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Title: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: SingingSurger on January 15, 2010, 22:27:00
I've made a new game (oh.. another nightmare released) that is similar to capture the orb. This is about a miner in a quarry and he discovers a hole. He descends down, and is hit by challenges. Here's what I mean:

p1: The Miner is lowering and there are several scorpions on the wall.

p2: The Miner bites off the tails and keeps going down.
The Miner can't find any more handholds to grab onto.

So.. At the of the post, you solve the problem, at the end, you make another. I'll start.

The Miner goes down in a hole, and he sees there are bats flying everywhere.

Next person solve, and post another problem.




From now on, people show travel higher, out of the hole!
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Razzorman on January 15, 2010, 22:55:57
The miner scares the bats off with his flashlight.
The batteries in the flashlight wear off.

By the way, why can't he just use a parachute? :P2
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 15, 2010, 23:13:09
The Miner pulls some spare batteries out of his pocket, and fumbles around a little before finally getting it in, then continues downwards.
As the Miner goes deeper, the light from the surface fades and it gets pitch black, aside from the faint light of his flashlight. He is likely to be eaten by a grue.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: SingingSurger on January 16, 2010, 00:52:40
LololJonReference.


A grue dashes from a crach, but he jams the flashlight into the Grue's nose.
He has no flashlight.

Also, the Miner's name is Ag-e

The hyphen don't be silent.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 16, 2010, 00:59:47
Quote from: SingingSurger on January 16, 2010, 00:52:40
Also, the Miner's name is Ag-e

The hyphen don't be silent.
Lolwat?

Anyway, the Miner, who's name is apparently Ag-e, and who's awesmoe enough to have "Miner" capitalized, fashions a flashlight from rocks, crystals, and the regurgitated remains of scorpion tails.

His rope breaks due to the weight of the flashlight's rock components.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 16, 2010, 01:45:25
Quote from: SingingSurger on January 16, 2010, 00:52:40
LololJonReference.
Jon didn't make up a grue...

Whatever, the Miner happens to have a parachute with him, so he uses that to slow his fall.
Unfortunatly, the chute gets caught on the wall of the pit, and it tears.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 16, 2010, 02:45:40
He grips himself to the wall, miraculously finding a ladder.
Climbing down the ladder, he finds that one (or more) of the rungs is missing.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 16, 2010, 02:55:00
He reaches down with his foot to the next rung which also appears to be missing. And the next. He begins to plummet. He throws the shredded parachute, which catches on a rock and he swings to safety.
The cave ends here.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 16, 2010, 03:15:58
He takes out a pickaxe and strikes a wall a few times, revealing another corridor.
However, the aforementioned Jon runs out of the cave, pulls the Miner's pants down, and runs out. Now he's looking like a fool with his pants on the ground. D:
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: SingingSurger on January 16, 2010, 04:42:50
The Grue from Greek legend was not made by ProtonJonSA. However, ProtonJonSA once said "You are likely to be eaten by a Grue." In one of his videos. Anyway....

Ag-e (The Miner!) pulls his pants up and remembers American Idol. He then goes deeper into the cave, and he falls down a pit. He crapped bricks.  :sick: Also, the problem is that he crapped bricks. His butt hole is really raw and it hurts.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 16, 2010, 04:47:03
Quote from: SingingSurger on January 16, 2010, 04:42:50
Ag-e (The Miner!) pulls his pants up and remembers American Idol.
YES! Mission accomplished!
(http://vukajlija.com/attached_images/0000/4673/Chuck_Norris_Approved.png)
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: The stickman on January 16, 2010, 04:52:43
He grabs some lotion from a nearby basket, and, well... yeah. His butt doesn't hurt now from *blank*ing bricks.

This game is Spelunky (http://www.spelunkyworld.com/). Period.

Seriously though, ropes, parachutes, the pickaxe, and FREAKING BATS are all things most common to Spelunky.

Our spelunker falls down a nearby well. He can't escape by climbing up because there is a crazed psychopath up there who wants to make a dress out of him.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 16, 2010, 05:53:01
His previously *blank*'d brick made acquaintance with the walls of the well and convince them to move aside. The psychopath makes a dress out of the bricks instead, but the well reseals itself after the spelunker passes through. He falls down into water. Roughly 16 feet deep.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: StraightFlame on January 16, 2010, 07:40:02
Ag-e swims away and tries to escape this place (yep, that's the problem)
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 16, 2010, 19:02:51
By pushing on the fourteenth brick from the left, he finds a secret passage. Unfortunately, there appears to be a giant wall of fire on the other side.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 16, 2010, 19:07:44
The water rolls over the flames, extinguishing them. The water continues on with Ag-e towards a waterfall.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: StraightFlame on January 17, 2010, 08:25:48
*Indiana Jones theme while Ag-e jumps outta this mess, but falls off the platform*
WTF! There's crocodiles n'ere guys!
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: SingingSurger on January 18, 2010, 04:39:02
Ag - e (the hyphen don't be silent) sees some dead bats. He picks one up and squeezes a large and fresh turd out of it. The Crocs swim away. You now have a huge turd slowly floating to you.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 18, 2010, 04:55:42
Unfortunatly (or fortunatly), the turds are actually very light rocks that happened to get lodged in there, and are completely harmless.
However, a small earthquake suddenly occurs, and larger rocks begin to fall from the ceiling.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: SingingSurger on January 18, 2010, 05:10:00
Ag - e has extreme gas, and farts with such strength, the rocks are blasted away.

