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Title: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: StraightFlame on December 22, 2009, 20:41:15
The same as the older one! If you are too awesome to read its rules, i will quote them exactly:
Rules:
1. Post with ''option icon'' you chose at top.
2. Post what happened on the branch you chose.
3. Post the possible ''option icon'' choices and what they do.

Example:


a) Our hero jumps onto the roof of Mr. Jarky. He yells at him and threatens him with an unloaded pistol. Our hero stands up, almost losing his balance.

What will our hero do?
a) Get off the roof.
b) Jump into chimney.

That is how it goes. But now there are TWO characters! And now i finally have a map! Please keep within the areas on the map (Waterfall Cave counts as an area). In the older one, you only could visit the areas Urban City, Urban Mall, Random Valley and Cliche's Hideout. Oh, and the outer space description got messed up. Here it is again:
And, eh, Urban City's description says 'village' where i want it to say 'city'.
What should i call the next of these when this one dies? Maybe New Choose your own Adventure Wii?  :P

Character list:
Spoiler: Enemy characters (click to show/hide)
Oh, and P.S. Thanks to SingingSurger there is a new rule: Dont kill any character! If you do, your post will be skipped...

Okay, now it starts. Read the older one for it to make sense. And now:

After our hero rescued a guy called Lucas, who seems to be his brother, they both are KO'd. The next thing they remember is that they are inside Waterfall Cave. They escape, and reach Relax Falls. What will they do next?
a) Go into Emerald Hues
b) Go towards Vulcan Vulcano
c) Check inventory
d) Investigate Relax Falls and Waterfall Cave some more
e) Shout 'Pilchards on toast!'
f) Complain about the fact that StraightFlame accidentally renamed the Boston Mall area to Urban Mall
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: Mochaalatte on December 23, 2009, 21:12:28
c) They check their inventory, and find a blade of +7 strength and a bag of magic rocks!

Should they:
a) Throw the magic rocks towards the waterfall
b) Go towards Vulcan Vulcano
c)Reenter Waterfall Cave
d) have a sword-and-rock fight
e) Shout various random series of letters
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: StraightFlame on December 23, 2009, 21:38:50
Inventory: +7 ATK sword, magic rocks x7

b) Our heroes go towards Vulcan Vulcano, but suddenly...

???: ''Hi! The name's Steve! The most talking of talking pebbles''
Talking pebbles: '''blahblahblahblahblah (our hero is too heroic to listen)''
Lucas: ''What the heck? A talking--''

Lucas accidentally drops Steve into the volcano.
Oh no! Vulcan Vulcano seems to work the same as Cheesy Volcano! The volcano is erupting! There is only one thing you can do in this kind of situation... But what?  :huh:

a) Accept fate
b) Go towards Forest Village, and attempt to go to Unknown Island
c) Go towards Forest Village, and cross the river to go to either White Sand Beach or Cheesy Volcano
d) Attempt to throw a talking pebble into Cheesy Volcano, and hope that it would destroy Vulcan Vulcano
e) Flee to either Emerald Hues, Relax Falls or Waterfall Cave
f) Once again, try shouting 'Pilchards on toast!'
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: kaizoman666 on December 23, 2009, 21:55:25
Inventory: +7 ATK sword, magic rocks x6

e) Flee to Relax Falls.

The lava touches the water, and hardens into new land. Our heros cross the new land bridge, and...

a) Return to Vulcan Volcano.
b) Travel to Emerald Hues (which burned to the ground).
c) Go to the Forest Village.
d) Enter Waterfall Cave.
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: Purple Pineapple on December 23, 2009, 22:31:28
Is it just me or is this Go to the cave, Go to the Volcano, return to the Cave 9_9

Inventory: +7 ATK sword, magic rocks x6

d) Enter Waterfall Cave

Our two brave heros enter the cave once again. Unfortunately, the volcano is not finished just yet. The lava makes its merry way to the cave, but is stopped short by the waterfall. The lava hardens over the mouth of the cave, forming a solid barrier. The cave is still light, due to a small torch at the back, but the entrance is blocked off and there is a river of lava behind it anyway.

