.
LB: Await result...
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 19, 2010, 20:13:25
Welcome to Vending Machine, chumhandleUnknown (LB)!
What would you like to drop in?


LB: Drop in CurvedFlame.
LB: Await result...
LB: Receive a very large explosion.


Thanks for using Vending Machine!

I use my powers of awsomeness to stick an elephant into the vending machine.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on March 19, 2010, 20:38:07
*Vending machine whirs and clicks like mad before coughing up a teleport machine to "Obey! the game", along with a brain that never forgets.*
Lucky you!  A teleport to a game, and a brain that's never forgetting a thing!
*crams the dog from duck hunt into the vending machine*  (No offense to dog lovers, but this would eventually happen somehow...)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on March 19, 2010, 21:41:44
Out pops the dog again, but upon missing several ducks with your NES gun, the dog laughs at you, so you try to shoot it. You fail.

*Inserts Super Smash Bros. Brawl *
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 19, 2010, 21:50:19
Out comes a bunch of coins with video game characters attached to them.

I put Red into the machine.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on March 19, 2010, 22:36:16
Out comes Blue.

*inserts a key to Belle Vue Gardens 2291, my apartment*

=|=
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 19, 2010, 22:45:51
Out comes Blue.
I was hoping someone would make a Pokemon joke, or at least a Red vs. Blue joke, but whatever.


The vending machine opens.

*Inserts cake*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on March 19, 2010, 22:51:06
The machine gives you a copy of Portal, with "the cake is a lie" scrawled all over it.

*puts myself into the vending machine*

=|=

(kaizoman: I would have done that, but I just couldn't think of anything good.)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Mochaalatte on March 19, 2010, 23:12:05
You just pop out of the Vending machine... but in the ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE of 1544.
(Don't worry, your clone has taken your place.)

I with a  "thwap!", I throw  in an onomatopoeia.



Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 19, 2010, 23:52:48
I with a  "thwap!", I throw  in an onomatopoeia.
You get a book on proper grammer.

I insert a piece of paper with George Washington on it.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: LB on March 20, 2010, 00:12:44
*out comes a note saying 'vote accepted, thankyou!'*


*inserts a DNA scanner*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on March 20, 2010, 07:41:35
Out comes chumhandleUnknown (LB).

In goes straightFlame (SF).
(Oh and, that's a really cool interface, StraightFlame!)
Thanks!
I'll reveal the secret:
I do the machine's voice in a [font] tag (except for the user's 'chumhandle') with which i mod it to be in the Arial Black font. The actions are written in the 'Times New Roman' font.
I cant believe i typed all that on a Wii!
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firecat on March 20, 2010, 19:54:32
Welcome to Vending Machine, StraightFlame(SF)!
What would you like to drop in?


SF: Drop in StraightFlame(SF).
SF: Await result...
SF: Receieve an Flame and a Straightjacket


Thanks for using Vending Machine!

Welcome to Vending Machine, FireCat (FC)!
What would you like to drop in?


FC: Drop in a rock.
FC: Await result...


Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Pumpkinbot on March 20, 2010, 20:43:08
Out comes hemoglobin, which is some sort of body fluid...I think...Enjoy! :D

*inserts Muse, the awesome-est band EVAR*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on March 20, 2010, 21:18:47
Out comes Tool, who defeats Muse in a rock off.

*Inserts a homework assignment with incorrect answers*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on March 20, 2010, 21:39:50
*Vending machine decides to shoot out Text letter A's at you in pure infuriation!*
Vending machine:  "EAT GOOD GRADEZ!"  *launches more A's at victim*
*crams in the everlasting coin box from SMRPG into vending machine's coin slot*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on March 20, 2010, 21:43:52
Mario devours coin box in a mushroom high rage, which causes him to overload with coins, and upon geting a life for every 100 coins, he gets a 'game over' when he gets over 9000 lives. (YES)

Inserts "afdorfe" (NOT EVEN I KNOW WHAT THIS IS OR MEANS)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on March 20, 2010, 22:30:18
Out comes "efrodfa", the mythical power substation from the Second Era of Power Pylons.

*puts in fresh Nebraska-Air-In-A-Jar*

=|=
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: LB on March 21, 2010, 03:50:59
*out comes fresh iced air*

*puts in question: "Why do you guys call it 'Super Mario RPG'!? It's called Mario and Luigi: 'Bowser's Inside Story' here..."*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on March 21, 2010, 04:53:31
Out pops the answer "Because there are two separate games, one of them very rare and worth a bunch of money nowadays, and the other is on the DS and is not all that good.

Inserts a N64.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Mochaalatte on March 21, 2010, 06:01:06
Out pops a collection of N64 titles. But you don't have the system anymore  :ohnoes:

*Inserts a katamari*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on March 21, 2010, 20:20:41
Out come the King and Queen of All Cosmos.

*puts in a medicine bottle labelled PX*

=|=
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 21, 2010, 20:43:48
You obtain Super Mario Bros. (px is short for "pixel")

*Inserts a copy of The Princess Bride*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: LB on March 21, 2010, 22:08:02
*Out comes an ROUS*

*Inserts the Post button, Preview button, the Alt key, the S key, and the P key*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firecat on March 21, 2010, 23:01:38
Out comes...
*Out comes an ROUS*

*Inserts the Post button, Preview button, the Alt key, the S key, and the P key*
Out comes...
*Out comes an ROUS*

*Inserts the Post button, Preview button, the Alt key, the S key, and the P key*
Out comes...
*Out comes an ROUS*

*Inserts the Post button...
I insert a paradox.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 21, 2010, 23:19:47
Out comes a pime taradox.

I insert a :hiddenstar:.
No, that was not rewarded to anyone.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on March 22, 2010, 00:33:19
The machine screams with glee: "OMG my first :hiddenstar:!!" then shoots a bunch of paper stars at you.

*Inserts the blueprints to the Amityville House"
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on March 22, 2010, 13:36:04
Out comes Jodie, the evil pig-monster.

*inserts a book called "How to Kill Someone with Your Bare Hands"*

=|=
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: theiza27 on March 22, 2010, 16:19:33
out comes a pair of mangled bloody bear paws and a post-it saying "*bear"

::inserts an old catholic priest::
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on March 22, 2010, 20:41:53
*The vending machine whirs and clicks, thinking what to give you, only to shoot out a holy relic in your direction*

*decides to drop Juni into the vending machine*  (I'd love to see someone make a KS level with Juni and a vending machine involved.)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firewall on March 23, 2010, 13:36:39
You get a Story.

*Inserts Spam* (I ment the food product  X))
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on March 23, 2010, 18:46:07
Out comes a Reese's peanut butter cup. (SPAM AND REESE'S FTW)

Inserts the entire lost city of Atlantis.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on March 23, 2010, 19:28:26
Out comes a note that says "JIMMY - I told you not to put Atlantis in the queue! There's too much lost cities in here right now, and I told you I HATE the Atlantisi Atlantisa Atlantae people who live in Atlantis! You do that one more time and you're fired, okay? -S"

*inserts the ball from WaDF*

=|=
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on March 23, 2010, 19:31:33
Out comes the glass ball, which upon falling from the machines chute-thingy, breaks into a billion little pieces, and you never see it again.

Inserts Kurt Cobain's guitar neck.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on March 23, 2010, 20:29:43
*vending machine decides to eject a noose man*  (Guess the game this enemy came from.  :P )
*inserts a starman from earthbound into the vending machine*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: LimeLemon on March 23, 2010, 21:33:32
The vending machine begins to sing: There's a star man waiting in the sky!

I put a vending machine in the vending machine.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Purple Pineapple on March 24, 2010, 00:38:36
Out of the vending machine comes a smaller vending machine. Out of that vending machine, an even smaller vending machine. Out of that, etc.

I put some dust in the smallest vending machine I can see.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 24, 2010, 00:51:29
It spits out a bunny.

I stick Razzorman's <3 into the vending machine.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: LB on March 24, 2010, 02:42:39
*out comes a :pop:*

*inserts :a1:, :a2:, :a3:, :a4:, :a5:, :a6:, :a7:, :a8:, :a9:, :a0:, and :bebisharen: to tell the vending machine about them*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 24, 2010, 19:55:03
Out comes a :ponto:.

In goes a (http://www.smwcentral.net/images/emoticons/wye/smiley1.png).
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on March 24, 2010, 21:31:19
*The vending machine belches from eating that object*
I guess vending machines do get hungry...
*flings some fish into the vending machine*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on March 26, 2010, 20:50:51
The vending machine... pukes. And it's not puke, it's water.

I insert the vending machine in itself, removing it from the universe.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 26, 2010, 21:27:47
Out comes a copy of Scribblenauts, where you can actually do that.

I insert a :piano:.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on March 26, 2010, 21:42:30
Out comes the sheet of music with which you lure the yellow puffle.

I insert the yellow puffle.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firewall on March 26, 2010, 22:49:11
You get and orange puffle with soda.

*inserts Trojan.downloader.win32.agent*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jimj316 on March 27, 2010, 00:30:27
the machine's super-advanced processor h4cx5 the virus, making it as useless as a brick.
you get the brick.

I insert a box o' :nuts:
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firewall on March 27, 2010, 02:58:59
the machine's super-advanced processor h4cx5 the virus, making it as useless as a brick.
you get the brick.

I insert a box o' :nuts:
You get a bot o' :shocked:

*inserts Avast Anti-Virus & Anti-Virus Elite to fix the virus*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Pumpkinbot on March 27, 2010, 03:52:20
the machine's super-advanced processor h4cx5 the virus, making it as useless as a brick.
you get the brick.

I insert a box o' :nuts:
You get a bot o' :shocked:

*inserts Avast Anti-Virus & Anti-Virus Elite to fix the virus*
Out comes a pirate.
*inserts a ninja*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on March 27, 2010, 07:52:47
Out come googoogjoob and Firecat.

In go LB and jimj316
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: theiza27 on March 27, 2010, 08:47:59
out comes their love child slash hybrid slash siamese twins slash :worm:

in goes this forum (that doesn't make a black hole does it?)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on March 27, 2010, 09:06:47
Out comes us... As Knytts!
In goes us... As Knytts!
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firecat on March 27, 2010, 09:09:56
Out comes knytts... As us!

In comes incomes.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on March 27, 2010, 09:16:10
Out comes outcoming stuff.
In goes ingoing stuff.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Purple Pineapple on March 27, 2010, 18:26:12
The machine rumbles and there is a flash of light. Out comes outcoming smoke.

In goes hydrogen.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on March 27, 2010, 19:09:40
*the vending machine whirs with excitement upon the Hydrogen getting into it, that it decides to thank you by launching a fire hydrant toward you!*
Hmm...
*Inserts one of his tilesets into the vending machine*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on March 28, 2010, 08:47:46
You get a KS level made with your tileset. But since the machine has no brain, the objects and tiles are placed randomly.

I insert Juni.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: victor12 on March 28, 2010, 13:12:30
You get KS.
I put in a 1-screen crappy random impossible KS map.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on March 28, 2010, 14:13:02
Vendin' machine... Soved it!

I insert the meaning of life.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 28, 2010, 15:05:37
You get 42 copies of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

I insert time.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on March 28, 2010, 15:24:04
You got: Wristwatch!