Guys....



Ag - e farted his intestines out.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 18, 2010, 05:13:20
Quote from: SingingSurger on January 18, 2010, 05:10:00
Ag - e has extreme gas, and farts with such strength, the rocks are blasted away.

Guys....



Ag - e farted his intestines out.
Ag-e eats his intestines to put 'em back in his body.
Then, a challenger appears.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: SingingSurger on January 18, 2010, 05:17:40
Do dooo doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Ag - e plays Pikalose!

Pikalose wins!

Ag - e's eardrums shattered from the doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 18, 2010, 05:39:35
Ugh. A few posts back. Let's try not to make everyone sick. :sick:

Ag - e calls a doctor on his mobile phone. The doctor comes down and fixes his eardrums. Unfortunately, now he is demanding a whole lot of money from Ag - e.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: SingingSurger on January 18, 2010, 06:35:32
Ag - e gets so mad his head explodes, and brain matter gets in the doctor's eyes and he dies.

Ag - e has no head.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: The stickman on January 18, 2010, 06:42:49
PP is right, this is getting a bit disgusting/gory. Not that it bothers me personally, but...

*coughconsiderotherforummemberscoughcough*


Ag-e decides to make a head out of a wrestling mask stuffed with cottage cheese.
A nearby Amish man admires your use of cottage cheese to create a head. *Amish man joined party!*
Your flashlight breaks, again. You give it to the man, because, hey, who would know more about electricity than the Amish?

It sets on fire, explodes, and shatters all glass and eardrums within a 2 inch radius.
Problem: You have a broken flashlight. If charred and in a million flaming pieces can really still be considered broken. :moody:
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 18, 2010, 07:26:14
Thankfully, the ever prepared Ag-e has a packet of matches in his pocket.

However, the matches are too wet to use.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: StraightFlame on January 18, 2010, 07:26:14
*rewind, back to before it exploded*

The Amish fixes it before it exploded.

But now the Amish exploded.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 18, 2010, 15:21:44
Woah, SF and Mocha both posted at the exact same time.  O_o
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: SingingSurger on January 18, 2010, 17:52:09
Let's combine! Shall we?

The Amish Explodes. You go under the water to avoid getting bloody, so your matches get wet.

Your matches are wet.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 18, 2010, 20:35:12
Luckily, you have a box of backup matches.

However, those matches are also too wet to use.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 18, 2010, 21:01:27
Quote from: Purple Pineapple on January 18, 2010, 20:35:12
Luckily, you have a box of backup matches.

However, those matches are also too wet to use.
Ag-e, angry from both of his matches being too wet to use, uses his RAEG powers to make them spontaneously ignite.
All of his matches are now lit, so he can't use them later.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: SingingSurger on January 18, 2010, 23:12:53
Ag - e remembers that the matches were wet anyway.

Ag - e is roasting from the fire.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 18, 2010, 23:15:02
He takes off his clothes. :sick:
Now Ag-e is freezing from the cold water.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 19, 2010, 02:17:05
Quote from: kaizoman666 on January 18, 2010, 23:15:02
He takes off his clothes. :sick:
Now Ag-e is freezing from the cold water.
Solution: Ag-e dunks his flaming clothes in the water and puts them back on.
Problem: Ag-e realizes that the story isn't really going anywhere.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: SingingSurger on January 19, 2010, 02:26:50
Ag - e swims continuing further, as we need to get lower.

Ag - e still can't see.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 19, 2010, 02:28:18
Ag-e decides the only rational thing to do is feel around the walls for an exit.

 He finds one, however it is just out of reach.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: SingingSurger on January 19, 2010, 02:30:26
Ag - e uses his hypen power to jump high enough to the exit. When he goes through it, he falls down a long, deep pit. He finally got lower.

There are snakes slithering into Ag - e's pants.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 19, 2010, 06:20:43
Quote from: SingingSurger on January 19, 2010, 02:30:26
Ag - e uses his hypen power to jump high enough to the exit. When he goes through it, he falls down a long, deep pit. He finally got lower.

There are snakes slithering into Ag - e's pants.
He takes the snakes out and eats them like spaghetti.
His spaghetti had poison in it. :sick:
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: SingingSurger on January 19, 2010, 14:11:29
Ag - e knows that snakes are venomous, so they can't have poison. Drinking vensom is harmless unless you have ulsars in your stomach.