a) Pound on the wall of hardened magma
b) Explore the cave for anything usefull
c) Try to break your way out with the sword
d) Ask Lucas what he wants to do
e) Sit down and wait for the torch to go out
f) Extinguish the torch
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: Vinterrun on December 24, 2009, 00:39:33
Okay, cause I like the sky.. sometimes... i choose c

Our hero (and his brother, who has a unbelievable big moustache) tries to break the solid wall with his sword. Unfortunately a hammer would be better than a sword, cause it`s a sharp weapon and you know... sharp stuff + stone walls = Bababa

But, what a fortune, lucas (the guy with the mustache) uses his unbelievable big and stony beard to crush the wall. Now the two dudes are on a stone-terrace. 60m over the ground. What should they do?

a) spring or better fall down
b) head back into the cave (please... don`t do it!)
c) try to build a paraglider out of the stones and the sword like MacGyver :shocked:
d) try to use Lucas unbelievable big mustache to do something useful with
e) search for a folk of giant ants who are (maaayyybe) living inside of the cave to find new friends
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: Exp HP on December 24, 2009, 01:21:40
c) our heroes try to build a paraglider out of the stones and the sword like MacGyver :shocked:.

The wind suddenly blows very hard and the paraglider - which is mostly residing in Steve's grip at the time - gets pulled toward the cliff.  Steve is pulled right off the cliff with it.  Adrenaline kicks in and Lucas makes a running jump off the cliff towards Steve to grab on - missing Steve by a meter.

Poor Lucas has catapaulted himself off the cliff, and both brothers now find themselves 60 yards away from the ground.

In this moment when Steve hangs from a paraglider and Lucas is just under him about to free-fall to a sure death, Steve realizes he must -

a) Shout advice to Lucas on how to slow his fall.
b) Let go of the paraglider so he can catch up with Lucas.
c) Toss the paraglider down for Lucas to hopefully grab.
d) Apologize to Lucas and continue to hold on, gliding across the canyon without his brother.
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: Purple Pineapple on December 24, 2009, 02:16:22
d)

Inventory: magic rocks x6
It should be noted that Emerald Hues is now completely destroyed.

After a quick second of though, you realise Lucas's situation is hopeless and continue across the canyon. (Switch perspectives to Lucas for a sec) That was possibly the stupidest thing you've ever done. As you plummet towards the earth, you notice it flicker a little. Or rather you don't because you're closing your eyes. You fall straight through the hologram into a deep underground tunnel. At the bottom, you hit a tractor beam. Normally, someone who fell into this trap would get stuck in this and pulled further underground. Fortunately, the added velocity from your 60ft jump, coupled with the fact that you only reall hit the edge of the beam causes your fall to come to a near halt, before you fall out of the tractor beam and onto a metal floor. (Back to Steve)  The view from up here is lovely. Up ahead you can see a night sky. It would appear that the map loops. Unfortunately, you have no idea where you are due to crappy jpeg compression.

Lucas: +7 ATK sword
a1) Notice that you still fell from too high to survive, and therefore died, ending this partition of the story.
a2) Kill yourself with your sword, to the same effect.
b) Explore the strange underground complex.
c) Jump back into the tractor beam
d) Throw your sword into the tractor beam.
e) Take a nap

Steve: magic rocks x6
a) Continue flying east
b) Continue flying, but head south.
c) ditch your hanglider and fall
d) Have a look around.
e) throw a magic rock
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: StraightFlame on December 24, 2009, 09:07:01
I must say that our Hero's name is NOT Steve. He doesn't have a name yet, but it will be something that starts with an M...

Anyways...

Hero action b) He flies randomly, realizing that Lucas is gone forever... And then...

Hero: ''Hey, wait a sec, is it possible to make a paraglider out of 6 talking pebbles?''
Paraglider: ''Oh, in that case...''

Our hero has crashed down into Forest Village. The villagers immeidately noticed he came from Urban City...