I insert: Wristwatch!
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: The stickman on March 28, 2010, 17:01:23
You get: Watchdog!

I insert: One of those really stupid 'Ur Mom!' jokes.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 28, 2010, 17:11:15
You get: 'Ur Dad!" jokes.

I insert: A (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/Themes/Jace/images/bbc/tele.gif).
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Purple Pineapple on March 28, 2010, 17:19:10
You get a (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/Themes/Nifflas/images/bbc/tele.gif).

I insert flour, eggs, and butter.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on March 28, 2010, 17:59:55
You get a copy of "Milk Eggs Vodka: Grocery Lists Lost and Found", and a note that says "Pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels --bring home for Emma".

*inserts quantum mechanics*

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Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on March 28, 2010, 18:19:44
Out come mechanical quantums

In go  :), ;), :D, 8), 8D, :shifty:, :^^:, C), X), XD, :P, :P2, X-P, C)p, :crazy:, :nuts:, >), O_o, :O, :ohnoes:, :shocked:, :whoa:, :oops:, :huh:, :/, :S, :(, :sad:, <_<, :sigh:, :moody:, :sick:, >(, <3, :a1:, :a2:, :a3:, :a4:, :a5:, :a6:, :a7:, :a8:, :a9:, :a0:, :w1:, :w2:, :w3:, :w4:, :w5:, :w6:, :w7:, :w8:, :w9:, :w0:, :bebisharen:, :mes:, :bobo:, :uggla:, :ljus1:, :ljus2:, :liten:, :rosa:, :gravling:, :mus:, :olutt:, :sten:, :katt:, :cat:, :hiddenstar:, :pop:, :sara:, :vakt:, :barn:, :fish:, :juni:, :robot:, :house:, :castle:, :switch:, :man:, :woman:, :gtf:, :hedgehog:, :worm:, :ttpdude:, :ring:, :mask:, :sheep:, and :piano:.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firecat on March 28, 2010, 19:55:50
Out comes a robot LPchip clone who punches you for overusing the smileys.

In comes a robot Firecat clone.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on March 28, 2010, 20:02:17
Out comes a female Firecat.

In goes a female StraightFlame.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firewall on March 29, 2010, 00:46:40
Out comes a male StraightFlame

*inserts Firewall & Firewall's avatar*
Oh so thats what it looks like in a vending machine!
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Pumpkinbot on March 29, 2010, 06:40:05
Out comes a male StraightFlame

*inserts Firewall & Firewall's avatar*
Oh so thats what it looks like in a vending machine!
Out comes Windows Defender.
*inserts a virus into Windows Defender, then inserts Windows Defender back into the vending machine*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: theiza27 on March 29, 2010, 06:42:24
out comes a mac book pro snapped into 4 pieces.

in goes a bag of cotton balls and an electric fan.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firewall on March 29, 2010, 07:09:12
Out comes a male StraightFlame

*inserts Firewall & Firewall's avatar*
Oh so thats what it looks like in a vending machine!
Out comes Windows Defender.
*inserts a virus into Windows Defender, then inserts Windows Defender back into the vending machine*
Wait!? your puttin me back in the vending machine!? And what happennd to my avatar?

Oh well.......out comes a Trojan.downloader.win32.agent

*Unable to insert sence im still in the machine...* help....anywon?
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 29, 2010, 14:42:00
Out comes some meat and a red liquid. Oh, and some shredded paper too.

I insert what I insert.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firewall on March 29, 2010, 16:28:47
Out comes some meat and a red liquid. Oh, and some shredded paper too.
I insert what I insert.
Im not realy made out of blood and there gose my avatar.

Outcomes an outcome

Inserts a battery.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on March 29, 2010, 17:56:57
Now the battery will never run out of power! Too bad the machine decided to keep it.

I insert Spam. (not the food)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: theiza27 on March 29, 2010, 18:36:05
Out comes a wealthy Nigerian prince wanting to share his Viagra empire with anyone who wants to send angel wings to 450 of their most closest and dearest friends with all the headers from all the hundreds of previous emails still attached :moody:

in goes fools gold. (not the movie)


Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on March 29, 2010, 19:07:11
Out comes pyrite.

In goes NIFFLAS!

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Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firewall on March 29, 2010, 19:25:25
Out comes LPchip!

Inserts Food for the vending machine to eat :3
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 29, 2010, 19:41:15
Out comes a wrapper and an empty soda can.

In goes (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/Themes/Jace/images/no%20messages.gif).
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firewall on March 29, 2010, 19:59:30
I hope the vending machine liked it!

Out comes :juni:

*inserts a picture of Mona Lisa*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on March 29, 2010, 20:17:45
Out comes the Mona Lisa... IN A BIKINI!
In goes me... IN A BIKINI, TOO!
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firewall on March 29, 2010, 20:19:21
Out comes blood......without the bikini
The vending machine just thought the Bikini was just too Smexy

*Flys into the machine.....with a Vending machine*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on March 29, 2010, 20:27:12
Out pops the Vending Machine that you flew in with, but it now dispenses demon alcohol.

In goes Dante's Inferno.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firewall on March 29, 2010, 20:29:38
Out comes smoke in a bag.

*Stuck....again.....cause it never said I came out. Il just sit here*

*Takes lint out of pocket and stuffs it in the machine where the "INSERT" slot is.*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on March 29, 2010, 21:10:49
*The machine lets off many mechanical whirs before dispensing a pair of dust bunnies that actually are live*
I really hope nobody's deathly allergic to rabbits and dust...
*decides to insert metal gear itself into the vending machine*  (I can't overly imagine the results from this*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on March 29, 2010, 21:14:31
A red "!" appears over the machine, and a nanosecond after that it gets shot.

/---------\
|R.I.P.      |
|VENDING  |
|MACHINE |
|2010-2010|
------------

It gets replaced another nanosecond after that.

*inserts a blank post-it*

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Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on March 29, 2010, 21:19:18
Out comes a PM to NESgamer, saying 'Why did you kill my sis? I will come over there and get ya now!'

The machine will from now on troll NES everytime something's inserted... JUST KIDDIN'!

I insert the

/---------\
|R.I.P.      |
|VENDING  |
|MACHINE |
|2010-2010|
------------

And a PM saying 'Hey, Yukabacera, why do you always 'sign' your posts?'
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on March 29, 2010, 21:48:47
The ghost of Vendus Machinus II appears and says "Don't move my tombstone! Show some respect for the dead!" and snatches it back.

And a PM saying: "Why not, SF?"

*inserts the Machinus Family Tree*

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Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on March 30, 2010, 04:00:39
Out comes the great great great great great great great great grandfather of the Vending Machine, who tells you to get off his lawn.

In goes... The Companion Cube from Portal!
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 30, 2010, 04:07:26
Out comes GLaDOS. OH SH-

In goes mah parhtal gahn.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on March 30, 2010, 04:12:49
Out comes Johnathan Coulton (spelling?) who does a duet with GLaDOS. lol still alive.

In goes a picture of Courtney Love.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firewall on March 30, 2010, 04:38:56
Out comes a picture of Mona Lisa

*Inserts Divided by Zero*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on March 30, 2010, 10:27:51
You get a message that says "Delete System32 and your internet will be really fast!", and 4chan. OH SHI-

*inserts a shirt that says "I SOLD MY SOUL ON EBAY"*

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Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on March 30, 2010, 12:45:03
Out comes your soul. Seems the machine placed the highest bid on item no. 1337.

I insert  item no. 320506571280 (http://cgi.ebay.com/RARE-NATURAL-red-phantom-quartz-crystal-point-healing_W0QQitemZ320506571280QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item4a9fae2a10).

P.S. Lol, this is reply no. 123!
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firewall on March 30, 2010, 14:17:05
You get pi no. 3.14

*Inserts a Sasser Worm! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTy4oXEixZc)* I love that lil' worm!  :D
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on March 30, 2010, 16:34:51
vmachine.exe has been removed.

coin.ini has been inserted
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firewall on March 30, 2010, 17:52:30
You get a Token Virus [Medium Risk]

Inserts a infected hard drive
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 30, 2010, 18:16:56
You get the Red Ring of Death. On a computer. Great job.

I insert a genderswaper (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenderBender?from=Main.Genderswap).
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on March 30, 2010, 19:33:26
The machine fires some kinda beam at me, and i'm a girl now. But why am i naked?

I insert my clothes, and i Gender Swap again.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on March 30, 2010, 19:59:10
Out comes girl clothes, but you are a man again. You are forced to wear the clothes, which consist of a tutu and some fishnet tights. Oh and a Gir shirt.

Inserts the entire Invader Zim series.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on March 30, 2010, 20:08:12
You get PURE-WIN-in-a-bottle.

*inserts this forum*

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Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on March 30, 2010, 20:22:45
Out comes us... AS KNYTTS!

In goes RosaCity no.13 (http://rosacities.com/view.php?view=cities13), a.k.a. Straight City
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on March 30, 2010, 20:33:57
Out comes your city as a deserted wasteland, wrecked cars, burning trees, etc. There are Knytts rioting in the streets (yes you have streets now) pillaging and burning the stores (you have shops now too).

In goes... A note with the question: "is there a problem ociffer?"
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 30, 2010, 20:39:57
Out comes a note with the answer: "Why yes, there is an ociffer in that pit of lava that is causing us a lot of trouble. Could you go get rid of it?"

In goes YouTube.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on March 30, 2010, 20:49:02
Out comes AMV Hell 2: Son Of AMV Hell!! :O

In goes the entire LoCP.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firecat on March 30, 2010, 21:59:02
Out comes the whole League of Profesional Players!*.

In comes my avatar.

*Not a real league... Yet  :shifty:.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 30, 2010, 23:25:47
Out comes an optical illusion.

I insert cheese.


...Also, Firecat, the League of Professional Players does not abbrieviate as LoCP, but watevah.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Purple Pineapple on March 31, 2010, 04:15:59
...Also, Firecat, the League of Professional Players does not abbrieviate as LoCP, but watevah.
Who ever said it did?
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firewall on March 31, 2010, 06:38:25
Sneakly inserts dead bodys and runs away for the next guy
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on March 31, 2010, 08:37:09
Out comes zombie cheese that eats your brain. How is this possible? For as far as i know, that isn't possible unless you insert a dead body BESIDES the cheese!

I insert a PM that says 'How is this possible?'
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on March 31, 2010, 09:02:29
Out comes a PM that says "I don't know. Ask Deep Thought. -V. Machinus III"

*inserts the alien from Knytt*

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Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on March 31, 2010, 09:03:54
You get:  :barn:
In goes:  :juni:
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firecat on March 31, 2010, 15:35:53
Out comes saira

In goes  :a1:
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firewall on March 31, 2010, 15:58:05
You get a :a0: lucky.

Inserts a beer.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on March 31, 2010, 18:28:15
Out comes vodka. :P

In goes Dr. Rockso the Rock and Roll Clown.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on April 01, 2010, 10:42:06
The 'Dr. Rockso the Rock and Roll' is deleted, but the 'Clown' stayed. So out comes Mochaalatte.

In goes pumpkin.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on April 01, 2010, 10:44:49
Out comes pumpkinbot.