Ag - e has ulsars in his stomach.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 19, 2010, 23:10:48
Ag - e eats cement, which patches the ulsars in his stomach. (He also took the stairs down a level.)

Ag - e has cement in his stomach.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 20, 2010, 00:16:46
Luckily, cement does not kill you after a small amount, so Ag - e should be fine.

Ag - e eats even more cement due to the fact that he is now addicted (this actually can happen).
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 20, 2010, 02:00:47
Quote from: kaizoman666 on January 20, 2010, 00:16:46
Luckily, cement does not kill you after a small amount, so Ag - e should be fine.

Ag - e eats even more cement due to the fact that he is now addicted (this actually can happen).
Ag-e eats molten metal to melt the cement. He then proceeds to pee out the molten cement/metal mixture. =D
Ag-e keeps getting sick/poisoned.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: SingingSurger on January 20, 2010, 22:57:13
Ag - e decides that a new rule is no Venom or Poison.

F'reals, don't do it.

F'real...

FOR REAL!

Ag - e sees another psychopath trying to am==make him into a dress

Also, he jumps and went down another level.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 21, 2010, 01:05:03
Quote from: SingingSurger on January 20, 2010, 22:57:13
Ag - e decides that a new rule is no Venom or Poison.

F'reals, don't do it.

F'real...

FOR REAL!

Ag - e sees another psychopath trying to am==make him into a dress

Also, he jumps and went down another level.
Ag-e uses his tuxedo powers to not wear the dress.
Ag-e is wearing a bright green tuxedo.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 21, 2010, 01:09:43
Ag - e jumps into a wall of coal, and his tux becomes black.

Ag - e cannot see because he got coal dust in his eyes.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: SingingSurger on January 21, 2010, 01:32:16
Ag - e goes to the river to wash his eyes out.

He continues on.

He sees funyons!

He reaches it, and a noob says "No! Those my my funyons!"
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 21, 2010, 01:41:56
Quote from: SingingSurger on January 21, 2010, 01:32:16
Ag - e goes to the river to wash his eyes out.

He continues on.

He sees funyons!

He reaches it, and a noob says "No! Those my my funyons!"
Ag-e is promoted to mod and uses a banhammer on the noob.
Ag-e is no longer a mod because he banned someone for a trivial argument.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 21, 2010, 21:21:15
Ag-e walks down a set of rock stairs because frankly, he doesn't care about the internet since he's in a cave.

Ag-e doesn't care about the internet.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 22, 2010, 00:50:22
Quote from: kaizoman666 on January 21, 2010, 21:21:15
Ag-e walks down a set of rock stairs because frankly, he doesn't care about the internet since he's in a cave.

Ag-e doesn't care about the internet.
Anonymous claims Ag-e is a Scientologist, so they blow up his van. He now cares about the Internet. Rather, he is forced to.
Ag-e's van is blown up.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Firecat on January 22, 2010, 06:01:45
"Ag-e: good thing that van was empty and insuranced."

Suddenly, the floor creacks and Ag-e is now falling

(Obstacle: Ag-e is falling)
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: SingingSurger on January 23, 2010, 03:06:27
Ag - e lands

Ag - e landed.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 23, 2010, 03:53:46
Luckily, the hole was only about 10 feet deep, and Ag-e landed safetly. He finds a rock stairway, and climbs down it.

On his way down, Ag-e accidentally steps on a sharp rock and cuts his foot.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: SingingSurger on January 23, 2010, 06:36:46
Ag - e get's a rock and is so awesome that he makes a bandage out of it.

Ag - e climbs, and then (oh teh noes!) Explodes!!!!

Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Firecat on January 23, 2010, 06:57:12
*I hold shift*!!!!Explodes (!noes teh oh) then and ,climbs Ag-e*I release shift*

Ag-e feels dizzy for this time reversal

(Obstacle:Ag-e is dizzy)
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 23, 2010, 08:14:29
Ag - e falls down and waits for the world to stop spinning.

Ag - e fell into another hole, but he isn't dizzy anymore.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: NESgamer190 on January 23, 2010, 15:38:09
somehow, our intrepid explorer ag-e managed to cling on to a ledge to avoid sharp stalagmites, but is in another dilemma:  he can't quite get up from the ledge, due to not working out his arms as much as he should.
(Obstacle in case anyone wonders is him hanging on a ledge above a pit of sharp stalagmites)
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 23, 2010, 19:33:51
Quote from: NESgamer190 on January 23, 2010, 15:38:09
somehow, our intrepid explorer ag-e managed to cling on to a ledge to avoid sharp stalagmites, but is in another dilemma:  he can't quite get up from the ledge, due to not working out his arms as much as he should.
(Obstacle in case anyone wonders is him hanging on a ledge above a pit of sharp stalagmites)
He flips gravity (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1033.0), so he's no longer in danger of the stalagmites.
Ag-e is now in danger of stalactites.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 23, 2010, 19:57:49
Ag - e flips gravity once again, in mid air, right where the ledge was. He is now back where he was before he fell.