Female villager: ''Wat is hier aan de hand? Er viel iemand hier neer! En hij is niet van hier!''
Random male villager: ''Laten we hem maar gewoon verbannen naar het Onbekende Eiland''

The villagers seem to try to banish our hero... To Unknown Island! It seems that he finds some tools there... What could they be used for? Our hero used them to build a...

a) Ship
b) Teleporter
c) Working paraglider
d) Car
e) Pilchards on toast
f) None of the above

Lucas action c) Lucas jumps back into the tractor beam, not realizing that he should have died. The tractor beam got messed up by a PRD (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/388809) (Polarity Reversal Device) and randomly turns into a futuristic cannon that blasted Lucas to Unknown Island...

Hero: ''What in the name of cheese? Lucas, is that you?''
Lucas: ''CaN I PlEaSe HaVe OnE, MoMmY?''
Hero:  :huh:
Lucas: ''Eh? What the heck happened?''
Hero: ''I was about to ask you the same. You fell to death, and then you were flying to Unknown Island. The noise was so loud that it caused an avalanche at Mt. Sugarpeak! Hey, i am currently building something to escape. Wanna help?''

What will Lucas do?

a) Help our hero building the vehicle
b) Look for food
c) Look for water
d) Look for some kind of shelter
e) Enjoy the peaceful Knytt Stories-ish landscape
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: Purple Pineapple on December 24, 2009, 20:09:36
FYI, I was talking about the night sky area in the top left, and Cliche's hideout in the lower right. Whatever.

Hero action a) Ship
What kind of ship? A large ship that will take you across the river? A spaceship that you can use to fly away? Well, it doesn't matter. The hero decides a ship would be helpful in this situation, whatever the kind. He randomly starts putting together pieces of equipment and rock and grass and about anything else that is readily available on the island. At one point in his building frenzy, he accidentally knocked a small piece of rock into the river. It floated down to the bottom, right into the open mouth of a sleeping sea monster. The sea monster begins to gag on the rock, and he eventually upchucks it, along with an extremely convenient power source he ate last week. Back on the beach, our hero feels a tremble behind him. He turns around just in time to see a generator come flying out of the water. It seems to be in perfect condition.

Lucas action d,e)
Lucas looks around, not realizing the fall from being blasted so far ought to have killed him. God must've been looking the other way at the time. Anyway, Lucas sets out in search of shelter. He strolls down the beach, enjoying the lovely scenery and stationary backgrounds. Soon enough, he has gotten too far away from our hero to see him. At that point, he hears a loud rumble and a splash. It appears to have come from the other side of the island.

[Sea monster]
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. KERTHONK! etc. You get the point. The sea monster is now quite awake, from having lost his lunch from two weeks ago. The act of doing so, however, has also made him quite disoriented. Dizzily attempting to make his way up to the shore, the sea monster crashed into the sea shore a few times before drifting to the other side of the island. At that point, he felt a little better and could successfully make his way up to the beach.

[Lucas]
After a few moments of wondering about the sound, Lucas decided it was nothing. He continued along the shore line, enjoing the scenery. Just then, the water began to bubble and a great big head burst out of the water. It was read in colour and roughly twice the size of Lucas's body. And that was just its head. It slowly begins to slip out of the water.

Hero: magic rocks x6
a) Attatch the generator to the ship and try it out.
b) Stare in wonder into the water
c) Go and find Lucas
d) Faint unwillingly

Lucas: +7 ATK sword
a1) run back to our hero by the way you came
a2) Run back to our hero around the other side of the island.
a3) Take a beeline across the island to our hero
b) stay and fight
c) scream to M..
d) Jump into the water
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: StraightFlame on December 24, 2009, 22:26:16
M action a,d)
M: ''So, it could be something useful.  LUCAS, WE'RE READY TO-- *faints*''

Lucas action a) It seems that he's already too late. Lucas gives M a proper burial...