In goes a bottle of the finest vintage brandy known to man.

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Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on April 01, 2010, 11:09:12
Did the vending machine explode because of the liquid?

Will StraightFlame insert a  >(?

Why am i posting my action in these end-of-episode-ish questions?

Does anyone care?

We'll just have to wait for the next episode of: Whatever show this is that people without a life watch!
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on April 01, 2010, 11:17:13
Out comes a TO BE CONTINUED in dramatic, drippy, bloody letters.

In goes LPChip.

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Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: LB on April 01, 2010, 14:25:11
Out comes and OGG file from 'The Explore Challenge'. I like that song.

*LB inserts the Start button from his XP*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on April 01, 2010, 14:48:41
The machine gets a BSoD.

BEGINNING SYSTEM MEMORY DUMP...
DELETING "vmachine.exe"
DELETING "coin.ini"
DELETING "dispensescript.exe"
DELETING "filter.txt"
DELETING "interface.exe"
DELETING "quantmech.exe"
SYSTEM MEMORY DUMP COMPLETE

V:\run "filerestore.exe"
RESTORING "quantmech.exe"
RESTORING "interface.exe"
RESTORING "filter.txt"
RESTORING "dispensescript.exe"
RESTORING "coin.ini"
RESTORING "vmachine.exe"
Executable ran successfully.

*inserts #NiffChat*

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Edit by THA EDITOR:
Yay, TOTPD.

Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on April 01, 2010, 17:10:43
Accepting niffchat.exe from user Yukabacera

C:\action = wash, rinse, repeat

Sending knyttstories.exe to user Yukabacera

Accepting doubloon.ini from user StraightFlame
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on April 01, 2010, 20:16:26
Out comes the Spanish Inquisition.

In goes my crappy keyboard. (it's bouncin as i type this)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on April 01, 2010, 21:11:47
*Vending machine decides to puke out a skeleton key for you.  Apparently your keyboard's old enough and advanced enough to be a skeleton key.*
I'm sorry about that...
*Inserts banana gun from Iji into vending machine*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on April 01, 2010, 21:13:52
You get a message that says "Shoot Tor with this thing, he does a cool balancing act!".

*inserts General Tor*

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Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on April 01, 2010, 21:20:44
You get a captchalogue deck containing all blank cards, except for the 'Stupid Person' card, of course.

I insert a 'Straight City' card no wait, a 'Krixus' card.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: LB on April 02, 2010, 01:54:38
Out comes a... wait, this can't be right; a kitten!?

*Inserts 42*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Purple Pineapple on April 02, 2010, 01:56:07
Out comes a primitive scrabble set.

In goes a Monopoly game.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: LB on April 02, 2010, 01:59:25
Out comes a card saying "Gone fishing; be back in 6 years." >_>

*Inserts some random guy walking down the street*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firecat on April 02, 2010, 02:01:48
Out comes a street walking down some random guy.

I insert an arcade token.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: LB on April 02, 2010, 02:04:23
Out comes a completed version of WaDF! :D

Oh, wait, I think I stepped on it and broke it. :(


                                                    *Inserts {Alt+255}*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on April 02, 2010, 14:21:58
Out comes a space bar.

In goes the F5 button.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jimj316 on April 02, 2010, 16:21:55
out comes the [pause/break] key, which is quite clearly the most awesome key ever.

in goes gravity
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on April 02, 2010, 16:51:12
Out comes inverted gravity.

I insert all of these (http://www.oddee.com/item_96655.aspx).
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on April 02, 2010, 17:07:10
Out come the weirdest mouses, which are also featured on Oddee, but I don't remember the link.

In goes my signature.

(I wish I had the scrabble keyboard. That one is so cool! Or maybe the laser one. I like lasers.)

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Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: LB on April 02, 2010, 18:21:37
Out goes your... wait for it... signature 2.0!

*Inserts the Shift key and the Insert key*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on April 02, 2010, 18:57:46
Out comes a Ctrl key and the V key.

In goes my whole freakin' keyboard.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on April 02, 2010, 19:28:23
Out comes a Ctrl key and the V key.

In goes my whole freakin' keyboard.
Uh oh. Thats been done before...
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on April 02, 2010, 19:29:12
Uh oh. Thats been done before...
No, that was a bunch of keyboards. This time, its just mine.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on April 02, 2010, 19:30:00
Uh oh. Thats been done before...
No, that was a bunch of keyboards. This time, its just mine.

Pumpkin himself inserted his crappy keyboard, I think.

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Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on April 02, 2010, 19:31:17
Well, thats his crappy keyboard. This is my normal keyboard.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on April 02, 2010, 19:31:50
But, it's still a keyboard! [/pointless]

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Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on April 02, 2010, 19:34:51
Agreed, but I think Kaizo has a point. So out comes my keyboard that was inserted yesterday. (all the stuff that gets inserted goes somewhere)

In goes some change that I stole from a homeless lady.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on April 02, 2010, 19:48:51
Out comes 3.5 million dollars...in coins. You can't possibly pick them all up.

In goes :nuts:.

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Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: The stickman on April 03, 2010, 03:53:47
Out comes :peanuts:.
Heh, get it? Look at the smiley codes.

In goes a Zero Point Energy Field Manipulator.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on April 03, 2010, 12:35:57
Out comes a book called Zero-Point Energy Adapted to the Meanest of Intellects. [/plug]

In go italics.

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Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Razzorman on April 03, 2010, 12:45:03
Out comes Italians.

In goes a vending machine.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Mochaalatte on April 03, 2010, 17:13:19
Out comes unoriginality.

In goes some delicious CHEESE.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firecat on April 03, 2010, 17:55:19
Out comes a guy called Wallace

In comes an pumpkin.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: LB on April 03, 2010, 19:07:42
Out comes a book of grammar. :p

*Inserts a poem about a lonely vending machine that lived on a forum*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Pumpkinbot on April 03, 2010, 20:53:13
Out comes a book of grammar. :p

*Inserts a poem about a lonely vending machine that lived on a forum*
Out comes a song with those as lyrics.
*inserts the vending machine's first album, with the hit song "Lonely Vending Machine*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on April 03, 2010, 21:38:55
Out comes V. Machinus III's second album, with the hit Insert A Quarter In My Coin Slot (You Know It Pleases Me) on it.

In goes V. Machinus III's recording contract with the company Inanimate Object Recordings Ltd.

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Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: LB on April 04, 2010, 03:29:18
Out comes this here post.

*Inserts a bug (glitch)*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on April 04, 2010, 04:40:26
*vending machine clinks and whirs as it produces a Trojan horse to send to you*
Bummer...
*crams a whole world into the vending machine*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: LB on April 04, 2010, 16:05:42
Out comes... another kitten!?

*inserts a picture of Nifflas*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on April 04, 2010, 16:38:14
Out comes a picture of that guy from Det Officiella EDGE Dataspelet.

In goes V. Machinus III's third album, with the hit Push My Buttons on it.

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Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on April 05, 2010, 09:02:37
Out comes Jonbro (the guy from Newgrounds)

In goes the EDGE (ask Nifflas what the EDGE is. Well, the EDGE is also seen in the game 'Det Officiella EDGE Dataspelet'...)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on April 05, 2010, 09:13:37
StraightFlame! You're hiding behind me aren't you? When I saw your post I was playing Riddle School 5...coincidence? I think not!

Anyway, this is just a reply to SF.

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Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Purple Pineapple on April 05, 2010, 23:31:45
Out come balloons and hoards of people and whatever else you find at a festival.

In goes a ten story building.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on April 06, 2010, 00:04:39
Out comes a book with ten stories.

In goes this post.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Wanderer on April 06, 2010, 01:03:07
You get space-time.
I insert my left knee.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on April 06, 2010, 04:21:39
*out come a crash dummy's left knee*
I guess the machine wants you to be a crash dummy...
*Pours a full can of oil down the money chute for the vending machine*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Pumpkinbot on April 06, 2010, 05:19:51
Out comes FIRE!!
*puts in water* Phew!
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on April 06, 2010, 18:31:44
When I saw your post I was playing Riddle School 5...coincidence? I think not!
Is it there? Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
*dances in the silliest way you could ever imagine*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Purple Pineapple on April 06, 2010, 18:43:01
Out comes MOAR FIAH (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QykIqRBSNkI)
In goes a fish.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on April 06, 2010, 18:54:45
*The vending machine lies silent for only a second, only to puke the fish back up to have it sing "give me that filet of fish!"  (I still remember that McDonald's filet o' fish commercial to this day.  :/ *
Hmm...
*Decides to fit a TEN ton weight into the vending machine*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on April 06, 2010, 19:51:47
Out pops the wieght covered in socks.

In goes paint in a bag.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Pumpkinbot on April 06, 2010, 21:46:38
Out pops the wieght covered in socks.

In goes paint in a bag.
Out comes bag in a paint. (Wat?)
In goes a train that's, like, RIGHT frickin' next to my house! (Srsly, it's about 50 yards away. -_-)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on April 07, 2010, 19:31:18
The train flies out of the machine, and goes straight through your house, like it has been longing to do for so very long.

In goes my art! (It's on the Deveeelopment showcase, so if you look at it we can get better responses) Also, SHAMELESS SELF ADVERTISING.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on April 07, 2010, 21:22:58
Out comes a blob of ink and a piece of paper. The machine removed the ink from the art.

In goes a can of lemonade.

Also, when did pumpkin become a beta tester? And of what?  (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/Smileys/Niffpack/equalslash.gif)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on April 07, 2010, 21:29:59
Out comes Vintage Bottled Tasty(c)(R)TM.

In goes unoriginality.

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Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Pumpkinbot on April 07, 2010, 22:40:57
Out comes Vintage Bottled Tasty(c)(R)TM.

In goes unoriginality.

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Out comes my response.
In goes Wario.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Wanderer on April 08, 2010, 02:21:22
Out comes an scrap of paper saying "unimaginable character name."

In goes my right foot.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on April 08, 2010, 02:45:51
Out comes your right foot. Then you put your right foot in again. The machine starts to shake about, then does the Hokey Pokey and turns itself around.

In goes my homework.
Which, by the way, I should probably be doing right now.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Wanderer on April 08, 2010, 03:11:52
Out comes your home and a little note reading "Nice try, buster"

In goes my school's tennis coach
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: The stickman on April 08, 2010, 04:40:40
Out comes your school's tennis horse-drawn carriage.

In goes inspiration!
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on April 08, 2010, 16:16:49
*Vending machine immediately ejects expiration dates in a mad frenzy*
I guess the opposite of inspiration, is expiration.   :S
*inserts a bar of soap*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on April 08, 2010, 18:04:13
Out comes... A crazy Korean soap commercial. (has anyone else seen that?)

In goes my Wii.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firewall on April 09, 2010, 03:40:08
Out comes a Gameboy with battery acid

Inserts a big bag of air
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: LB on April 09, 2010, 04:05:39
Out comes the Odyssey. :)

*Inserts a "Giant Duck-Billed Platapus" >_>*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Pumpkinbot on April 09, 2010, 05:38:11
Out comes your right foot. Then you put your right foot in again. The machine starts to shake about, then does the Hokey Pokey and turns itself around.

