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Title: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on August 29, 2009, 07:23:26
Alright. Here are the rules of the game:
Spoiler: Old (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: New (click to show/hide)
Dead may perform actions as well. You win when you are the last one standing. I will mod kill if necessary. Just saying so right now.

Right then. Sign up by posting an action. For 24 hours, spots are reserved for Dataflashsabot, Mathexpert, Firecat, NESgamer190, LimeLemon, and Bored2death.

Everyone starts out lying facedown in a courtyard.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Bored2death on August 29, 2009, 08:01:04
I create a shielding device that can protect me from any type of attack (for one time to be fair)
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Yonowaaru on August 29, 2009, 11:15:37
Where are we acutally located?
Anyways, I make it so that we are on top of a flat church.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: LPChip on August 29, 2009, 13:51:44
Can I assume the old game is dead then?
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Firecat on August 29, 2009, 14:57:12
I learn how to make pyrokinesis
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: NESgamer190 on August 29, 2009, 14:59:06
Hmm...  what to do?
*Attempts to make a shield that doubles as a hang glider*
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: LimeLemon on August 29, 2009, 16:09:10
I look around to see if I find something useful.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Mathexpert on August 29, 2009, 19:05:17
I learn how to make silly putty from thin air.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on August 29, 2009, 19:30:10
Where are we acutally located?
*facepalm* You're all lying facedown in a courtyard.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Yonowaaru on August 29, 2009, 20:15:55
*Facepalm*....
Anyways, my action still proceeds.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Dataflashsabot on August 29, 2009, 20:36:26
I create a bubble that protects me from any danger at all, but I cannot preform any action outside of the bubble (which is 6 meters in diameter). As soon as I post an action involving something outside of the bubble, the bubble is destroyed.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on August 29, 2009, 21:52:07
@Dataflashsabot: Please re-word that. Right now it could be taken as 5 actions.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Dataflashsabot on August 29, 2009, 22:04:30
I create a bubble 6 meters in diameter, which protects me from any danger at all, with the restriction (to make it fair, and to prevent too horrific a backfire) that while the bubble is active (presumably indefinitely), I am no longer able to preform any action that would have consequences outside of the bubble.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: minmay on August 29, 2009, 23:01:50
I carefully inspect the plant life in the courtyard.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: NESgamer190 on August 31, 2009, 21:01:31
Forgive me for bumping, but will there be any results coming in any time soon?
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 01, 2009, 01:53:34
I was hoping for a few more players than 8, but ok. Backfires are now in italics.