M: ''Hey, what are you doing? I am still alive!''
Lucas: ''Sorry...''
M: ''Well, we're ready to go to...''

a) Cheesy Volcano
b) Soda Lake
c) White Sand Beach
(These are M's actions)

On the way, they encounter a newbie who registered on December 24. His name is Ikus. He seems to have met Firecat. Both groups form a... group. M's group being the Masterfire group and Firecat's group being iKat group... Both groups go separate ways, but they seem most likely to encounter each other on their journey. Masterfire is ready to leave. The villagers at Forest Village, however, try to attack them. Lucas will now...
a) Try to attack the villagers
b) Evade all attacks
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: Purple Pineapple on December 25, 2009, 01:36:30
StraightFlame, I think you're adding a bit too many characters. Not to mention the "To the cave" "To the city" "To the Island" -_-
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: StraightFlame on December 25, 2009, 07:06:13
Nah, iKat goes a separate way... Its just a 'Pokemon' like 'Rival' thingy.
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: SingingSurger on December 25, 2009, 07:13:05
M: B
Lucas:A

M: Everyone arrives at Soda Lake. Everyone there is being terrorized by a ghost named Ste.V. M is shocked, and is confused.

A. Take on Ste.V.
B. Cower in fear.
C. Just go to Cheesy Volcano.

Lucas: Lucas takes on the villagers, yet get trampled by the entire group. He feels sandals, and shoes crushing his face, and he slowly dies. He has one hope.

A. Shout "Pilchards on toast!"
B. Yea, let's shout "Pilchards on Toast!"
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: StraightFlame on December 25, 2009, 07:34:16
M action a)

Suddenly, M sees two paragliders with 'iKat' written on them in big, white letters. One of them dropped a weird gun. One unlike M has ever seen before.
''Maybe i could use this...''
Zip zap zaPOW! Ste-V got vaporized! For now, at least... (yay, this adds to the enemy characters!)

Lucas action a)

But M is not done yet... He seems to hear a strange, but familiar voice with a strange, familiar quote...

''PILCHARDS ON TOAST! PILCHARDS ON TOAST!''

''Pilchards on toast? Pfargtl! Almost forgot about him!''

M swims back to the S.S. Masterfire, to eventually reach Forest Village. He seems to distract the villagers with the 'Cliche Beamgun 3000' so Lucas can escape.

Female villager: ''Een Cliche Straalgeweer 3000?'' Werkt alleen op geesten, hoor.''

Team Masterfire is reunited, and the next thing to do, is...

a) Sleep
b) Continue
c) Have lunch
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: Mochaalatte on December 25, 2009, 17:33:41
c) The team decides to have lunch. Heading over to insert chain restaurant here, they all order a insert generic food here.
They suddenly realize all of the villagers are mobbing after them! Should they:

a) ignore it, and enjoy their meal
b) a-fire-their-lazor at them
c) skip town
d) turn themselves in
e) Tip the cashier magnificently.
 
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: SingingSurger on December 25, 2009, 21:14:06
E:
The team tips the cashier a amazing price of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars. The cashier is crushed under the wieght of the money, and is reduced to a bloody mess. The villagers are even more enraged.

A: Die of Cardiac Arrest.
B: Switch to the storyline from the old topic. You get to see that fairy!  C)p
C: Run
D: Try to fight the villagers.
E: KEEP EASTING
F: Tip the bloody mess even more.
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: Firecat on December 25, 2009, 23:56:58
D+E and a bit of B:
Our hero uses his caniballist power (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=322.msg2697#msg2697) to try to eat the people, the team gets arrested and thrown in jail for manslaughter (Cashier) and caniballism (Other people).What the team will do now?...
A)Try to escape for the jail
B)Nap time!
C)Shout "Pilchards on toast!"
D)Try to see if someone accidentally droped the key to the cell.
2,71828183)Commit suicide
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: StraightFlame on December 26, 2009, 19:46:02
d) The (slightly lolish) team seems to have found a key, and they soon have to fight Ste-V again.

M (HP 500 / MP 150 / OD 50):
a) Attack
b) Magic: Fiah! (50MP)
c) Magic: Lol awesomeness (100 MP)
d) Magic: Soopah Ice (150 MP)
e) Magic: Heal (10 MP)
f) Item: Talking pebbles (6 ammo)
g) Item: Beamgun 3000 (??? ammo)
h) Overdrive: Pride of the M (50 OD)

Lucas (HP 300 / MP 10 / OD 80):
a) Attack
b) Defend
c) Item: +7 ATK sword (N/A ammo)
d) Overdrive: Swordsmaster (30 OD)
e) Overdrive: Healing Pride (10 OD)
f) Overdrive: Summon iKat (50 OD)
g) Beard Crush (hidden attack) (10 MP)
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: SingingSurger on December 26, 2009, 23:17:17
M: C

M used "Lol awesomeness" and the universe colalpses. M is crushed and killed. Ste.V. is crushed and killed too.