In goes my homework.
Which, by the way, I should probably be doing right now.
*achoo* Sorry, I'm allergic to redundancy (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2926.msg34035#msg34035).

Anyway, out comes a character (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perry_the_Platypus) from a second-rate Disney Channel show that has the redundancy of Telletubbies. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phineas_and_ferb)
In goes my TOTPD.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on April 10, 2010, 10:34:54
Out comes an extremely angry me who steals your TOTPD.

In goes resurrection of this forum game.

=|=
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on April 10, 2010, 10:37:59
Noitces Semag Murof elohw eht semoc tuo.
FDaW morf llab eht seog ni.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firewall on April 10, 2010, 14:35:45
Noitces Semag Murof elohw eht semoc tuo.
FDaW morf llab eht seog ni.
TRANSLATION: Out comes the whole forum games section. In goes the llab from WaDF.

Out comes the flying ball. And it 'flys' out of the machine so fast you cant get it >)

01001001 01101110 00100000 01100111 01101111 01110011 01100101 00100000 01010111 01100001 01101100 00101101 01101101 01100001 01110010 01110100 00100001
*You need a translator to figure out the code.*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on April 10, 2010, 14:38:02
Out comes The American Thing. (shopping at said store)

In goes a chocolate bar.

=|=
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firewall on April 10, 2010, 15:12:02
Out comes chocolate air. The machine ate it :sad:

Inserts junk. (Vending machine is now a trashcan! :D)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on April 10, 2010, 17:09:42
Out comes your clone which is apparently junk.

In goes the real you which is apparently junk.

Oh, and...
In goes the llab from WaDF.
Uh... in goes the ball from WaDF
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Strongbad on April 12, 2010, 01:05:09
Out comes Junk man from MM7. You know, for a loss of better ideas.

In goes a copy of VVVVVV with all twenty trinkets found.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: LB on April 12, 2010, 04:17:52
Out comes a copy of C and a note saying "Roman Numerals for Dummies: C = 100"...

*Inserts an origami Nifflas figurine *
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on April 12, 2010, 08:37:31
You get all kinds of plastic NSF figurines*

In goes the LB figurine.

*Collect them all
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on April 12, 2010, 19:55:44
Out comes the pumpkin figurine.

In goes.. A Shinx!
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firewall on April 13, 2010, 14:14:15
Out comes a Luxio!

*Inserts Luxio*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on April 13, 2010, 16:51:08
Out comes a Luxray!

*Inserts Luxray*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on April 13, 2010, 18:35:39
Out pops... Blaziken!

In goes Heart Gold and Soul Silver.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on April 13, 2010, 21:05:39
They have been downgraded to Pkmn Gold and Silver. Ya know, w/out the touch screen or well-made sprites. The 3rd/4th generation Pokemon and the Nintendo WiFi are unavailable, too. And it is only playable on GBC/GBA, to finish it. And did i mention the Pokewalker is useless, too?

O strange vending mashine-ish thing, how i long to insert a  <3!
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on April 13, 2010, 21:19:00
You get nothing, because you never actually inserted a <3.

In goes chocolate rain.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on April 13, 2010, 21:23:01
*the vending machine clinks before shooting chocolate missiles at you!*
I guess it hates rainy days, regardless of if it's chocolate or not...
*crams his pitiful accounting assignment into the vending machine*
I'd rather not talk about how badly I flunked the assignment...   <_<
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on April 14, 2010, 02:05:29
Out comes your own personal accountant! He has a calculator, a pen, and a funny haircut!

In goes a beanstalk.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firewall on April 14, 2010, 02:13:08
Out comes jack.

In gose 1 minute
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on April 14, 2010, 04:06:12
Out comes 1 millenia.

In goes my eulogy.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jimj316 on April 15, 2010, 16:49:35
out comes a map of the Bahamas.

in goes a box o' rockets.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on April 15, 2010, 17:49:50
Out comes a box o' firework.
In goes a box o' clockwork.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: bulbapuck on April 15, 2010, 18:53:46
Out comes all of the hands.

In goes Harry Potter
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on April 15, 2010, 19:50:38
Out comes Twilight. (Just as lame.)

In goes Windows 7.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on April 16, 2010, 12:44:15
Out comes Windows 6 (does that even exist?)

In goes my bro.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on April 17, 2010, 21:43:29
Out comes your long lost sis, who has been living inside the machine since your brother's birth. Now it's his turn.

In goes a wet sponge that was soaking in a dirty sink for three months.

(Yes, Windows 6 does exist, it's Windows Vista. Type "ver" at the command line and it will report 6.0 as the version number. XP is version 5.1)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firewall on April 18, 2010, 22:32:47
Out comes 3 years old mold

In gose a bag of poop
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on April 19, 2010, 13:29:05
Out goes a printed chemical analysis. Says you need to eat more vegetables. Also, that you may be pregnant.

In goes a really bad dream.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Pumpkinbot on April 20, 2010, 05:07:36
Out comes--DREAM EATER! OMNOMNOM...
In goes Angels and Airwaves (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angels_and_airwaves).
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Strongbad on April 21, 2010, 00:18:44
Out comes an arbitrary item, much like a point'n'click adventure game.

In goes the original Sam and Max game made by Lucas Arts
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on April 21, 2010, 13:08:35
Out comes a 3D first-person adventure with new generation graphics, horrible english dub, 60+ hours of cinematics and no gameplay whatsoever.

In goes an overclocked lemon.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on May 27, 2010, 20:06:08
Out comes a random red clock (http://strawberryclock.newgrounds.com/).
In goes a random greenish clock (http://rupeeclock.newgrounds.com/).
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on May 27, 2010, 20:41:07
Out comes a kcolc hsineerg modnar.
In goes a kcolc der modnar.

=|=
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on May 27, 2010, 20:43:26
Out comes a random red clock.
In goes a random greenish clock.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on May 27, 2010, 20:44:41
Out comes a piece of paper saying "can we stop it with the clocks please?"

In goes Mordecai from Borderlands.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on May 27, 2010, 20:48:44
Out comes a
Spoiler: (click to show/hide)

In goes Iacedrom from Sdnalredrob.

=|=
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on May 27, 2010, 21:06:53
Out comes a Please stop making these jokes, Yukabacera! Once is fun, but twice...
In goes a Wait a sec, are you going to put me in that vending machine? Oh noeses!
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on May 27, 2010, 21:13:49
Out comes the "Oh God, Oh Man, Oh God..." dude (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vHRMeRszw4).

In goes the banana king.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on May 28, 2010, 03:24:53
Out comes a banana split.
I guess regality is no excuse for being dessert.
*inserts The living warmachine from Hero core into vending machine*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on May 29, 2010, 22:24:32
Out comes the living vending machine from... this thread.

In goes the Steel Samurai.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on May 30, 2010, 14:19:18
Out comes the Blue Badger.

In goes the Pink Badger.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on May 30, 2010, 14:49:52
Out comes that creepy ass Proto Badger *shudders*

In goes a double jump power-up.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Mochaalatte on May 30, 2010, 16:18:28
Out comes a report on the impossible physics of that powerup.

In goes leaked Left 4 Dead 2 footage.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on May 30, 2010, 16:34:42
Out comes a charger who accidentally bulldozes you into a wall.  Ouch.

*crams a small bit of nano into the vending machine*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on May 31, 2010, 14:24:31
Out comes an huge chunk of giga.

In goes a really awful tileset made in 5 minutes with MSPaint using the spray tool.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on May 31, 2010, 21:08:26
Out comes a level that is thousands of screens long with at least ten wallswims on every screen, made entirely of that awful tileset.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on May 31, 2010, 21:09:51
Oops. In goes a leather jacket.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on June 01, 2010, 11:16:06
In the future, please use that 'Modify' button. It can edit out any mistake you've made.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on June 01, 2010, 16:49:12
my phone's internet does not have that. :( Sorry.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on June 01, 2010, 18:43:40
Yeah... Right... Phone... What next, internet on radio?
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on June 01, 2010, 19:50:48
Listen to Google.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on June 01, 2010, 22:23:01
Yeah... Right... Phone... What next, internet on radio?

Uh yes, a bunch of phones have internet. Especially the so-called "smart phones" like Blackberries.

But anyway, let's not go off-topic. I don't want this game locked.

Out comes Indiana Jones! He's trying to infiltrate Castle Brunwald by convincing the Nazis he's a leather jacket salesman.

In goes the LiliPad Pharmaceutical Corporation.

=|=
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on June 01, 2010, 23:00:07
Out comes a drug dealer. (OH SH-)

In goes a :> face.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firecat on June 01, 2010, 23:51:36
Out comes a >:( face

In comes a <3
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on June 01, 2010, 23:55:44
Out comes a <3.

In goes yet another random emoticon.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on June 02, 2010, 00:13:49
Out comes a level up icon from hero core!

*crams a deathnote into the vending machine*  (Yes, I know what this artifact is)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on June 02, 2010, 11:12:29
Yeah... Right... Phone... What next, internet on radio?
Uh yes, a bunch of phones have internet. Especially the so-called "smart phones" like Blackberries.
I know, i was just fascinated by the fact that the internet is everywhere these days. Computers, DS, Wii, phones, ...

[/offtopic]

Out comes a revival note.

In goes Miles Edgeworth.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: pumpkin on June 02, 2010, 18:48:11
Out comes... A ridiculous objection to something that, with any other defense attorney, would prove the defendant guilty.

In goes a full screen view of Brutal Legend. (What?)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: victor12 on June 06, 2010, 20:10:33
Out goes a windowed view of Brutal Legend.
I put in FiNCK.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Mochaalatte on June 06, 2010, 20:31:40
Outcomes a Nuclear Bomb. Make sure not to drop it over any spikes, mkay?

In goes Windows Vista
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on June 06, 2010, 20:35:06
Out comes a knytt-like being with blue hair and a purple skin, whose movements are based off of the one of the playable characters in SMB2. Unfortunately, the creature saw a red bird, and uses it. He accidentally flies towards those spike thingies. The knytt-ish thing sues you and Phoenix Wright doesn't want to defend you, and neither does Marvin Grossberg (http://www.court-records.net/chara-grossberg.htm#grossberg). Whoa, that was a long speech.
For the love of god, everyone, stop ninja-ing me!

Out comes Chuck Norris's Etch-A-Sketch which is said to run said version of Windows.

In goes a bikini (http://www.court-records.net/chara3-5.htm#bikini2). (get it?)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: victor12 on July 02, 2010, 15:22:56
Welcome to Vending Machine, StraightFlame(SF)!
What would you like to drop in?

SF:Drop in a bikini.
SF: Await result...
SF:Receive 2 bikinis.

Thanks for using Vending Machine!

Welcome to Vending machine,
victor12(VC)!
What would you like to drop in?


VC:Drop in Opera 10.60.
VC:Await Result...

 
PS.Opera is a browser that i'm using. Just google it.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firecat on July 02, 2010, 16:08:48
Welcome to Vending Machine, Victor12(VC)!
What would you like to drop in?

VC:Drop in Opera 10.60.
VC:Await Result...
VC:Recive the Opera 10.60. stabbed in the back and a fox on fire.

Thanks for using Vending Machine!