Bored2death
(4)(1 of 3):
A small shielding bubble appears above you. Unfortunately, It's above, not around you. It falls on your back, and rolls a few feet.
Yonowaaru
(4)(1 of 1):
You successfully transport the population on top of a small cathedral.. and then you all roll off the sides. Fortunately, you are unharmed, but everyone is now lying face down in an alleyway close to the courtyard.
Firecat
(6)(2 of 3):
You somehow manage to learn pyrokinesis. You notice a small number of sparks crackling from your fingertips. As you bend down to inspect this, your hair catches on fire.
NESgamer190
(6)(2 of 3):
You strain your mind, concentrating on creating a shield/hang glider. Before long you notice a bubble beginning to form around your hands. You give it a great oopmh of strength, and it expands, engulfing you and Mathexpert. Although you have compete control over it, it is wedged in between the church and another building.
LimeLemon
(3)(4 of 1):
You look around. There's some rubble from the church's roof, a wagon full of hay which you landed in, and it appears Mathexpert just created a marble.
Mathexpert
(2)(6 of 1):
A small hardened ball, roughly the size of a marble, of silly putty appears.
Dataflashsabot
(3)(3 of 3):
Oh, you create a bubble alright. An impenetrable bubble. One you can't get out of. To make things worse, it appears to be only 6 feet in diameter.
minmay
(3)(5 of 1):
Through the opening of the alley way, you can see a window box of flowers. Maybe a 50-50 mixture of geraniums and daisies. There's a bit of grass growing between the stones as well.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: NESgamer190 on September 01, 2009, 02:34:59
Hmm...  Although I got a hang gliding shield out, it seems to be stuck.
First things first however...  since I am face down on the ground...  *proceed to get into a crouching position*
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Bored2death on September 01, 2009, 02:40:06
I wrap the shield I made around me.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: minmay on September 01, 2009, 02:53:06
I eat some of the grass, mooing occasionally.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Yonowaaru on September 01, 2009, 08:16:50
I said flat church, didn't I?
Oh well, I'll just summon a thunderstorm...
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: LimeLemon on September 01, 2009, 09:12:02
I teleport myself to inside one of the bubbles.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Firecat on September 01, 2009, 14:26:11
I trow the fire of my hair at the people
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Dataflashsabot on September 01, 2009, 14:56:36
I levitate, bubble rising with me (of course), into the clouds. (And only to the clouds, I don't want to go into space.)
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 02, 2009, 01:06:48
I said flat church, didn't I?
Yes, but you got a 4 and a backfire.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Mathexpert on September 02, 2009, 03:33:52
I make 10000 more silly puttys.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 02, 2009, 06:25:52
Bored2death
(4)(5 of 2):
You proceed to wrap the shield around yourself. It works for the most part, but you must hold it in place.
Yonowaaru
(2)(5 of 4):
The sun comes up, and brings new warmth to everyone.
Firecat
(4)(4 of 3):
You start throwing fire like a madman. It fizzles out relatively quickly. You have reduced the flames, but you hair is still on fire.
NESgamer190
(5)(4 of 2):
Using your hands, you skillfully push yourself up into a crouch.
LimeLemon
(2)(5 of 3):
By concentrating really hard, you manage to move a few feet away from everyone's bubbles.
Mathexpert
(5)(4 of 3):
You can feel the power surging through your body. With a snap of your fingers, NES's bubble fills with silly putty. You are now both pressed up against the sides.
Dataflashsabot
(4)(1 of 4):
Up and up you go! You manage to make at least 100 feet. But what comes up must come.. You have one turn to stop your free-fall.
minmay
(5)(6 of 1):
You bend down and start eating at the cobblestones. Every once in a while, you will look up, clear you throat, and produce a perfect, "MOOOOOOO!"

Roll to dodge Firecat's fire:
Bored2death (2): The fire manages to catch on a loose shoelace. Your right foot is on fire.
Yonowaaru (3): The fire fizzles out a mere inches from your face.
Firecat (4): Having thrown the fire, you are unaffected.
NESgamer190 (N/A): You are inside a protective bubble, now full of silly putty.
LimeLemon (3): You manage to stamp out some sparks drawing close to you.
Mathexpert (N/A): You are in the silly putty party bubble with Mathexpert.
Dataflashsabot (N/A): You are 100 feet above everyone's heads.
minmay (6): Standing up on your hind legs, you take a great breath of air and launch your cud. It sails through the air and extinguishes the fire before it's anywhere near you. You return to eating.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Bored2death on September 02, 2009, 07:11:28
I throw my burning shoe at the closest person.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Dataflashsabot on September 02, 2009, 09:23:15
I magic a trampoline directly below me.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: LimeLemon on September 02, 2009, 10:13:04
I make it rain moogles.

Also:
I magic a trampoline directly below me.
WTF- BOOOM
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: NESgamer190 on September 02, 2009, 14:57:45
Now that my sphere gets all putty'd, and that saved me from fire, I suppose it's safe to drain the sphere.
*Attaches a faucet to the bubble to drain the putty*
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: minmay on September 02, 2009, 16:49:06
I attempt to determine whether or not I am wearing clothes.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Mathexpert on September 03, 2009, 00:10:28
Mathexpert (N/A): You are in the silly putty party bubble with Mathexpert.
huh? :huh:

EDIT: just in time!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTcIgu1o6N0&feature=sub