Lucas: A

Lucas realizes he doesn't need to attack and escapes the universe to the other lands.

M is out! (lolpwnt)

A: Die from depression
B: Fart
C: Belch
D: Lock the thread (mods onleh!)
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: Firecat on December 27, 2009, 01:23:09
M: C

M used "Lol awesomeness" and the universe colalpses. M is crushed and killed. Ste.V. is crushed and killed too.

Lucas: A

Lucas realizes he doesn't need to attack and escapes the universe to the other lands.

M is out! (lolpwnt)

A: Die from depression
B: Fart
C: Belch
D: Lock the thread (mods onleh!)

Anyways:

A:
Lucas cant hold it anymore,Lucas suicid-

After our hero rescued a guy called Lucas, who seems to be his brother, they both are KO'd. The next thing they remember is that they are inside Waterfall Cave. They escape, and reach Relax Falls. What will they do next?
a) Go into Emerald Hues
b) Go towards Vulcan Vulcano
c) Check inventory
d) Investigate Relax Falls and Waterfall Cave some more
e) Shout 'Pilchards on toast!'
f)Do all what you have done before but what SingingSurger done:



Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: StraightFlame on December 27, 2009, 15:29:54
f) It is time to FFWD to the second Ste-V encounter. However, this time M uses Fiah since he lost 100 MP due to SingingSurger  <_<

Firecat sudenly appears and uses... well... Firecat... attack...

So... Firecat used Firecat Attack and Ste-V is defeated again. 500 years later...
Cliché: ''What do you mean 'failed'? They just GOT to be such a problem!''
Ste-V: ''Maybe you could go back in time (again) to capture them (again)''.
Cliché: ''Nice... i like that idea... Behold!''

Ice bomb 3.0! This world is doomed now! They just need to go back in time again, and... KAPOW!

As M and Lucas don't know abot this, they just...
a) Explore
b) Continue attempting to reach their goal: To get back to Urban City
c) Shout 'Pilchards on toast'
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: victor12 on December 27, 2009, 18:29:57
b)they find a portal with a sign that says "urban city"

a)go in it.
b)DONT go in it.
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: SingingSurger on December 28, 2009, 00:08:19
B:

They don't go in.


They slowly deteriorate. M dies. Again. Lucas runs off. He goes in the city anyway.

You see a sign that says: Even MORE Urban City!
A: Go in
B: DON'T go in.
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: SingingSurger on December 28, 2009, 04:46:35
Ya spammed!
I'll reply to my reply.

B: Lucas screams and goes in anyway. The town is large, and there are people shoving diamonds up beggar's throats. Lucas sees and Arby's. He goes and eats. Suddenly, a loose part of the restaurant comes off, and a truck swerves to avoid it, and crashed into the Arby's. The truck hits Lucas and his jaw is broken, killing him. Lucas's dead corpse falls on a 1up. He comes back, and wizzes on his old dead corpse. He then runs off in search of a better place. Then, he sees villagers. Stalkers.

A: Kill Kat Kora.
B: Kill Bobby Flay.
C: Kill Mario Battali.
D: Revive M so she can help
E: Smile and slowly drift into an endless sleep.
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: StraightFlame on December 28, 2009, 12:38:10
d) The lolz are reviving M somehow, and they get teleported back to their (?) dimension.

They are in jail now... again...

a) Kill SingingSurger
b) Add a rule, so youre not allowed to kill again
c) Ban SingingSurger from this topic
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: Purple Pineapple on December 28, 2009, 20:03:40
b) A rule is tacked up saying that no more killing is allowed. Unfortunately, M really doesn't like that rule. To express her anger, M rips off one of the jail bars and kills every single person in the immediate vicinity. He also kills Lucas an additional five times. Soon enough, the police arrive. They say they are taking them to a higher security prison.

a) Go willingly
b) Become extremely violent
c) Call their bluff.
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: Firecat on December 28, 2009, 20:37:13
B)
M started to become violent, a transform in his true form, a demon  >).
He kill every police and Lucas once more.Nothing will stop him now...

