Can I wish for unlimited wishes? No? Aww, well... I'll use my first wish on some cake!
Also, another reason is that, in true Nifflas style, it's so serene, and relaxing, even when wading through fields of poison flowers
that you could almost fall asleep playing it. That is, if it wasn't so gripping at the same time.
Anyway, it's 3:30am, and I'm up early tomorrow. Sleepy time for me!
-The SprünkelBox (Device Solver)
-The R-Type Almost Pi truck in the first cutscene
-The WaDF reference (Underwater Lab) in the second cutscene
-All the other references to your previous games
A - A game is never enough unless you have the full version
B - Buy Saira, and you can unlock all the stuff you couldn't do before
C - Cool stuff (I don't know what, 'cause I didn't try very much of the demo) will be unlocked.
D - Don't buy Saira, and you'll spend the rest of your life tortured by temptation
E - Everyone's doing it.
F - For only $17. It's a bargain.
G - Games are better when they're made by Nifflas.
H - Happy Tom doesn't like people who don't buy Saira.
I - In 2015, Saira will save the world.
J - Just because.
K - Kill time with Saira that you could be spending on procrastinating for that big test tomorrow.
L - Ligers play Saira. You do want to be a like AL, don't you?
M - Millions of people worldwide are playing Saira at this very moment.
N - Nifflas will ban you if you don't.
O - Ohmygoditssairayouhavetobuyitlololol
P - People who haven't bought Saira have smaller life spans.
Q - Question why you'd buy Saira, and the FAQ police come after you.
R - Really? You need 18 reasons to buy Saira? Alrighty then:
S - Statistically, people who buy Saira live long happy lives and die in their sleep. They also have very shiny hair.
T - Those who don't buy Saira are sent off to the coal mines, where they die after being slowly crushed by a cave-in.
U - U need this game.
V - Vacuum owners who didn't buy Saira have been known to suddenly disappear, while their vacuum bag gets a lot bigger.
W - Why not? I mean come on. See F.
X - Xmas. U need 2 give ur baby sis a Xmas presnt, rite?
Y - Yama Yama Yo got da yup on y'all's yaks and is gonna yaremp you up tunite, kapish?
Z - ZZZZZZZZZZZZ You fell asleep reading this?! Why I oughta yump you up in the yab.
1- Because this game is awexmoe! :awsum:
2- See 1.
3- See 2.
4- Etc.
test.bat:
1 @echo off
2 :FIRSTLINE
3 ECHO Because this game is awexmoe!
4 GOTO FIRSTLINE
5 ?????
6 PROFIT!
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