Ag - e is not getting lower because of a floor of stalagmites.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 23, 2010, 22:53:56
Ag-e finds a magical imp-thing named Midna. Midna summons a bridge to fill the gap. Ag-e walks across and continues downwards.

Ag-e trips and smacks his face into the ground. He gets up, but no longer can tell which way goes lower.

Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: SingingSurger on January 24, 2010, 05:09:48
Ag - e thinks about it, and decides to go north. There's a wall that he climbs.

Ag - e is going up, not down.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 24, 2010, 05:22:26
Quote from: SingingSurger on January 24, 2010, 05:09:48
Ag - e thinks about it, and decides to go north. There's a wall that he climbs.

Ag - e is going up, not down.
Chuck Norris punches through the wall to tell Ag-e he's going the wrong way.
Chuck Norris punched Ag-e. (Solve THAT! >: D)
Edit: Yah, 'twas impossible.
New problem: Ag-e is scared after seeing Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Purple Pineapple on January 24, 2010, 06:24:53
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Ag - e, and he falls unconcious. He then has the doctor perform brain surgery on him, and forgets he ever saw Chuck Norris.

Problem: The doctor is a quack.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Pumpkinbot on January 24, 2010, 06:33:43
Quote from: Purple Pineapple on January 24, 2010, 06:24:53
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Ag - e, and he falls unconcious. He then has the doctor perform brain surgery on him, and forgets he ever saw Chuck Norris.

Problem: The doctor is a quack.
Ag-e finds out the doctor is a duck. Ag-e, still having some sense from the "brain surgery", takes out his cell phone and calls a REAL doctor.
The real doctor is the doctor from the Cyanide and Happiness comics (http://kris-wilson.deviantart.com/art/Clipboard-32688036). In short, counterproductive. (Note: The CaH comics can be very offensive. And hilarious. =D)
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: StraightFlame on January 30, 2010, 18:16:10
Ag-e eats the doctor's clipboard. The 'doctor', unable to pretend to be a doctor, explodes before he could fake Ag-e's pregnancy by going you-know-where.

Problem: Midna (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2539.msg29856#msg29856) is about to kill Ag-e
(keep in mind Midna is a powerful magician)
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: SingingSurger on February 07, 2010, 17:35:24
Ag - e whips out his DSi and scares Midna off with it being more superior then an average boring Wii.

New Problem: Ag - e didn't have his operation finished, and his brains are spilling out of his head slowly.

And....

I'm Back!!!!!

Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Pumpkinbot on February 07, 2010, 20:47:44
Quote from: SingingSurger on February 07, 2010, 17:35:24
Ag - e whips out his DSi and scares Midna off with it being more superior then an average boring Wii.

New Problem: Ag - e didn't have his operation finished, and his brains are spilling out of his head slowly.

And....

I'm Back!!!!!


Ag-e takes Minda's headdress thing and puts it on his head.
Ag-e is now becoming eeeeevil!! from the headdress.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: StraightFlame on February 18, 2010, 09:02:33
Time for the most violent punch EVAH! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caooYbp_rEE) I attack Ag-e using this awesome move, knocking the headdress off his hollow head.

Problem: I am awesome! (And me being awesome certainly is the worst problem EVAH!)
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: SingingSurger on February 19, 2010, 23:58:52
Ag-e frowns! He knows that HE should have the problem! Your problem is PROBLIMINATED!

New Problem: Teh Games goin' ze inacteeve!
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Deep Embrace on February 21, 2010, 22:19:03
Acteeveeteh! Ag-e continues down the hole.

He reaches the bottom of a notch he mistakenly lowered himself into. He would climb through a hole about 20 ft above him to continue down the true pit, expect he keeps hitting invisible coin blocks!
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: SingingSurger on February 22, 2010, 01:41:48
Ag-e jumps so hard he...
-whispers- will he break the block?
Nope! The block breaks him! Lol, no. Ag-e opens lunar magic and edits the blocks out an continues.
Problem: The rom became corrupted!
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: kaizoman666 on February 22, 2010, 02:22:37
Ag-e doesn't care, because he's not a ROM hack.

Ag-e realizes he's an internet forum game.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Pumpkinbot on February 22, 2010, 03:00:18
Quote from: kaizoman666 on February 22, 2010, 02:22:37
Ag-e doesn't care, because he's not a ROM hack.

Ag-e realizes he's an internet forum game.
Ag-e becomes stricken with grief and commits suicide.
Ag-e, living in the U.S., is arrested for suicide.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Purple Pineapple on February 22, 2010, 04:15:35
Solution: Ag-e is dead.
Problem: Ag-e is dead.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Deep Embrace on February 22, 2010, 04:24:16
User hits F5 to reload the page. Ag-e lives on!