You, Ikus, started to wonder if there its something interesing to do after your friend, Firecat, detroyed Sete-V and later said "Nap time!" and got to sleep. Maybe you could...
A)Watch the TV news
B)Eat something
C)Shout "Pilchards on toast"!
D)Visit Nifflas Support Forum
 
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: StraightFlame on December 29, 2009, 14:50:54
Sorry, but PP's post doesnt count, as well as Firecat's post. They both broke what i think is the most important rule. So, i will reply to my own post...

d) The lolz are reviving M somehow, and they get teleported back to their (?) dimension.

They are in jail now... again...

a) Kill SingingSurger
b) Add a rule, so youre not allowed to kill again
c) Ban SingingSurger from this topic

b) A new rule is added. Now they both are sure SingingSurger's posts will be skipped here. They like that idea, since they both lost 2 lives and HATE endlessly dieing and dieing and dieing each time more painfully. Team iKat got them outta jail somehow. They see a teleporter, however, and they use it. They are now at...

a) Snow Lolplains
b) Deep Sky
c) Land of Nacho
d) Talking pebble storage
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: Purple Pineapple on December 30, 2009, 03:22:14
No ex post facto laws. :P
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: StraightFlame on December 30, 2009, 14:48:24
Who is Ex post facto law?
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: Firecat on December 30, 2009, 18:23:08
Sorry, but PP's post doesnt count, as well as Firecat's post. They both broke what i think is the most important rule. So, i will reply to my own post...

b) A new rule is added. Now they both are sure SingingSurger's posts will be skipped here.
Bassically, you skip us and THEN added the rule to skip us.
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: StraightFlame on December 30, 2009, 19:48:34
Nice, but you put it in reverse order. I added that rule one day before you posted that Madness. After that, i decided the penalty. And you broke a less-important rule 'ere (you can only control M and Lucas). And that quote can be explained by the fact that:

1. I didn't tell when it was added.
2. This is a game. We are trying to play an RPG here.

And, eh... if you prove me wrong, you get a... i unno... Just prove me wrong if it is possible... Plz? I wanna see where and/or if i made a mistake. Beside that, lets just play the RPG this topic was intended for.
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: Purple Pineapple on December 30, 2009, 19:57:41
While it is true that I cannot prove that you added that rule after I posted, you did make the last modification of the first post on December 29 at 20:06:19, while I broke the rule on December 28, 2009, 20:03:40.

It doesn't matter though. The rule has been imposed. Why not just resurrect everyone and get on with the game?
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: StraightFlame on December 30, 2009, 20:05:22
Okay... We were at the part where Masterfire is being teleported...

(shoulda made up the penalty before someone broke the rule... Now i am settled with another problem... What should i give PP? And more important, what would he want?)

P.S. I just got me an archievement: I discovered a Spambot (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=2484.msg27915#msg27915) named aegag. I hope he gets deleted.
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: Purple Pineapple on December 30, 2009, 20:19:05
Okay.. I'll just reply to Firecat.

A) You lay back on the couch and flip on the TV. On the screen, you see a terrible scene unfold before your eyes. Someone whose name begins with M (There is a glare blocking the rest of it) has ripped a bar of the prison, killed a few policemen and then turned into a demon. You think, my that's a bit odd and then turn off the TV and go to sleep.
Sorry about breaking the "You can only control M or Lucas rule :oops:

Lucas: You magically become alive again, just like the other 7 times before M killed you. You then knock him out with something-or-other. M gets sent to a bigger prison and the police let you go.

A) Get as far away as possible.
B) Rescue M
C) Converse with the police
D) Try to de-demonify M.
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: kaizoman666 on December 31, 2009, 03:59:00
Remember to turn off smilies, PP.
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: Purple Pineapple on December 31, 2009, 05:52:21
Whoops. Well actually, I had another smilie in there, so I used the [i][/i] trick.
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: StraightFlame on December 31, 2009, 15:50:24
d) Using a spell i will just de-demonify M... Atleast, that is what Lucas thinks.

...a few seconds later...