(the vid. is new)
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Firecat on September 03, 2009, 00:35:56
i create a rainy cloud over me
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 03, 2009, 01:06:03
Mathexpert (N/A): You are in the silly putty party bubble with Mathexpert.
huh? :huh:
*facepalm* NES.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Yonowaaru on September 04, 2009, 15:17:11
I summon Raocow who talks random things.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Mathexpert on September 05, 2009, 21:28:10
I try to kill NES by punching him repeatedly.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 06, 2009, 04:41:26
Bored2death
(3) (1 of 3):
You give your shoe a gentle toss at someone. It lands a few feet away and the ground around you catches on fire.
Yonowaaru
(1) (2 of 1):
No matter how hard you strain yourself no raocow appears.
Firecat
(4) (3 of 1):
A small raincloud appears over your head and puts out the fire.
NESgamer190
(4) (6 of 2):
An enormous lake of silly putty appears on the ground. The bubble is empty. Note: You may not submit an action next turn.
LimeLemon
(1) (4 of 3):
A cat falls from the sky and explodes on the ground.
Mathexpert
(4) (3 of 4):
NES has lost consciousness, and is dying fast. All the beating has tired you out, however and you begin feeling weaker. Roll change: -1
Dataflashsabot
(4) (5 of 2):
Because the trampoline is magic, it doesn't break. It simply bounces you back up maybe 60 feet.
minmay
(2) (3 of 1):
You attempt to determine whether or not you're wearing clothes by rubbing your body against the ground. It appears you have no shirt.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: LimeLemon on September 06, 2009, 14:42:49
I divide by zero (prepares for disaster).
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: NESgamer190 on September 06, 2009, 17:05:51
Just to avoid a potential shawnachuian (patent is pending) mishap in forgetting the unconscious, I'm posting that I'm knocked down, but not quite out yet.
(No action due to mathexpert's cruelty to me with unconsciousness)
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Dataflashsabot on September 06, 2009, 17:24:58
I do nothing, allowing me and the bubble to fall onto the trampoline again. This should put me to around 20 feet I'm guessing,
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Mathexpert on September 06, 2009, 19:49:45
(No action due to mathexpert's cruelty to me with unconsciousness)
sorry  :P2
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: minmay on September 06, 2009, 22:22:01
I attempt to move the trampoline away from its current location.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 07, 2009, 19:32:24
*inactives prodded*
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Bored2death on September 07, 2009, 19:55:49
I order the devil to put out all fire from this planet.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Yonowaaru on September 07, 2009, 20:27:49
Not being able to produce raocow, I try to produce a giant cow..
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Mathexpert on September 08, 2009, 03:02:49
I eat some silly putty, therefor giving my strength back. (prepares for bad results) :P
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Firecat on September 08, 2009, 17:51:39
i stop bored2death from do something
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 09, 2009, 06:14:43
Bored2death:
(4) (4 of 3)
Poof. The fire fizzles out from everywhere but the devil's realm.
Yonowaaru:
(3) (4 of 3)
Concentrate. Concentrate! KABLAM! A cow appears in a blue puff of smoke.
Firecat:
(2) (5 of 2)
You leap on the nearest bit of fire in an attempt to fuel it. It disappears shortly.
LimeLemon:
(4) (6 of 5)
Because you submitted two actions, I've decided to only count your "prepares for disaster." You whip out your handy-dandy armageddon calculator! 1.. /.. 0.. =..  BOOM! The world around you begins to spin violently. Cracks appear in the Earth's crust revealing a molten lake of lava. Acid rain, earthquakes, and other catastrophes take place all at the same time. Now you've done it.
Mathexpert:
(4 - 1) (2 of 2)
You eat some silly putty. It tastes awful. You begin to feel nauseous.
Dataflashsabot:
(1) (6 of 0)
You do absolutely EVERYthing, thrashing around wildly in your bubble. Not much hppens. The trampoline rebounds it back up 20 to 30 feet.
minmay:
(1) (6 of 4)
You cement the trampoline to the ground.


Roll to dodge division by 0:

Bored2death (4): You watch as the ground around you crumbles. You skillfully climb the church and land on the other side.
Yonowaaru (4): You push your cow over, and use it as a shield.
Firecat (5): You enlarge your raincloud until it can counteract the effects of LimeLemon's stupidity.
NESgamer190 (5): You and Mathexpert skillfully hamster-wheel the bubble to a safe location.
LimeLemon (2): The cracks in the ground seem to radiate from yourself. Soon enough, the ground underneath you explodes, and you land on a ledge 5 meters down, 5 meters from the lava.
Mathexpert (6): You and NESgamer190 skillfully hamster-wheel the bubble to a safe location.
Dataflashsabot (6): Your crazed thrashing seems to steer your bubble clear of any and all projectiles. You manage to save the trampoline as well.
minmay (5): You leap across a stream of magma, dodging the acid rain.