Welcome to Vending machine,
Firecat(FC)!
What would you like to drop in?


[wadf]FC:drop a Pip-Boy 3000
FC:Await Result...
[/wadf]


PS:Im using the WADF tag because my color its hard to see in a white background.

Also: http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Pip-Boy_3000 (http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Pip-Boy_3000)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: victor12 on July 02, 2010, 16:38:31
Welcome to Vending machine, Firecat(FC)!
What would you like to drop in?


FC:drop a Pip-Boy 3000
FC:Await Result...
FC:Recieve a Pip-Boy 3001.


Thanks for using Vending Machine!

Welcome to Vending machine, victor12(VC)!
What would you like to drop in?


VC:Drop in 3.14167...
VC:Await Result...

[offtopic]DO NOT capitalize my nickname. I just dont like my nickname capitalized.[/offtopic]
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on July 02, 2010, 16:46:51
Welcome to the Vending machine, victor12(VC)!
What would you like to drop in?

VC:Drop in 3.14167...
VC:Await Result...
VC:Receives 65535 Experience points!

Thanks for using the Vending machine!

Welcome to the Vending Machine, NESgamer190 (190 or NES)!
What would you like to drop in?

NES: *Inserts a coffee pot*
NES: *Awaits results*
[Offtopic:  I'd be surprised if anyone gets the game reference I was poking at.]
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on July 02, 2010, 20:19:49
Why do people keep forgetting that interface is based on [urlhttp://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Pesterchum]Pesterchum[/url]'s Chumhandle system? Also, Nesgamer190, it's Arial Black and Times New Roman, not bold and normal.
[/friendlysuggestionsnobodycaresaboutevenifithreatenthem]


Welcome to Vending machine, nesGamer (NG)!
What would you like to drop in?


NG: Drop in Coffee Pot
NG:Await Result...
NG:Recieve Godot (http://aceattorney.wikia.com/wiki/Godot) figurine (with real coffee-drinking action)


Thanks for using Vending Machine!

Welcome to Vending machine, straightFlame!
What would you like to drop in?


SF:Drop in Potassium cyanide (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potassium_cyanide)
SF:Await Result...
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 04, 2010, 00:38:27


Welcome to Vending machine, straightFlame!
What would you like to drop in?

SF:Drop in Potassium cyanide
SF:Out roles a radioactive waste bar!

Welcome to Vending Machine, TheDarkOne!
What would you like to drop in?
TDO:Cram in normal vending machine into the coin slot.
TDO:Awaiting result...
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on July 04, 2010, 08:56:41
Welcome to Vending Machine, darkOne (DO)!
What would you like to drop in?


DO: Drop in Normal Machine
DO: Await result...
DO: Receieve this vending machine's deceased brother (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2926.msg35047#msg35047)


Thank you for using Vending Machine!

Welcome to Vending Machine, straightFlame (SF)!
What would you like to drop in?


SF: Drop in Atomium (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomium)
SF: Await result...
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: victor12 on July 04, 2010, 19:32:36
Welcome to Vending Machine, straightFlame (SF)!
What would you like to drop in?


SF: Drop in Atomium (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomium)
SF: Await result...
SF: Recieve Atomium, but a 1,000,000,000 times smaller.

Thank you for using Vending Machine!

Welcome to Vending Machine, victor12(VC)!
What would you like to drop in?

VC: Drop in the key to my house.
VC: Await result...
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on July 04, 2010, 19:48:04
Welcome to Vending Machine, victorTwelve (VT)!
What would you like to drop in?


VT: Drop in house keys
VT: Await result...
VT: Recieve mansion that matches your interests perfectly. Too bad you don't have the key anymore...

Thank you for using Vending Machine!

Welcome to Vending Machine, straightFlame (SF)!
What would you like to drop in?

SF: Drop in French fries w/ mayonnaise in one of those pointy paper bags, just like you usually see in Belgium
SF: Await result...
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: sk76 on July 04, 2010, 22:17:02
Welcome to Vending Machine, StraightFlame (SF)!
What would you like to drop in?


SF: Drop in French fries w/ mayonnaise in one of those pointy paper bags, just like you usually see in Belgium
SF: Await result...
SF: Recieve McDonald's fries in a small-size paper bag.

Thank you for using Vending Machine!

Welcome to Vending Machine, Sk76 (SK)!
What would you like to drop in?

SK: Drop in a rusty cheese grater.
SK: Await result...
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: victor12 on July 05, 2010, 11:59:22
Welcome to Vending Machine, Sk76 (SK)!
What would you like to drop in?

SK: Drop in a rusty cheese grater.
SK: Await result...
SK: Recieve normal cheese.


Thank you for using Vending Machine!

Welcome to Vending Machine,
victor12(VC)!
What would you like to drop in?


VC: Drop in my bike.
VC: Await Result...
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yoeri on July 05, 2010, 12:24:28
Welcome to Vending Machine, victor12(VC)!
What would you like to drop in?

VC: Drop in my bike.
VC: Await Result...
VC: Receive running shoes.


Thank you for using Vending Machine!

Welcome to Vending Machine, bumperpower64(BP)!
What would you like to drop in?

BP: Stuff in a pillow
BP: Await Result...
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 05, 2010, 17:47:11
Welcome to the Vending Machine, [/color]bumperpower64(BP)!
What would you like to drop in?

BP:Stuff in a pillow.
BP:await result...
BP:Receive scrap of fabric.

I stuff in a house with 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pieces of candy inside.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: sk76 on July 07, 2010, 01:25:08
Welcome to Vending Machine, TheDarkOne (DO)!
What would you like to drop in?

DO: I stuff in a house with 10^119 pieces of candy inside.
DO: Await result...
DO: Receive a very sticky house with 10^119 ants inside.


Thank you for using Vending Machine!

Welcome to Vending Machine,
Sk76 (SK)!
What would you like to drop in?


SK: Cram in a deck of cards with the ace of hearts missing.
SK: Await Result...
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on July 07, 2010, 08:50:19
Out comes a (http://www.court-records.net/evidence/GS4/bloodyace.png).

In goes a (http://www.court-records.net/evidence/psycho%20lock.png) (http://aceattorney.wikia.com/wiki/Psyche-Lock)(click it to see what it is)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 07, 2010, 17:31:50
Out comes a remote control.

In goes ME.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on July 07, 2010, 18:23:35
Out comes a remote control.
What in the name of cheese does a remote control have to do with a Psyche-Lock?
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yukabacera on July 07, 2010, 18:28:34
Out comes a remote control.
What in the name of cheese does a remote control have to do with a Psyche-Lock?

Does it really have to make sense? I mean, this is a game about a vending machine that can dispense houses and Belgian monuments.

=|=
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firecat on July 07, 2010, 19:21:52
In goes ME.

Out comes YOU.

In goes a slice of cake.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on July 07, 2010, 19:49:00
Out comes nothing, since the cake is a lie.

In goes a sea pig (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mmBw3uzPnJI/SoG9GlP4e6I/AAAAAAAAseA/7ouL9DwHKjA/s400/sea_pig_07.jpg), AKA Cthulhu brain.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: sk76 on July 07, 2010, 23:27:49
Out comes a sea cucumber.

I slip in 17 Chuckie Cheese coupons.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 08, 2010, 17:16:27
Out pops a cheap plastic disk-launcher. XD

I insert a pipe.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Purple Pineapple on July 08, 2010, 21:22:21
Out comes a pneumatic launcher.

In goes an encyclopedia.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 08, 2010, 22:29:03
Out goes a brainiac.

In goes a flash drive.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: sk76 on July 09, 2010, 05:35:51
Out comes a hard drive.

I put in 3 Chuckie Cheese tokens.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 09, 2010, 19:28:40
Out comes a Chuck-E-Cheese.

In goes the Vending Machine.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on July 10, 2010, 21:08:34
Out comes a black hole. That's three broken vending machines.

One nanosecond later, a new vending machine is placed. Another nanosecond later i inert the second vending machine to appear in this game.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 11, 2010, 07:18:22
Out comes a reality rift. :^^:

I insert THE WORLD! :)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: victor12 on July 11, 2010, 13:34:58
out comes ANOTHER WORLD.

I insert nothing. :P
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firecat on July 11, 2010, 19:38:55
Out comes stolen fizzy drinks. So you get nothing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5QGkOGZubQ).

I insert a copy of the Jogger Stories (http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/1353) CD.

Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 14, 2010, 19:48:45
Out rolls a jogger that tramples you. :crazy: :nuts:

I insert Nifflas.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: sk76 on July 15, 2010, 01:02:35
Some guy named Fin's L(evitating)A(pple)F(ondue) comes out. He takes it and leaves.

I stuff a used tissue in the slot of the vending machine.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 15, 2010, 19:58:13
Out rolls a cloud of hydrogen that explodes.

I cram in a piece of junk.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on July 15, 2010, 21:21:01
Out of the junk you inserted, the machine builds a building which greatly resembles the no.2 best of all ROBLOX (http://www.roblox.com) places: A pizzeria (click here (http://www.roblox.com/Work-At-a-Pizza-Place-item?id=192800) to get a job there) founded by Dued1 (http://www.roblox.com/User.aspx?ID=82471). What's more, the thing is scaled 1:1, fully functional, and complete with customers, cash registers, pizza dough spawner, ingredients, Mountain Dew spawner, oven, conveyor belts, box spawner, MORE conveyor belts, supply factory, trucks, even MORE conveyor belts, cars, houses, The Dump, the guys who wait for the pizza to be delivered, manager's office, Employee of the Month sign, and even that small room (the one that has no use). The machine then teleports the place to your backyard. Oh, and one more thing: Employees not included. (can i be either the cashier, cook, boxer, or manager?)

Whoa, that was a long speech.

I insert a Co-Star Luma (http://www.mariowiki.com/Co-Star_Luma).
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firecat on July 15, 2010, 21:35:49
No.2 best of all ROBLOX (http://www.roblox.com) places: A pizzeria (click here (http://www.roblox.com/Work-At-a-Pizza-Place-item?id=192800) to get a job there)
Best.
Map.
EVAH!
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Yoeri on July 15, 2010, 21:50:49
You get a luigi starship (should have been in the game)

Insert broken headphones
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on July 15, 2010, 21:51:10
No.2 best of all ROBLOX (http://www.roblox.com) places: A pizzeria (click here (http://www.roblox.com/Work-At-a-Pizza-Place-item?id=192800) to get a job there)
Best.
Map.
EVAH!
To everybody who reads this: Get a job there NAO!

(Do you have a job, but don't know what you have to do? Here's a tutorial!)
Spoiler: Tutorial (click to show/hide)
But enough offtopic.

Out comes one of those screen thingies Glen Elg (http://aceattorney.wikia.com/wiki/Glen_Elg) wears. I believe it was called a DMH or something?

In goes the tutorial i just made.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: sk76 on July 16, 2010, 02:14:07
Spoiler: Out comes this: (click to show/hide)

I put in 75¢.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on July 16, 2010, 08:49:57
Out come 77 eurocents, (if it was 75, you end up with less than you started with)

In goes 75 ¥€$ (fictional currency from this game (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_in_the_Shell:_Stand_Alone_Complex))
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 17, 2010, 21:15:43
Out comes some Monopoly money.