Team iKat got them outta jail somehow. They see a teleporter, however, and they use it. They are now at...

a) Snow Lolplains
b) Deep Sky
c) Land of Nacho
d) Talking pebble storage
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: Mochaalatte on January 01, 2010, 07:50:21
C) They happen upon Land of Nacho. Wondering How they can prevent more of their splitting up, they decide to:

a) Glue themselves together with nacho cheese
b) Make a pact to stay together
c) reopen their bag of magic rocksx6.


(P.S. - I'm attempting to make a a slightly easier to read map-that is, unless StraightFlame doesn't want me to)
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: StraightFlame on January 01, 2010, 08:39:26
b/c) They check their inventory again, and take a better look at them. As mentioned before, they are in fact talking pebbles. Aaaaand, they make a pact. Does that mean like in the DS game The World Ends With You? We will never know... They seem to bring the talking pebbles back to the Holy Land. After that, they realize the Holy Land is floating somewhere between the Map Limit area and the Deep Sky area. Why didn't StraightFlame put it there? Their best bet is...
a) Bimbus 3000
b) Teleporter
c) Whatever they can get
d) To throw the magic rocks into the Cheesy Volcano (Warning! It will erupt!)

(P.S. Myeh. Mochaalatte, you are completely allowed to do that. Sorry that it is unreadable but i use all i can to make it a JPEG. Aaaand i can't do anything but that MSPaint thing. Please keep in mind that the sky area is called Deep Sky and the outer space area is called Map Limit)
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: kaizoman666 on January 01, 2010, 16:50:43

Sorry that it is unreadable but i use all i can to make it a JPEG.

Make in a PNG. Those are usually easier to read and less blurry.
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: StraightFlame on January 01, 2010, 18:22:15
D'aww... Are you saying that i could have-- *facepalm* Crud!
Screw JPEG!
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: SingingSurger on February 22, 2010, 01:50:06
[imghttp://www.themistermen.co.uk/images/mr_bump.jpg[/img]

D

The rocks slowly descend into eternal doom. they remember their times in the great bag. The wonderful people they met. The laughs, and happin- BOOM! They land in the volcano, and it erupts.

A Fart
B Fart
C Fart
D Yea... Let's fart
E >=C
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: LimeLemon on February 22, 2010, 02:06:31
phail
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: Purple Pineapple on February 22, 2010, 04:25:04
B) Fart

Now what on earth possessed you to do that? They are burned alive, and their flash is instantly destroyed. They are torn to bits in incredibly agony.

A) Die
B) Die
C) Die
D) Yeah, let's die
E) Never bump dead forumgames ever again
F) Commit suicide by going back in time and landing in a volcano
G) Pretend like there's anything to do but die.
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: SingingSurger on February 23, 2010, 00:20:33
G

You just sit there like a f*cking b*tch.
You die anyway.

You is in the soulland!

A: Have a great time and lock this thread because it's dead
B: TELL MY BROTHER TO STOP YELLING THE WORD F*CK!
C: Laugh at all the noobs who died and were sent here
D: Go back to earth.
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: StraightFlame on February 24, 2010, 14:21:00
D: Back on earth and you seem to be in the Holy Land.

a) Look for s'more of those rocks
b) Kill everyone
c) Summon Ste-V
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: Strongbad on April 12, 2010, 01:33:18
C

Ste-V arivves. Suddenly, he transforms into Ste-VVVVVV.

A question the reference
B Run away screaming
C Get the reference
Title: Re: New Choose your own Adventure
Post by: StraightFlame on April 12, 2010, 08:35:06
A: You (and StraightFlame) question the reference... and how it's possible Ste-V can live while the CV is erupting! That's why you summoned him in the first place, he'd die ;)

Anyways, you see a teleporter. It seems to be possible to teleport to:

(yes, these are the actions)
A: Cave of the Raining Rivers
B: Building of the Money Spending
C: Sky of the Cloudy Blue
D: Island of the Look Out
E: Lab of the Crazy Prof.

...those seem familiar... and that is supposed to, since you are required to stay on the map (if there are no plot twists)... You take a peek at the map again, and wonder what the teleporter can teleport you to...