Unfortunately, User is using IE 5.0, and the sluggishness of the browser forces Ag-e to descend very, very slowly.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Purple Pineapple on February 22, 2010, 04:26:25
Ag-e downloads firefox. Problem is, IE is taking 5 hours to download firefox and there is a hungry mega-spider on the ceiling.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: SingingSurger on February 23, 2010, 00:27:39
Ag-e decides he doesn't freaking care and just walk on normally because I made the game and says he can!
Uhhh... There's a slight problem!
FRIGGEN CHUCK NORRIS IS -computer voice- N-n-n-not supported by IE.
Oh, nevermind. But... the problem is that Chuck is gonig to kill you when the Firefox download is done.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Pumpkinbot on February 23, 2010, 00:55:45
Quote from: SingingSurger on February 23, 2010, 00:27:39
Ag-e decides he doesn't freaking care and just walk on normally because I made the game and says he can!
Uhhh... There's a slight problem!
FRIGGEN CHUCK NORRIS IS -computer voice- N-n-n-not supported by IE.
Oh, nevermind. But... the problem is that Chuck is gonig to kill you when the Firefox download is done.
*cancels FireFox download*
But now Ag-e s stuck with IE.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: kaizoman666 on February 23, 2010, 01:00:47
Ag-e downloads Chrome.

Ag-e no longer cares about his internet, because he's in a cave.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Purple Pineapple on February 23, 2010, 01:39:27
Ag-e blasts a hole in the ceiling because I say he can. Internet connection has been restored.

Oh noes! CAVE IN!!!
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: StraightFlame on February 24, 2010, 15:11:07
I undo what cannot be undone.
Problem: The miner's name is Ag-e, and with a name like that life's gotta suck.

Also...
Quote from: SingingSurger on February 19, 2010, 23:58:52
He knows that HE should have the problem!

Um... He HAS the problem... Y'see, it is not a problem to ME that i am awesome (in fact, i like it), but Ag-e can't stand the fact that i am awesome, since i can be annoying from time to time (?) and that makes a great reason that Ag-e hates it when i am awesome.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: SingingSurger on March 21, 2010, 00:30:25
BUMP.

Ag-e points out that Ag-e is pronounced Aghyphene, so it's not too bad.

Problem is, we aren't getting any deeper.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Mochaalatte on March 21, 2010, 01:48:25
Ag-e uses his BLAS(t)phemy powers to blow open a hole in the ground.

UNFORTUNATELY IT'S FILLED WITH MOLTEN LAVA!
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Pumpkinbot on March 21, 2010, 03:35:46
Quote from: Mochaalatte on March 21, 2010, 01:48:25
Ag-e uses his BLAS(t)phemy powers to blow open a hole in the ground.

UNFORTUNATELY IT'S FILLED WITH MOLTEN LAVA!
Ag-e figures out his blastphemy was just madness. He gets mad and eats the lava and, because it's madness to begin with, it makes perfect sense and the lava has no negative reprocussions.

Problem: The next post will have a 300 reference, and Ag-e hates ancient city-states.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: StraightFlame on March 21, 2010, 11:04:18
Solution: I don't post a 300 reference.
Problem: Ag-e sux
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: kaizoman666 on March 21, 2010, 15:04:07
Ag-e wins the game, so he no longer sux.

Ag-e won the game.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: StraightFlame on March 24, 2010, 14:24:18
Solution: I wrote 'U lost the Game' everywhere in the cave, so Ag-e loses the game.
Problem: I wrote 'U lost the Game' everywhere in the cave, so Ag-e loses the game.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Firecat on March 24, 2010, 15:36:05
Solution:Ag-e doesn't know how to play the game, so isnt affected by your phrases.
Problem:Ag-e its suddenly falling into a pit with spikes.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: NESgamer190 on March 24, 2010, 21:32:52
Ag-e manages to save himself by catching on to the spikes without falling into them and becoming a kebab.

Oh gravy...  Now Ag-E realizes there's a falling spiked ceiling coming to finish the job.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: StraightFlame on March 26, 2010, 21:52:58
It seems to be the prototype from Super Paper Mario, chapter 2-2. Ag-e tries to remember what he learned in Chapter 1-1, and sneaks into some parrallel dimension in which the spike ceiling doesn't reach 'this' half of the area. Ag-e moves to 'that' place. However, he failed to reach the secret room by climbing on the spike ceiling.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: victor12 on March 28, 2010, 13:15:35
Ag-e turns on cheatmode and goes to the secret room.
But the secret room is filled with spikes.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: StraightFlame on March 28, 2010, 14:33:24
Solution: Ag-e has cheatmode, remember?

Problem: Ag-e owns a 'Forum' (Dungeon) on ForumWarz (http://www.forumwarz.com), and i am 'Pwning' (Attacking) it. Being a Hacker-class and having Pwned the 'Denture Chat' Dungeon has granted me the ability to
Spoiler: (click to show/hide)
And after doing that, i just need to Pwn the final 'Thread' (enemy) by just bashing my keyboard once with this here helmet. The random cat-like typin will kill the entire Forum!
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Pumpkinbot on March 29, 2010, 06:41:02
Quote from: StraightFlame on March 28, 2010, 14:33:24
Solution: Ag-e has cheatmode, remember?