In goes Universe Sandbox 2.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Pumpkinbot on July 17, 2010, 21:35:52
Out comes some Monopoly money.

In goes Universe Sandbox 2.
Out comes two tons of sand, two large cardboard boxes, and two universes.
In goes a Falcon PUUUUUNCH!!
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: sk76 on July 17, 2010, 21:57:28
Out comes a bird with fists for feet.

I put in a brand-new, unused laptop.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on July 17, 2010, 22:07:35
Out comes my computer. Thanks for trading that laptop for my shitty thing with everything downgraded to the lowest, as well as a pirated version of Windows XP.

In goes an Internetometer.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: sk76 on July 18, 2010, 04:56:17
Out comes an internet. Too bad you can't show it off to anyone since your meter is gone...

I somehow manage to throw in a basketball.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on July 18, 2010, 10:20:28
Out comes a soccer ball with a note attached to it'. It's written in Dutch. You try to translate it, with as a result: ''Too bad the Netherlands didn't win the WC. -Lucas'' This 'Lucas' is probably StraightFlame's brother, since there's another note on the ball, which you can make the following statement out of: ''What do you mean 'too bad'? I'm thankful! There's no way i could sleep through the sound of those...'', then there's a word you can't seem to translate, but the note is signed ''-Matt''.

In goes a note saying ''Why the heck am i the only one who has an Eastern dragon?''
(Incase you're wondering, it refers to my signature, as well as TheDarkOne's and Firecat's siggy.)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 18, 2010, 22:11:47
Out comes a note saying 'Because the Eastern one was the one you chose-A Random Potato

In goes my Western Dragon egg.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on July 18, 2010, 22:44:44
Out comes a nameless, elementless, Lv. 110 Ancient Western Dragon of which you can choose the state (any state from Egg to Ancient). Customize away! (also, it's possible to choose Gold/Silver elements)

In goes a Lv. 30 Albino Dark Dragon.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 19, 2010, 05:45:11
Out comes a evil dragon-sorcerer. He turns you into a frog.

In goes me and a pizza.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on July 19, 2010, 09:18:50
Out comes a ''Dark Guy'' Pepperoni Pizza.

In goes a ''Non-Curved Fire'' Cheese Pizza.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firecat on July 19, 2010, 15:40:51
Out comes...
(http://nateliston.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/mountain-dew.jpg)

In comes the forgotten "Cat On Fire" Sausage Pizza.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on July 19, 2010, 15:46:02
Out comes a note saying: ''Wait, are we actually reading off that Roblox game's menu chart and theme-ifying the pizzas?''

In goes said note.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firecat on July 19, 2010, 15:51:53
Out comes a note saying: "I dont know, i thought you were."

In goes an empanada (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empanada).
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on July 19, 2010, 16:31:03
Out comes a Magatama (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magatama).

In goes Maszew (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maszew).
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 19, 2010, 23:49:57
Out comes an evil sausage.

In goes WWII.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: sk76 on July 20, 2010, 03:28:20
Out comes Godzilla. (It does make sense. Vague, vague sense.)

I put in a swivel chair.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 20, 2010, 04:07:33
Out comes a swivel turret.(Like on a castle.)

I put in a microwave oven.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: sk76 on July 20, 2010, 04:36:18
Out comes a conventional oven.

I put in a blanket.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 20, 2010, 06:28:05
Out rolls a blanket...of LAVA  XD

In goes the SKFlameOne.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: sk76 on July 20, 2010, 06:50:55
Out comes the original orb in its unaltered state! Like, from the very first five second the thread came into existence.

I put in a perfectly square icepermafrost cube.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on July 20, 2010, 08:41:57
Out comes an Eastern Water Dragon Hatchling.

In goes an Ancient Albino Dark Dragon.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 20, 2010, 16:58:38
Out comes a note saying, "Quit putting dragons in the vending machine! -the Vending Machine Staff"

I insert the world's biggest cheese.

Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on July 20, 2010, 17:20:37
Out comes the world's smallest... you know...

In goes a note saying ''Why should i? -StraightFlame''
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: sk76 on July 21, 2010, 00:42:08
The vending machine prints out a detailed lawsuit form describing public property damage and animal abuse, among other things. There is a sticky note at the very top that says "We'll send a copy of this to the [name of court] Court if you don't stop. -J. Maddison, CEO". I don't think he's bluffing, either...

I put in a clean sock and a dirty sock.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 21, 2010, 00:53:48
Out comes a clean sock monster and a dirty sock monster.

I insert a human head.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: sk76 on July 21, 2010, 01:30:04
A reddish substance oozes out of the machine, along with a partially crushed skull. :shocked:

I put a 9-month-old cow in the vending machine.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 21, 2010, 04:36:04
Out comes a 10-month-old cow.

I put in a cake. :shocked:
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: sk76 on July 21, 2010, 06:44:44
Out comes ice cream!

I put in an unused envelope.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on July 21, 2010, 08:07:01
Out comes a note that says nothing at all.

I put in a dragon, 'cause there's no way sending the lawsuit-thingamabob to the court from Capcom's Ace Attorney games (which is in Japan, and is fictional) can do me any harm.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 21, 2010, 16:39:58
Out comes 10 policemen that arrest you.

In goes ME, an ice cream cone, and a  :) face.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on July 21, 2010, 17:38:11
Out comes a chocolate-flavored ice-cream with the shape of a  :).

In goes evidence that public property damage and animal abuse has nothing to do with this:
1. No structural damage to machine. Machine can contain monuments and stuff.
2. It doesn't harm the dragons, either.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: sk76 on July 22, 2010, 07:09:19
Out comes a very convincing videotape of you beating up a baby dragon on their property, which you quickly realize is fake because you would never dare hurt a baby dragon! Or at least, you never have done that. Looks like they're not playing by the rules! :O

I put in a screwdriver.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on July 22, 2010, 07:58:30
Out comes screws and a driver. Whatever a 'driver' is.

In goes a note that says 'That thing is a fake! The fact that you filmed an employee who was beating a pinata, and then put my head on him, is way too obvious!'
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Purple Pineapple on July 22, 2010, 08:09:25
Whatever a 'driver' is.
It's a kind of golf club. :P
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 22, 2010, 19:06:55
Out comes a note saying "No wait, wrong tape." And a videotape that shows you forcing a dragon in the machine and then a Belgian monument.

In goes a note saying "How the heck do you guys fit in there?!"
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on July 22, 2010, 20:26:56
The machine points at its side which says:
Yukabacera Forumgames Inc.
-Defying the laws of physics since 2010


In goes Salmoneous.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Purple Pineapple on July 22, 2010, 21:46:27
Out comes Elder.

In goes a power drill.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 23, 2010, 03:38:56
Out comes a nonpower drill.

In goes a note saying "Oh, you have a hand now?!"
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on July 29, 2010, 20:47:11
The machine points at it's side again (see this post (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2926.msg43458#msg43458) for reference).

In goes a friendship request from [insert MMORPG here].
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 29, 2010, 21:05:22
Out comes a note saying "Accepted."

In goes a dragonadopters friendship request.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on July 29, 2010, 21:13:20
Out comes a note that says '2 requests left'.

In goes that Dragonadopters ''Magic Waterfall'' background i use (the one of which i almost have the item background).
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 29, 2010, 21:17:35
In goes a note saying "Why won't you accept my request?"
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on July 29, 2010, 21:59:14
You're supposed to say what comes out before you put something in it.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 31, 2010, 20:00:58
Oh, yeah. Um, out comes the "Magic Trash" background. NOW I put in the note.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on July 31, 2010, 21:10:57
I sneakily insert a note saying 'TheDarkOne is an idiot' to alter the result TheDarkOne gets.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firecat on August 01, 2010, 01:32:19
Out comes a note saying "SYNTAX ERROR IN : TheDarkOne is an wont you acccept my idiot?"


In comes my notebook
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 01, 2010, 04:58:24
Out comes a page that says "ERROR REVISED: TheDarkOne added to friends and trash deleted."

In goes a  :sick: face.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: sk76 on August 01, 2010, 21:10:47
A :a4: and a :P2 come out.

I put in a pair of pants.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on August 01, 2010, 22:01:00
Out comes a skirt.

In goes a note saying 'I hope nobody will sneakily insert something to alter the result i will get.'
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: sk76 on August 01, 2010, 22:10:04
Out comes a note saying, "I was inserted into the machine about two minutes before you put your note in. Now I'm free, and your note is trapped in there! Muahaha!"

I put in some finger/toenail clippings.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 02, 2010, 18:06:27
Out comes a finger/toe.

In goes MY FOOT.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on August 02, 2010, 18:57:17
I sneakily insert a zombie made of cheese to alter the result TheDarkOne gets.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 02, 2010, 23:31:54
Out comes a note saying, "NO MORE RESULT ALTERATIONS CAN BE INSERTED" and shreds of paper.

In goes SF.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: AClockworkLemon on August 03, 2010, 02:57:06
Out comes a mangled corpse that somewhat resembles a girl Mii  :crazy:

I insert the bad ending from eversion (http://zarat.us/tra/offline-games/eversion.html)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on August 03, 2010, 03:33:28
Out comes this (http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs41/f/2009/051/1/f/Eversion_end_game_by_vaporotem.jpg) picture (warning: spoilers!).

In goes an Eldritch Abomination (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EldritchAbomination).
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 03, 2010, 05:07:38
Out comes a Eldritch Abomination that needs a bath.   :O :ohnoes: :shocked: :whoa:

In goes EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE!!!!  :whoa:
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on August 03, 2010, 09:19:21
Out comes NOTHING AND NOBODY!!!!  :whoa:

In goes Mii.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on August 03, 2010, 15:08:28
Out comes Yuu.

In goes a tie.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: theiza27 on August 03, 2010, 21:31:59
out comes an accountant ready to audit you.


in goes a pink elephant.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on August 04, 2010, 08:50:31
Out comes a grey flamingo.

In goes the Nifforum World of Text (http://www.yourworldoftext.com/Nifforum). Not to be confused with its untrollable counterpart which has more features, the Nifflas World of Text (http://www.yourworldoftext.com/nifflas).
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: sk76 on August 05, 2010, 11:46:06
Out comes a detailed drawing of the word "text", made out of carefully written tiny letters.

I insert some Snapple.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on August 05, 2010, 14:10:35
made out of carefully written tiny letters.
Does that mean the T is made of other, smaller T's, the E of smaller E's, etc.? Or does it mean something else?
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 06, 2010, 02:55:19
@SF: Maybe it's like in a font that's really fancy?  :/

Anyways, back on topic: Out comes some Bapple.

In goes an Evil Eye.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Dj Gopher on August 09, 2010, 21:49:42
Out come 5 partially evil eyes. I think it's running out of change.

In goes a lemon
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 10, 2010, 00:29:26
out comes a La Vemon Φ (lemon)

in goes a   :nuts:  face.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: sk76 on August 12, 2010, 09:39:58
Out comes a :sick: face. Maybe it ate too much candy.

In goes the Nifflas' Support Forum login page.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on August 12, 2010, 12:19:30
Out comes the login page in WaDF theme.