*Armageddon will last three more turns.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: NESgamer190 on September 09, 2009, 21:24:25
Now that I am back in action, I suppose there's only one thing to do...
*attempts to discover a cure to the armageddon*  (Probably spelled wrong, but I'm lazy.)
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: minmay on September 09, 2009, 22:59:11
I invoke my ancient cow shaman powers to levitate both myself and Yonowaaru's cow six feet off the ground.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Bored2death on September 10, 2009, 01:14:11
I put myself in a cryogenic tank with a timer for two turns later (will protect me, but will disable turns)
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Firecat on September 10, 2009, 01:47:04
upgrade the cloud into a flying platform
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: LimeLemon on September 10, 2009, 07:23:53
Because I divided by zero, no physical laws are real anymore. So I fly up.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Dataflashsabot on September 10, 2009, 09:30:01
I again do nothing, allowing myself to fall back to the trampoline.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Mathexpert on September 11, 2009, 00:08:15
I cook the cow Yonowaaru made to make steak! :D
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Yonowaaru on September 11, 2009, 08:14:43
I push a nearby boulder from the hill, so it may sqash.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 12, 2009, 01:55:39
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Spoiler: roll to dodge (click to show/hide)

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Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Mathexpert on September 12, 2009, 01:59:20
I eat some steak, which makes me feel no more nauseous.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: NESgamer190 on September 12, 2009, 02:19:12
*spiritual sweat bead comes from forehead as his face grows red in embarassment*
Well I heard of headshots, but from a pebble?  X(
Something tells me spirits aren't able to cause havoc, but I'm just double checking...
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Bored2death on September 12, 2009, 02:23:01
I make my shield stronger.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Dataflashsabot on September 12, 2009, 10:23:54
I use my heavenly powers to make it rain. Heavily.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Yonowaaru on September 12, 2009, 16:07:37
I produce an anti-steak chemical that will make the stake dissolve.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 12, 2009, 16:44:06
Something tells me spirits aren't able to cause havoc, but I'm just double checking...
Spirits can't win. Actions are still fine.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: minmay on September 12, 2009, 17:53:39
I invoke my ancient geek powers to attempt to summon something out of a fantasy-themed tabletop game that would be able to fly.*  Or a Feather Fall spell.

*Preferably not a dragon, because that sounds like it would be really, really dangerous.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: NESgamer190 on September 12, 2009, 19:31:22
Understood Purple Pineapple...
The worshippers of pebbles have invoked my wrath!
*attempts to rain down boulders the size of siam upon the earth*
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Firecat on September 12, 2009, 20:30:55
Firecat (1): A lightning bolt seeks out the only metallic thing around: you hover platform. It fires you alive once you touch the ground. You are dead.
Firecat: 2 You fiddle with your vine-shooting gun while an enormous bolt of lightning crashes from the heavens. The shock runs through your body and fully paralyzes you. You are dead.
Seems that i tend to die from electrocution  :P.

Okay... i trow a meteor to LimeLemon for killng me(in a indirect way)
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: LimeLemon on September 13, 2009, 01:43:20
I try to land on something soft and/or bouncy.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 13, 2009, 02:36:06
Spoiler: Actions (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Roll to dodge (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Summary (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Firecat on September 13, 2009, 03:00:53
i make a fleet of a angry alien race spaceships to attack everyone alive  C)
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: NESgamer190 on September 13, 2009, 03:55:19
I hope you all liked the socks...
*rains action 52 game cartridges for the NES on to the world to try and prolong the armageddon*
I shall not be left without blood upon my hand beside my own.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Bored2death on September 13, 2009, 04:08:37
I teleport to the garden of eden.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Yonowaaru on September 13, 2009, 11:04:55
Wait a second, how can I trip when I am under a cow?
Anyways, I aquire an protecting Morphball.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: LimeLemon on September 13, 2009, 11:57:27
Feel my wrath! I throw a giant atomic bomb down on them.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Dataflashsabot on September 13, 2009, 12:22:34
I cause the entire world to soak with lava 1cm deep. Just enough to burn everybody's shoes and generally annoy and inconvenience.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Mathexpert on September 13, 2009, 18:58:55
I bombard Yonowaaru with lava soaked balls of silly putty.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: minmay on September 13, 2009, 19:27:16
I find the nearest bar in the afterlife, and start chatting up recently departed chicks.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 13, 2009, 20:20:29
Spoiler: Actions (click to show/hide)

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Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: LimeLemon on September 13, 2009, 20:42:45
I summon a lightning storm.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Dataflashsabot on September 13, 2009, 20:56:27
I command a random ghost* to hover spookily beside Mathexpert and whisper in his ear, 'pi is exactly three!' before fading to nothingness.