Problem: Ag-e owns a 'Forum' (Dungeon) on ForumWarz (http://www.forumwarz.com), and i am 'Pwning' (Attacking) it. Being a Hacker-class and having Pwned the 'Denture Chat' Dungeon has granted me the ability to
Spoiler: (click to show/hide)
And after doing that, i just need to Pwn the final 'Thread' (enemy) by just bashing my keyboard once with this here helmet. The random cat-like typin will kill the entire Forum!
Solution: Ag-e remembers that a few pages back he didn't care about the Internet.
Problem: There is no problem. (And that's a problem!)
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: StraightFlame on March 29, 2010, 09:01:46
Ag-e's Flip meter (http://www.mariowiki.com/Flip_Meter) is runnin out, and he forgot how to travel back to 2D. THAT's a prob.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Mochaalatte on March 30, 2010, 02:04:57
Thanksfully, Ag-e found a Dark Ag-e card.

..but now Dark Ag-e wants to cram it back into his dark, evil treasure chest!
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Pumpkinbot on March 31, 2010, 05:08:00
Solution: Ag-e photo-copies the Dark Ag-e card and gives Dark Ag-e the copy.
Problem: Spammers have infiltrated NSF the cave he is exploring!



[mod]Spammer's gone, so is the fun. :) Removed the parts that now wouldn't make sense.[/mod]
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: StraightFlame on March 31, 2010, 08:49:31
And suddenly, Firecat popped outta nowhere, walked on water, swam in land, and roundhouse kicked the spammers.

But FC realizes he isn't Chuck Norris, and failed solving the problem.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: SingingSurger on April 02, 2010, 01:57:30
I'm gonna get this back on track so I can KILL FPB's thread, the thief.
Remember, the solution is to get DOWN! Not to go into a gauntlet!

Ag - e decides to uppercut FC and them 'em....

uhhh... Uppercut... Person.

FC uppercuts everyone and Ag - e can continue.

Ag - e realises that it's April Fools Day, and I was kiddin' 'bout him movin' on! He can't even walk no more!
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Pumpkinbot on April 02, 2010, 05:39:41
Quote from: SingingSurger on April 02, 2010, 01:57:30
I'm gonna get this back on track so I can KILL FPB's thread, the thief.
Remember, the solution is to get DOWN! Not to go into a gauntlet!

Ag - e decides to uppercut FC and them 'em....

uhhh... Uppercut... Person.

FC uppercuts everyone and Ag - e can continue.

Ag - e realises that it's April Fools Day, and I was kiddin' 'bout him movin' on! He can't even walk no more!
Solution: Ag-e thinks, then says, "Wait, this isn't how I die!" He then proceeds to live. (Ten points if you get the reference. No, it's not Phoenix Wright!)
Problem: Ag-e realizes he hasn't really gotten very deep in the cave.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Purple Pineapple on April 02, 2010, 05:47:51
Quote from: Pumpkinbot on April 02, 2010, 05:39:41
Solution: Ag-e thinks, then says, "Wait, this isn't how I die!" He then proceeds to live. (Ten points if you get the reference. No, it's not Phoenix Wright!)
Sounds very familiar. I'm gonna guess THHGttG.

Now then,
Solution: Mission accomplished. Ag-e is a spelunker.
Problem: Ag - e is running low on food.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: StraightFlame on April 10, 2010, 20:22:16
He steals some food from the guy from the fortunately/unfortunately game.

Problem: First, Ag-e accidentally enters Bowser's body (http://www.mariowiki.com/Bowser%27s_body), and the exit has vanished. Ag-e, who doesn't know where he is, descends in this new world, and eventually has to battle Midna (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2539.msg29856#msg29856) X (http://www.mariowiki.com/The_Gauntlet) (The 'X' is a separate link)! And, remember, after that he'll need to figure a way outta this mess.
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: Pumpkinbot on April 10, 2010, 23:03:23
Quote from: Purple Pineapple on April 02, 2010, 05:47:51
Quote from: Pumpkinbot on April 02, 2010, 05:39:41
Solution: Ag-e thinks, then says, "Wait, this isn't how I die!" He then proceeds to live. (Ten points if you get the reference. No, it's not Phoenix Wright!)
Sounds very familiar. I'm gonna guess THHGttG.
Incorrect! It's from the movie "Big Fish". ;D
Title: Re: Getting Lower
Post by: SingingSurger on April 23, 2010, 01:04:07
Ag-e figures that he should simply dig deeper. He busts out his pimp shovel and starts digging. -digdigdigdigdigdig- He be back in teh tunnol!

Oh noes! Midna X folowin' his holeness!

I then start going up, and kick dirt into Midna X's eyes.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: PaniniSandwich on July 18, 2010, 08:33:00
This was edited today, so I guess this SingingS guy is trying to revive this!