In goes the face of the next poster.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 14, 2010, 05:51:43
Out comes my avatar, but 100000000000000000000000000% scarier. :shocked: :whoa:

In goes that same avatar. (look up)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 30, 2010, 05:43:14
Sorry to doublepost, but is this dead?
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: kaizoman666 on August 30, 2010, 14:47:18
Its not dead, just mostly dead. But mostly dead is still partly alive, and thus can be brought back to mostly alive.



Out comes a comic book.
In goes this forum game.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on August 30, 2010, 16:11:35
Out comes a game forum.
In goes the world.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Purple Pineapple on August 31, 2010, 01:11:41
Le monde sort. (Translation: Out comes a mound.)

In goes an arcade game.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firecat on August 31, 2010, 01:25:05
Out comes whole game arcade.

In comes Niko Bellic
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 31, 2010, 03:23:52
Out comes a Bellic Niko.

In goes a c@.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on August 31, 2010, 10:17:41
Le monde sort. (Translation: Out comes a mound.)
Translation: Out comes the world.

Le = The
Monde = World
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 01, 2010, 03:30:31
Le monde sort. (Translation: Out comes a mound.)
Translation: Out comes the world.

Le = The
Monde = World
Yes, I know that. I wasn't going to say the world goes in, the world goes out, though. :P
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 08, 2010, 01:45:03
*Blocked out* WON'T YOU REPLY TO MY POST???
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on September 08, 2010, 15:26:48
'k. Out comes a d0g.

In goes a  8) smiley
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jetio4 on November 04, 2010, 18:09:06
Out comes a  8D face.

In goes a  <3
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on November 06, 2010, 18:45:20
Out comes the bleeding heart from Picture Competition.

In goes Minecraft.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jetio4 on November 06, 2010, 18:58:27
Out comes Farmville (The BIG game before Minecraft).

In goes Facebook.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on November 06, 2010, 21:19:22
Out comes Twitter.

In goes Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on November 07, 2010, 03:32:33
Straightflame receives:
1 metal slime
NESgamer190 inserts:
1 holy sword
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jetio4 on November 08, 2010, 01:56:27
NESgamer190 recieves:
One Unholy Spear

In goes the Glass Ball from WaDF
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on November 08, 2010, 16:21:06
Out comes the glass ball from #MAS.

In goes the glass ball from FiNCK.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on November 09, 2010, 01:31:01
Out comes some smashed glass.

Welcome to the vending machine, TheDarkOne!
What would you like to put in?
TheDarkOne: Insert pizza.
TheDarkOne: Await result...
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jetio4 on November 15, 2010, 15:14:10
Out comes some pizza Crust. I guess the machine doesn't like crust.

In goes a loaf of bread.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on November 16, 2010, 01:05:46
Out comes a lolpotato.

In goes the lolpotato.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jetio4 on November 16, 2010, 01:30:32
Out comes a rofltomato.

In goes a Narwhal.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Red on February 06, 2011, 00:01:26
out comes a rather large cetacean

in goes the vending machine
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: LPChip on February 06, 2011, 12:40:38
Out comes 2 vending machines. Mmmm... Clones...

In goes one dollar.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on February 06, 2011, 18:54:44
Output:  a receipt that says "19 more dollars before you get weights!"

Input:  Diviner Sensation
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jetio4 on February 07, 2011, 14:47:56
You recieve the nice sensation of death.  :sick:

In goes a portal.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on February 08, 2011, 20:36:20
Out comes that gun thingy from Portal.

Edit: I probably should put something in this vending machine.

In goes Trollface/Coolface/Problem? guy (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/trollface-coolface-problem).
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jetio4 on February 09, 2011, 14:33:18
Out comes problems.

In goes a wish.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on February 10, 2011, 02:54:01
Out goes a Genie...  Ouch.

*inserts a scrab into vending machine*
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jetio4 on February 10, 2011, 14:36:28
Out comes some barcs.

In goes a mistake.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: LPChip on February 10, 2011, 15:23:36
Out comes (http://www.chocolatefish.com/cf/images/worldwide/pg22_splat.jpg)


In goes a television
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jetio4 on February 10, 2011, 18:23:39
Out comes a computer moniter.

In goes a keyboard.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: FlamingBurgerKing on February 13, 2011, 00:03:31
Out comes a mouse
In goes WaDF
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jetio4 on February 14, 2011, 14:33:50
Out comes Knytt.

In goes .liaF
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on February 14, 2011, 19:18:18
Out comes .liafcipE

In goes this guy (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?action=profile).
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jetio4 on February 15, 2011, 14:33:39
Out comes this guy (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?action=profile;u=5).

In goes him :\ (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?action=profile;u=2)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on February 16, 2011, 21:16:54
Out homes him :\ (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?action=profile;u=1)

In goes the Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster).
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jetio4 on February 18, 2011, 14:38:12
Out "homes" a flying pig.

In goes him. (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?action=profile;u=754)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on February 20, 2011, 01:29:14
Out comes a pig.

In goes HIM (http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/User:Kizzycocoa/Herobrine)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jetio4 on February 20, 2011, 18:22:36
Out comes cake.

In goes all-caps speak.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firecat on February 20, 2011, 20:26:25
Out comes him (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0SzRlT4PKg&).

In goes Raocow.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jetio4 on February 21, 2011, 03:59:03
Out comes him (http://www.youtube.com/user/ProtonJonSA).

In goes NintendoCapriSun.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on February 21, 2011, 12:09:50
Out comes 32 nano.  Lucky dog.  A shame it would ruin a pacifist run getting nano this way.

What to insert?  *inserts a chaos emerald into the vending machine*  (I'm sure the vending machine's tiring of being a forumtarian)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jetio4 on February 21, 2011, 14:44:32
I really don't get the nano thing. Dog? NCS is a Let's Player on YouTube...
Anyways..

Out comes Sonic with the emerald.

In goes NESgamer190.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: tooboredtothinkofaname11 on March 24, 2011, 19:58:55
Out comes the negativitron, and sucks you up

in goes him

if you dont get the refrence
Spoiler: (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jetio4 on March 24, 2011, 20:12:11
Out comes a chicken.

In goes Princess Peach Toadstool.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on June 03, 2011, 20:03:23
Out comes a peach with toadstools on it.

In goes a minigun that's firing.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jetio4 on June 03, 2011, 20:43:01
Out comes bullets with no gun.

In goes a hammer.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on June 04, 2011, 02:33:48
Out comes...  Fingernails?  Yuck...   :sick:

In goes a laser rifle.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jetio4 on June 04, 2011, 04:01:53
Out comes a laser pointer.

In goes a creative signature.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on June 09, 2011, 21:20:18
Out comes a blue creative signature.

In goes me.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jetio4 on June 10, 2011, 02:01:32
Out comes you.

In goes the next poster.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on June 10, 2011, 06:01:02
Out comes a mess of my vital organs, skin, bones, and blood.  :sick:

In goes an awesome smiley.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jetio4 on June 10, 2011, 18:59:28
Out comes a jar of awesome sauce.

In goes TheDarkOne.... for the third time.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on July 08, 2011, 12:53:30
Out comes TheDarkSix.

In goes StraightFlame.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jetio4 on July 09, 2011, 00:36:10
Out comes a puddle of goo.

In goes nifflas.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on July 09, 2011, 06:06:30
Out comes KnyttWaDFiNCKSairaStories.

In goes a Wii60.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jetio4 on July 09, 2011, 18:16:44
Out comes a sign that says "Thanks!"

In goes a 3DS.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: swoopman2 on August 03, 2011, 13:54:10
Out comes a DS Lite

In goes a mini vending machine  C)p
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on August 06, 2011, 18:18:14
Out goes miniature change and a miniature catgirl plushie.  (Miniature in, miniature out.)

In goes a can of catnip.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jetio4 on August 06, 2011, 21:05:57
Out comes an opened can of catnip.

In goes logic.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Comhon on August 08, 2011, 19:51:54
Out comes Aristoteles.

In goes Mathematics.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jetio4 on August 08, 2011, 23:38:14
Out comes air.

In goes a tree.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on August 09, 2011, 01:13:07
Out comes a whole bottle of maple syrup!  Lucky you!

In goes...  A laser rifle.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: LPChip on August 09, 2011, 12:09:36
Out comes.... nothing. The machine is now broken.

I patiently await the mechanic to fix it. Instead, he replaces the machine with a new one.


I now insert a car.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on August 09, 2011, 16:32:48
Out comes a bike.

In goes a PINGAS.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on August 09, 2011, 17:09:46
Out comes a bike.

In goes a PINGAS.

out goes GIYGAS (Earthbound)
In goes an Elthunder tome from fire emblem...
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on August 10, 2011, 14:36:10
Out comes some jumper cables.  Who knew a book of massive lightning doom invoked a mundane utility?

In goes...  a Skyranger.  (Think transport jet for ye who has not played X-com Enemy unknown.)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jetio4 on August 10, 2011, 21:25:04
Out comes a destroyed Skyranger. It appears the vending machine has defenses...

In goes a tank.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on August 11, 2011, 20:02:58
[offtopic]
In goes a PINGAS.
out goes GIYGAS (Earthbound)
What the pfargtl does Giygas have to do with PINGAS?[/offtopic]
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on August 14, 2011, 02:09:42
Last three letters to answer the above poster's question.

Out comes a tanker.  Well, from vehicle to vehicle...

In goes...  a cat and a girl.  (*hiding crossed fingers behind back*)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on August 14, 2011, 04:05:56
[offtopic]
In goes a PINGAS.
out goes GIYGAS (Earthbound)
What the pfargtl does Giygas have to do with PINGAS?[/offtopic]

IT RHYMES :D!!!
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 19, 2011, 18:02:54
Out comes... A catgirl.

In goes the catgirl.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: swoopman2 on September 02, 2011, 02:58:55
Out comes Catwoman, lolz

In goes BATMAN!!
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on September 02, 2011, 13:12:45
Out comes the Batsignal...
In goes a Gold Skulltula (LoZ: Ocarina of Time)...
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on September 02, 2011, 13:19:33
Out jumps a wall master!  Oh god!

In goes some coffee.  (Cafe Mocha in case you wonder.)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: swoopman2 on September 03, 2011, 02:52:12
Out comes an empty coffee cup and a sign that says "Thanks, I needed that!"

In goes the cup and sign
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jetio4 on September 03, 2011, 04:11:06
Out comes another sign that says "No Refunds, sorry!"

In goes THAT sign.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: swoopman2 on September 04, 2011, 01:35:40
Out comes that sign, but with a treasure map on back.

In goes the treasure he got because of the map.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on September 04, 2011, 14:32:49
The vending machine has ejected a golden artifact with a sign on it.  "CURSED ARTIFACT!  DO NOT TOUCH!"

I shall insert...  a blank sign!  (I have the feeling this forum game developed a running gag of signs.)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on September 05, 2011, 08:40:25
The vending machine has ejected a golden artifact with a sign on it.  "CURSED ARTIFACT!  DO NOT TOUCH!"

I shall insert...  a blank sign!  (I have the feeling this forum game developed a running gag of signs.)