* As a heavenly being, I have a good few ghosts at my disposal.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: minmay on September 13, 2009, 21:08:24
I start telling really, really bad and overused jokes to any nearby spirits.  Or souls.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Bored2death on September 13, 2009, 21:17:33
I run far, far away from cranky old Aden :P
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Firecat on September 14, 2009, 01:28:27
i summon a C4 inside Bored2Death shield
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: NESgamer190 on September 14, 2009, 02:36:23
Dang...
Looks like I'm going to have to summon something devastating...
*Summons a cybernetic demon to shoot rockets at everyone*
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Mathexpert on September 14, 2009, 03:13:32
Wait, then how did lava go into my bubble?
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 15, 2009, 01:26:09
Pardon?
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Bored2death on September 15, 2009, 01:29:23
Mathexpert:
(2) (1 of 3)
From within your lava-filled bubble,
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 15, 2009, 01:33:08
The lava went in because there was a hole in the bubble (thanks to NES) and you rolled a 1 on the roll to dodge two turns ago.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Bored2death on September 17, 2009, 06:07:34
So... can we get this game moving again?
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: LimeLemon on September 17, 2009, 09:40:43
Not until Mathexpert posts an action. I think. Cuz PP could make him do nothing and go on with the game. And stuff. Blah. X)
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 18, 2009, 01:13:25
Mathexpert has been prodded, and it should be noted that a huge lightning bolt is coming out of the sky and will hit him in 48 hours if doesn't submit an action.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: minmay on September 18, 2009, 02:33:53
That is one slow (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001636) lightning bolt (http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=4&p=001541).
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Mathexpert on September 18, 2009, 02:40:54
I ram myself (and the bubble) into Yonowaaru.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 18, 2009, 04:17:18
Spoiler: Actions (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Roll to dodge (click to show/hide)

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Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: LimeLemon on September 18, 2009, 08:44:05
...why did the dead dodge? I mean, we are already dead.
But I guess you did it for the lulz.
Oh, and I smash a random player alive with a banhammer.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Yonowaaru on September 18, 2009, 13:54:14
IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAH!
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: minmay on September 18, 2009, 15:52:35
Begin comtemplating the meaning of Death.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Dataflashsabot on September 18, 2009, 16:00:05
I flood the entire world with water to an even depth of 1 meter. Just enough to annoy everybody and impede movement.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 18, 2009, 16:03:28
...why did the dead dodge? I mean, we are already dead.
*Summons a cybernetic demon to shoot rockets at everyone*
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Firecat on September 18, 2009, 18:07:55
I  deactivate every shield in the world
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Bored2death on September 18, 2009, 18:24:38
I lead Aden right into the path of the lasers, and Aden gets mad at Yonowaaru.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: NESgamer190 on September 18, 2009, 21:13:00
Overkill summon, but he wound up with foam rockets...  I'm going to have to fix that...  :(
*proceeds to send an upgrade to his cybernetic demon's rocket launcher to shoot REAL rockets, and not the foam versions*
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Mathexpert on September 19, 2009, 00:16:09
I teleport my silly putty into Yonowaaru's bubble.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 19, 2009, 01:07:54
I lead Aden right into the path of the lasers, and Aden gets mad at Yonowaaru.
One action, please.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Bored2death on September 19, 2009, 02:10:02
I make Aden mad at Yonowaaru.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 19, 2009, 07:30:44
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Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Yonowaaru on September 19, 2009, 08:05:55
Ah, damnit....
I'll just summon acid rain, to end all this.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Dataflashsabot on September 19, 2009, 09:29:04
I release a deadly evil killer shark into the water.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: NESgamer190 on September 19, 2009, 15:09:14
Ehh...  I knew he was strong, but primitive?  I guess I have to do EVERYTHING for this big lug in getting better arament.
*applies the upgrade chip to the launcher arm*
Don't worry cy...  Now you'll wreck the fools...
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: LimeLemon on September 19, 2009, 16:52:45
Lightning bolt goes into water! :crazy:
(Yes that was an action.)
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Bored2death on September 19, 2009, 17:01:50
I try to warp to a nice, dry, sunny location.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: minmay on September 19, 2009, 17:17:51
I realize that Purple Pineapple doesn't know what "surname (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surname)" means.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 19, 2009, 19:06:49
Is that your action?
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: minmay on September 19, 2009, 20:13:16
Yes.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Mathexpert on September 19, 2009, 20:40:24
I drink 7up.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Firecat on September 21, 2009, 03:45:16
i use my now ghostly pyrokinesis in some alive user*