The miner continues going up and up, but them he falls back to the bottom.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: StraightFlame on July 18, 2010, 09:47:00
Yay! We're now supposed to undo all we've done!

Good news: Ag-e found a staircase that goes to the exit.

Bad news: Me explodes staircase, since it'll make the forumgame die.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: PaniniSandwich on July 18, 2010, 13:32:03
Good News: A ladder slowly appears

Bad News: Windows 98 makes 1 part appear per 48 days.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: kaizoman666 on July 18, 2010, 15:00:25
Good News: Ag-e updates to Windows 7.

Bad News: He finds that his computer actually has no relationship to this cave, again.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: Purple Pineapple on July 18, 2010, 20:01:12
Good news: Ag-e smashed a passageway out with the computer.

Bad news: He started a cave-in.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: StraightFlame on July 18, 2010, 21:09:57
Good news: He finds a Bulb Berry (http://www.mariowiki.com/Bulb_Berry) lying next to some cliff... Maybe there's a hidden passage?

Bad news: He doesn't have a Yoshi, so he can't use the Bulb Berry.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 18, 2010, 22:09:53
Good News: Yoshi falls on his boots.

Bad News: His boots are broken.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: StraightFlame on July 18, 2010, 22:41:32
Good news: He doesn't care about his boots.

Bad news: He can't get Yoshi to eat the Bulb Berry.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 19, 2010, 05:46:04
Good news: he stuffs it into Yoshi's mouth.

Bad news: a rock hits his head.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: StraightFlame on July 19, 2010, 09:30:38
Good news: He stays on the Yoshi.

Bad news: Bulb Yoshi (http://www.mariowiki.com/Bulb_Yoshi)'s power is slowly fading, and he has a long way to go to cross the bottomless chasm.
(also, there are no Bulb Berries to be found)
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: SingingSurger on July 19, 2010, 11:38:13
Good News: Ag-e has himself some goggles that help him see in the dark!

Bad News: They don't have any batteries.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: StraightFlame on July 19, 2010, 12:32:01
Um... SS, the purpose of Bulb Yoshi is not seeing in the dark but being able to see and interact with things you normally can't see or interact with. [/offtopic]

Good news: I have another Bulb Berry which i bring to Ag-e, who feeds it to Bulb Yoshi.

Bad news: The cave is filled with enemies, and if you just lose 1 HP, Bulb Yoshi's powahz are no more.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: SingingSurger on July 19, 2010, 14:05:01
The Bulb Yoshi helps you see in dark Secret Hidden Paths.

Good News: Rambo is passing by, and he has a gun.

Bad News: He's not aiming for the enemies.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: StraightFlame on July 19, 2010, 14:12:25
Quote from: SingingSurger on July 19, 2010, 14:05:01
The Bulb Yoshi helps you see in dark Secret Hidden Paths.
That's pretty much what i meant...

Where's the :seriouslypuzzled: smiley when you need it!
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 19, 2010, 23:52:00
Good news:He's aiming for the rocks!

Bad news:He's aiming for the loose rocks.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: StraightFlame on July 20, 2010, 18:49:46
The rocks make a great bridge that you don't have to use Bulb Yoshi for.

Unfortunately, some random guy named Kris Wilson or something goes on rambling about some kinda webcomic, while the enemies approach and you can't get past Kris.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 21, 2010, 00:59:31
Good news: a dude with a sword scares everyone away!

Bad news: Ag-e gets scared too.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: StraightFlame on July 21, 2010, 08:08:20
Good news: Ag-e eats the sword.

Bad news: He has to go to the bathroom.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 21, 2010, 16:38:12
Good news: there's a porta-potty RIGHT THERE.

Bad News: After he comes out, he finds himself in a CHROME CHEESE! (Epic Randomness)
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: StraightFlame on July 21, 2010, 18:12:28
He remembers that his head is made of cheese. The living cheese fires its CHEEZ BEAM!!! at the Chrome cheese. Chrome cheese is gone.

Problem: His head ate his body.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 22, 2010, 19:08:45
Good news:his head was the only real part of him.

Bad news: He can't walk. (And isn't someone going to bring up Ag-e and aged cheese?)
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: kaizoman666 on July 24, 2010, 01:49:24
Good news: He finds an elevator.

Bad news: The elevator is out of power.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 25, 2010, 01:45:42
Good news: he finds antimatter.

Bad news:He finds antimatter.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: StraightFlame on July 25, 2010, 14:23:57
Good news: He runs away.

Bad news: He forgot cheese can't move.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: Mochaalatte on July 25, 2010, 17:51:16
Good news: His body re-spawned during all of these shenanigans.

Bad News: It re-spawned behind an impenetrable wall of pure Einsteinium. Did I mention the antimatter is still there?

Yeah, you should get on that.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: Purple Pineapple on July 26, 2010, 01:47:04
He combines the antimatter with matter, thereby blowing himself and the Einsteinium to Hell and back. Fortunately, he came back unharmed.