Out goes a sign saying "Don't waste the vending machine's time"
In goes a cheese pizza... (lol, random)
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jetio4 on September 05, 2011, 10:40:34
out comes a sign
Out comes Pizza Hut.

In goes Dominos.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on September 06, 2011, 19:16:02
out comes a sign
Out comes Pizza Hut.

In goes Dominos.

Out goes rolling dice (lol, pun)
In goes a jewel-encrusted golden turd...
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on September 06, 2011, 19:42:34
Out goes a fan blade.  At least it was dropped out as opposed to launched out.

In goes a piece of art I have drawn!
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: jetio4 on September 07, 2011, 01:03:49
Out comes a copy of "Starry Night". On the back it says "real art only, please."

In goes "Mona Lisa".
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on September 17, 2011, 05:54:14
Out comes the Mona Lisa, slightly more squashed and with a small tear in it.

In goes a watermelon, with a reproduction of the Mona Lisa painted on it.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on December 21, 2011, 16:09:07
The machine shoots watermelon seeds at the Mona Lisa.

I insert a pickaxe made of diamonds and enter the text ''gargamel''.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: TheDarkOne on December 30, 2011, 23:00:59
Out comes a damond-and-wood statue of Gargamel.

In goes one freshly severed Enderman head, still bleeding at the neck and with a pained expression on it's face.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on December 31, 2011, 20:14:14
Out comes a damond-and-wood statue of Gargamel.
Not quite what i expected.

Out comes an eye. A regular one. The machine is out of Eyes of Ender.

I insert a Blaze Rod, also from Minecraft.

Edit: FѠk, missed the opportunity to say ''Out comes a pumpkin''.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Firecat on January 01, 2012, 01:22:02
Out comes 2 bags of the blaze rod pulverized into a fine powder[1] (http://www.minecraftwiki.net/wiki/Blaze_Powder)

In goes the entire year of 2011
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: PeppyHare4000 on January 02, 2012, 02:21:46
Out comes a flaming bag of dogpoo!

In goes some candy!
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: swoopman2 on January 09, 2012, 21:18:34
Out come a sign that says "Sorry, my mother told me not to take candy from strangers"

In goes the whole "Metroid" series.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Mathexpert on January 24, 2012, 23:02:15
Out comes a metroid which then attaches itself to your back, sucking your life force until you die a slow and painful death.  :D

In goes a mp3 player filled with dubstep music.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: swoopman2 on June 02, 2012, 20:26:48
Out comes a CD of an old computer connecting to the internet.

In goes a lamp.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: NESgamer190 on June 03, 2012, 17:41:50
Out comes a lamp with a different shade!  (I guess the machine's hanging a lampshade!)

In shall go a tileset for knytt stories!
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Mirror Sound on June 24, 2012, 18:19:55
Out comes a lamp with a different shade!  (I guess the machine's hanging a lampshade!)

In shall go a tileset for knytt stories!
Out comes an awesome new level. In goes... my iPod. :D
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on June 28, 2012, 22:41:54
Out comes a yPod. It can do nothing the iPod can.

Edit: How did i forget to say "In goes a whatever"?
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Mirror Sound on June 30, 2012, 21:41:53
My 81 songs... all lost... virutally...
AYNYWAYS.
In goes a CD of the song ''Butterfly on Your Right Shoulder''.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: KnyttAdventures on November 02, 2012, 23:33:46
Out comes a butterfly carrying around a disconnected shoulder.

In goes a treehouse.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on December 27, 2012, 16:25:36
Out comes a house made out of a tree.

In goes a raocow.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Polana on March 24, 2013, 11:15:01
Out goes some lets play video.
In goes blue teddy bear with three eyes.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Fubaka on March 24, 2013, 16:25:39
Out comes that same teddy bear, but now IT'S ALIIIIIIVE!!!

In goes an uncurled strand of walrus DNA.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: rainulous on March 24, 2013, 19:19:06
Out comes a walrus, only it's a miniature walrus.
(Not enough DNA to make a big one)

In goes Windows 8.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: GFA101 on March 25, 2013, 13:03:17
Out comes the first windows computer.

In goes my Doberman.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Polana on April 06, 2013, 17:23:05
Out comes puppies.
In goes box of old and broken lightbulbs.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: rainulous on April 06, 2013, 18:11:08
Out comes a new LED flashlight.

In goes a single piano key.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Noumenon on April 06, 2013, 18:58:58
Out comes a note.

The note reads, "put me back in".

In goes the note.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Polana on April 06, 2013, 20:45:15
Out comes another note with sign: "stop putting me in".

In goes coconut.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on April 06, 2013, 23:55:45
Out comes a palm tree.

In goes some mithril.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Polana on April 07, 2013, 11:42:13
Out goes armor for young dwarf.
In goes red carpet.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: rainulous on April 07, 2013, 13:41:52
Out comes a 'superstar'. It's very bright and it blinds you.

In goes a printed copy of every topic on this forum.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Polana on April 14, 2013, 15:05:10
Out goes a note "Oh, guys, why don't you go outside and meet new people..."
In goes swimsuit.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: rainulous on April 14, 2013, 19:09:06
Out comes a small amount of sand.

In goes a  :piano:
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Mathexpert on April 14, 2013, 22:19:27
Out comes a  :gtf:

In goes $350
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on April 15, 2013, 11:41:49
Out comes $400,000 every 12 seconds.

In goes a pumpkin.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Polana on April 17, 2013, 10:09:44
Out goes scary lantern made up of the pumpkin.
In goes some andamantium.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on May 20, 2013, 11:49:25
Out comes Wolverine.

In goes Demo (http://www.smwiki.net/wiki/A_Super_Mario_Thing).
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Polana on May 27, 2013, 20:48:45
Out goes Banzai Bill.
In goes  :a1:.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on May 31, 2013, 23:52:52
Out comes  :w1:.

In goes the runway from Fast and the Furious 6.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: CWolvie on May 08, 2015, 17:23:58
Out comes a railway.

In goes a bottle of Coca-Cola and Mentos (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mentos).

I hope I'm doing it right.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Talps on May 16, 2015, 12:56:13
The vending machine ejects a super-powered coke-explosion which blasts you back through a wall.

I put the first 'Lord of the Rings' book into the vending machine (since I just finished reading it).
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on July 15, 2015, 20:54:41
Out comes a printed collection of really awful Lord of the Rings fanfiction.

In goes a can of tuna that's way past its expiration date.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: egomassive on July 16, 2015, 10:16:37
Out comes a zombie fish. (http://egomassive.com/cdda/zedfish.png)

In goes a job application.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Talps on July 16, 2015, 13:02:30
Out comes an interviewer who is very enthusiastic and positive and practically says you have the job and he'll call you this afternoon to confirm. Which he doesn't.
(That was my week, basically.)

In goes a big bag of melons.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: CWolvie on July 16, 2015, 20:12:06
Out comes an empty bag with a note "Thank you for feeding me, but it isn't enough. Now I'm coming to eat YOU. Octopus Bucky".

In goes Winnetou.

 
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on July 17, 2015, 12:21:09
Out comes a tomahawk.

In goes a medusa head.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Talps on July 18, 2015, 22:04:16
Out comes a thank you note from King Polydectes and an invitation to the wedding of him and your mother.

I put in a Dungeons and Dragons rulebook.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on July 20, 2015, 14:52:44
Out comes a mix-maxed character sheet that's all combat and no social skills.

In goes a wallswim.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: CWolvie on July 20, 2015, 19:24:28
Out comes pink shorts.

In goes stills from the Hobbit film series.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Talps on July 24, 2015, 02:19:03
The machine regurgitates a long rant about that dreadful film series.

I place an incomplete KS tileset into the machine.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on July 24, 2015, 13:16:24
Out comes a sequel to "This Level is Unfinished".

In goes an old 486 DX2 computer.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: CWolvie on July 25, 2015, 20:03:10
Out comes an old-school TV (https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTJaCTPMXlYbZui7XWNkb35hdIEtBAp9CNVKnVAI6JA2QIeqs9z-JEviyk).

In goes a rock band.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Talps on July 26, 2015, 00:28:56
Out comes a stone circle.

I put in the New Horizons space probe.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on July 27, 2015, 15:06:11
Out comes Galileo's telescope.

In goes a piece of paper with the word "HELP" written on it.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: CWolvie on July 28, 2015, 17:36:31
Out comes the same paper, but this time with "PLEH" on it.

In goes Vegetal Gibber's signature.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on July 28, 2015, 18:21:04
Out comes a check for a bajillion dollars, apparently signed by me.

Well... shucks. Only one thing to do now:

In goes a filled bankruptcy form, also signed by me.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Talps on July 28, 2015, 19:30:56
Out pops a weeping accountant.

I insert a xylophone.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: CWolvie on July 31, 2015, 19:28:08
Out comes an electric guitar!

In goes  :) ;) :D 8) 8D :shifty: :^^: C) X) XD :P :P2 X-P C)p :crazy: :nuts: >) O_o :O :ohnoes: :shocked: :whoa: :oops: :huh: :/ :S :( :sad: <_< :sigh: :moody: :sick: >( <3.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on August 01, 2015, 17:56:05
Out comes every smiley in the [more] category.

In goes a cloud of swamp gas.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: CWolvie on August 05, 2015, 19:54:28
Out comes an acid cloud.

In goes U.S.S. Enterprise starship from Star Trek.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: StraightFlame on August 05, 2015, 20:45:03
Out comes the Millennium Falcon.

In goes a piece of paper with "I.O.U. 500 ¥" written on it.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on August 07, 2015, 17:34:51
Out comes a bunch of angry japanese debt collectors.

In goes a bottle of deadly poison.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: CWolvie on August 07, 2015, 18:20:31
Out comes a bottle of Billionaire Vodka.

In goes a zombie.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Talps on August 07, 2015, 18:55:52
Out comes the sound of a shotgun firing, glass breaking and screaming.

In goes surrealism.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Fubaka on August 07, 2015, 20:42:56
Out comes Dadaism.

In goes a Hookshot.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: CWolvie on August 10, 2015, 18:57:31
Out comes a butcher's hook.

In goes my supper.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on August 11, 2015, 13:17:04
Out comes breakfast.

In goes a He-Man action figure.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Talps on September 02, 2015, 23:28:10
A sword bursts out of the front of the machine.

I put in two slices of bread, some butter, some lettuce and a few slice of cheese.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on September 04, 2015, 14:33:44
Out comes a loud burp sound.

In goes 1000 experience points.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Fubaka on January 27, 2016, 08:53:21
Out comes an enchanted sword. It lights things on fire.

In goes a Knytt Stories directory containing every level ever made.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: ixMarcel on January 27, 2016, 14:25:27
Out comes  :juni: .

In goes a Witcher Medallion.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: CWolvie on January 29, 2016, 19:01:17
Out comes an angry witch who has been in a vegetative state for 15 years.

In goes Iron Throne from GoT.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: Fubaka on January 16, 2019, 09:12:12
Out comes the Frozen Throne from WCIII.

In go two mis-matched halves from Skittles bitten down the middle.
Title: Re: The Vending Machine
Post by: bulbapuck on January 17, 2019, 23:19:11
Out comes two bows.

In goes Keanu Reeves in his neo-outfit.