*using random roll
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 21, 2009, 03:54:30
Expect results in an hour or two.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 21, 2009, 06:20:51
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Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: LimeLemon on September 21, 2009, 09:40:45
I tell a joke so bad that some people may die of facepalming too hard.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Yonowaaru on September 21, 2009, 15:16:25
You seriously don't know what a surname is? Huh?
Anyways, I grow a protective cage of vines with my green fingers..
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: NESgamer190 on September 21, 2009, 20:53:48
ugh...  I should've known better than to utilize the cyberdemon method...
One thing left to do...  Cause Armageddon II: the rematch!
*tries to make the moon into a giant missile capable of splintering earth into bits*
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Firecat on September 21, 2009, 21:40:58
Hmmm... maybe the hit twisted my mind but... I make gigant trees and vegetables fall from the sky crushing anything below them
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Dataflashsabot on September 21, 2009, 21:54:48
I tell a clan of elite ninjas to go kill a random alive player.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: minmay on September 21, 2009, 23:29:00
I fill the universe with whipped cream.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Bored2death on September 22, 2009, 01:16:17
I attempt to make a shield out of the mud around me.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 22, 2009, 02:17:29
You seriously don't know what a surname is? Huh?
I did.. until you rolled a 4.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Mathexpert on September 22, 2009, 02:48:46
I pretend I am the purple ball from WADF.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 23, 2009, 01:27:07
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Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Mathexpert on September 23, 2009, 01:59:24
I make Bored2Death emote  :shifty: so much that his eyes fall out.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: NESgamer190 on September 23, 2009, 02:44:52
Grr...  another mishap...
*plants a zombifed parasite into the earth's atmosphere to try and create a zombie apocalypse*!
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Bored2death on September 23, 2009, 05:40:05
I make an air hole in the mud.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Dataflashsabot on September 23, 2009, 10:23:40
I spawn a waterproof time bomb in the water, set to explode in a few seconds.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Bored2death on September 23, 2009, 15:31:58
AACK!
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Yonowaaru on September 23, 2009, 16:14:25
I start to hover using the F.L.U.D.D.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Firecat on September 23, 2009, 18:40:42
i eat someone brain (hmmm...brains... :nuts:)
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: LimeLemon on September 23, 2009, 21:48:06
I set everything on fire! Even the water!
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: minmay on September 25, 2009, 02:17:30
I perform an action that is, without question, wholly inane and ridiculous, not worthy of even being mentioned.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 25, 2009, 04:19:02
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Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Mathexpert on September 25, 2009, 04:30:01
why did you block some of the post with "*****"?
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 25, 2009, 05:19:36
I perform an action that is, without question, wholly inane and ridiculous, not worthy of even being mentioned.
What else was I supposed to do with an action like that?
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: NESgamer190 on September 25, 2009, 21:20:24
I simply can NOT tolerate these asteriks!
*tries to make the non-zombified survivors beep in a fashion that attracts zombies*
What other way could I stimulate the zombies to kill?
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Dataflashsabot on September 25, 2009, 21:41:12
I alter NESgamer190's brain to make him hear a voice saying 'asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk' over and over again.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Firecat on September 25, 2009, 22:00:30
i bite yonowaru
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: LimeLemon on September 26, 2009, 01:51:47
I hate how all my actions have backfired/failed since I died.
Also, because I made the world a winter land shouldn't the water have frozen? Shouldn't everyone be stuck in one meter thick ice?
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Mathexpert on September 26, 2009, 01:54:44
I teleport out of my bubble/shield.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 26, 2009, 02:39:12
Also, because I made the world a winter land shouldn't the water have frozen? Shouldn't everyone be stuck in one meter thick ice?
Will everyone stop mentioning the water? It's whipped cream now, ok?