Unfortunately, the wall of Einsteinium was blown there and back as well.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: StraightFlame on July 29, 2010, 21:07:00
Ag-e mixes the Einsteinium with Pizzazium. Einsteinium am ka-splode.

But Ag-e am ka-splode, too.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: Mochaalatte on July 29, 2010, 21:26:46
Ag-e re-spawns in a rescue closet.

But there's nobody to open the door!
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: StraightFlame on July 29, 2010, 21:54:41
I open the door.

Problem: The rescue closet is in the cottage near the quarry where the hole was found, which will make the forumgame die/get locked/something else/etc.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: TheDarkOne on July 31, 2010, 19:51:45
Good news: it's a dream! It's really DEEP IN A VOLCANO UNDERGROUND!!!
Bad news: it's a dream! It's really DEEP IN A VOLCANO UNDERGROUND!!!  :shocked:
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: StraightFlame on August 04, 2010, 18:13:53
He uses a FREEZE RAY THINGY!!! to freeze the DEEP IN A VOLCANO UNDERGROUND!!!

Problem: Some guy named /!&(% force-feeds him poisoned $@!#@ unless he pronounces the unpronouncable name of both the guy and the food product.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: TheDarkOne on August 10, 2010, 00:38:44
Good news: he pronounces them!

BAD NEWZ: the guy turns into the creature from the world's worst nightmare!!!
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: SingingSurger on August 19, 2010, 05:30:40
Good News:
A-ge has no fears.

Bad News:
He suddenly fears this creature!
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: StraightFlame on August 19, 2010, 09:46:05
He realizes it is harmless.

But then he cr*pped bricks and his arse now really hurts. (Deja vu, anyone? (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2539.msg29080#msg29080))
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: SingingSurger on September 17, 2010, 00:18:10
A-ge takes the ASSprin.

But now A-ge isn't getting any higher.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: jetio4 on November 04, 2010, 18:16:33
He finds a random machine gun lying on the ground, and decides to use the flying-machine gun thingie in Cave Story (don't know how to post links...).

The machine gun has no ammo.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: TheDarkOne on November 06, 2010, 18:44:10
The machine gun blows up, sending him flying up into a cave.

The cave is this one from Minecraft that I found on the crafter.hopto.org server that I STILL haven't completely explored. And it's full of lava.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: jetio4 on November 06, 2010, 18:49:25
Ag-e finds 2 pick-axes that you dropped. He leaves the cave, climbing up the walls with his climbim-with-pickaxes skill.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: TheDarkOne on November 09, 2010, 01:42:55
==>Picks break into splinters.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: jetio4 on November 09, 2010, 21:35:33
He falls back into the cave. Sorry for not writing a problem last time!  (The cave is the problem)
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: TheDarkOne on November 16, 2010, 01:08:36
Use the MSPAdventures format!  :D

==> Cave turns into hand that helps him to ceiling with hole in it.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: jetio4 on November 16, 2010, 01:32:04
Urr what's the problem?

==> Ag-E Falls off the hand.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: StraightFlame on November 20, 2010, 09:19:17
In Soviet Russia, Hand falls off Ag-e.

But this is not Soviet Russia.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: jetio4 on November 21, 2010, 19:29:27
Ag-E lands safely.

The roof of the cave is also falling.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: SingingSurger on November 26, 2010, 22:41:25
But then Ag-e eats all teh rawkz and naow hez saif.

But now Ag-e has a stomachache :(
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: Reecer6 on November 27, 2010, 02:35:27
Luckily, Ag-e has some stomach medicine, but the only ones left are LEMON FLAVORED! He wouldn't eat that to save his life!
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: jetio4 on November 27, 2010, 20:23:30
Using his non-magical powers, Ag-e takes out the "Lemon" out of "Lemon Flavored", turning it into "Lemon Flavored ". He eats the medicine.

Which makes him hungry. Very hungry.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: swoopman2 on March 27, 2011, 00:49:41
Suddenly, a group of rabbits run by and he happens to catch a few and break their necks. Problem is, they are raw :sick:
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: jetio4 on March 27, 2011, 03:07:36
He manages to start a fire, and cook the rabbit.

Before he can eat them, however, some wolves come and steal his dinner.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: rushye on April 25, 2011, 16:59:24
An eagle snatched his dinner from the wolves and also took him away from the wolves.

But  then, he was thrown into a snakes nest with his dinner.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: jetio4 on April 25, 2011, 18:30:34
The snakes eat the rabbit and not him.

But now he's stuck in the nest.
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: swoopman2 on July 14, 2011, 21:34:13
( If there's a bird, that means he's out of the hole right? )
He makes a crafty dagger out of the rabbits teeth to fend off the snakes
The problem is that it's dull
Title: Re: Getting HIGHER!
Post by: jetio4 on July 15, 2011, 19:51:48
He realizes that him making the knife was his imagination.

He's stuck in the nest.