I teleport out of my bubble/shield.
Firecat destoryed all bubbles/shields.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: minmay on September 26, 2009, 19:24:23
I begin eating ethereal pie.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Mathexpert on September 26, 2009, 19:36:56
Okai, then I will bombard Yonowaaru with silly putty.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 26, 2009, 20:08:21
@Bored2death: You're dead, btw. Not unconscious.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: LimeLemon on September 26, 2009, 23:15:27
Also, because I made the world a winter land shouldn't the water have frozen? Shouldn't everyone be stuck in one meter thick ice?
Will everyone stop mentioning the water? It's whipped cream now, ok?
Oh. That's right.

Well, then... I make a monster out of the whipped cream! :crazy:
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Bored2death on September 27, 2009, 02:25:23
I am aware that I am dead. I jump into the River Lethe in the Underworld (which makes one forget all the details of their current life and be reborn)
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Yonowaaru on September 27, 2009, 11:45:08
I summon Cerberus, the three-headed dog.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 27, 2009, 22:58:59
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Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Bored2death on September 28, 2009, 00:26:36
Well, I got third place at least... *runs from rover lethe for all eternity, then goes into the underworld and jumps into the river lethe correctly this time*

Oh, yeah, and I'll host the next one. There will be some... interesting things in it. Give me a little while, and by tomorrow there SHOULD be a new topic about it. Feel free to state your interest here, though, or pm me.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 28, 2009, 01:14:36
Oh, yeah, and I'll host the next one. There will be some... interesting things in it. Give me a little while, and by tomorrow there SHOULD be a new topic about it. Feel free to state your interest here, though, or pm me.
Apapapup. Not until I hand out the awards.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Bored2death on September 28, 2009, 02:19:59
 :P My bad!!!! I'll wait for his royal highness, the great PP, to hand out his noble and esteemed rewards before we continue on to a new game.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: NESgamer190 on September 28, 2009, 03:22:22
Guess I earned the "useless" award for basically failing to do anything to help or hinder.
It's a surprise nobody lived to tell the tale.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 28, 2009, 03:32:29
It's a surprise nobody lived to tell the tale.
Wait for it..
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Bored2death on September 28, 2009, 03:39:21
I probably earned the "world's largest dunce" award for some of my silly actions.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Yonowaaru on September 28, 2009, 16:07:46
Yay, shared first!
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Mathexpert on September 28, 2009, 21:23:02
.....any time now pineapple....
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on September 29, 2009, 01:15:29
Spoiler: Drum roll (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Awards (click to show/hide)
(I haven't made the awards yet because I went swimming last night and my eyes were too chlorinated to finish them. I'll get to work right away.)
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: LimeLemon on September 29, 2009, 08:56:37
Yay, award get! 8D
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Yonowaaru on September 29, 2009, 16:22:26
YAY, still shared 1st! xD.
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Mathexpert on September 30, 2009, 00:21:10
YAY, still shared 1st! xD.
Ditto! XD
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Yonowaaru on September 30, 2009, 07:35:15
Isn't it Dito, or did you actually mean the Pokemon...?
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Mathexpert on September 30, 2009, 19:43:28
both :P
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on October 01, 2009, 01:05:43
Well, a bit rushed, but here they are:


Spoiler: Most cruel (LimeLemon) (click to show/hide)
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Bored2death on October 01, 2009, 02:08:14
These are a lot better than I could probably do in a rush...
Also, I guess I'll set up a discussion topic for DWYW Part 2: Luck goes haywire...
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Mathexpert on October 03, 2009, 06:09:43
Nice trophies. Thanks PP! (just noticed, it sounds kind of weird when you say pp out loud :P) The trophies are pretty good, but I really like the animated emote. :)
Title: Re: [DWYW clone] Irony
Post by: Purple Pineapple on October 03, 2009, 06:56:53
Thanks! Of course having made them myself, I'm noticing everything that's wrong. (You can barely see the shading on the trophies, for instance. X))