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Forum Games / Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« on: March 05, 2024, 02:39:04 »
Granted. Object templates and lua scripts exist for all standard KS objects in KS Extended. However, after a terrifying near-miss incident with your umbrella later that week it becomes apparent that the customisations made also apply to all real-world counterparts of standard objects.

I wish my employers' enterprise security whitelist didn't block nifflas.lp1.nl

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thanks for your adminning lpchip <3

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Forum Games / Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« on: July 24, 2023, 00:54:20 »
Granted. Ish…? The wish was ambiguously worded so i couldn’t interpret if you wanted a fish (non-squishing type) on a dish which itself could be squished, or a fish (squishing type) on a normal non-squishing dish, or, even both fish and dish to be squishable, so just to be on the safe side i made you a goat in a boat you can tote—with difficulty—both are concrete, to avoid the whole ‘squish’ dilemma.

I wish playground equipment came in adult sizes

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Knytt Stories - Custom Content / Re: Iasthai tilesets
« on: July 24, 2023, 00:39:07 »
I love those silhouetted trees

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Knytt Stories / Re: Knytt Stories dreams
« on: July 03, 2023, 04:12:56 »
not a KS dream specifically but i dreamed Nifflas was tweeting about the design of a puzzle in a project he was collaborating on. at one point the player is quarantined after exposure to mould spores and to progress they have to choose between taking one long bath or seven short showers, but if you're paying attention you've hopefully noticed the spores react to ingame music so you can bypass the whole sequence by choosing 'shower' then singing in the shower

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Collaborations / check-in and affirmation thread
« on: June 30, 2023, 11:19:31 »
this might be a silly idea or the wrong section. (i thought about putting this in forum games but it feels a bit too earnest for there) but...
it seems like a good time just to ask how everyone's doing, and say that even if the answer's 'not good', that's ok.

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Forum Games / Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« on: February 24, 2023, 00:58:59 »
Granted. Plus, due to some extremely conscientious work by the wish-granter, alternative natural processes are developed to replace rain, meaning its cessation doesn't have apocalyptic consequences for all life. Unfortunately as it no longer rains, Juni no longer needs an umbrella either and discards it, rendering most KS levels unplayable.
Spoiler: (click to show/hide)

I wish I could figure out how spoiler tags worked.
Edit: ok, looks like they work out-of-the-box even if the preview doesn't render them as working. i'm not changing my wish though - at time of posting it was legitimate.

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of course, the shoes and gloves would have been literal shoes and gloves! Shudder to imagine the amount of sprite sheets needed to account for the various combinations of abilities though.

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these are cool

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Forum Games / Re: Could you do me a favour?
« on: February 22, 2023, 02:40:06 »
look, I'd really love to, but I can't actually reach the phone because i can't move due to the ever-increasing buildup of empty bottles.

Could someone get me the phone so I can help Purple Ink with this phone call thing?


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This is beautiful. It sounds like what getting lost in a KS world feels like.

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Knytt Stories / Re: Internal object names
« on: January 18, 2023, 01:10:40 »
This is fun to see. i love Nifflas' idiosyncratic naming 'convention' which is just a little shy of actually consistent

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noice. Nano was always a bit of a hidden gem imho; at a previous job I used to have it on a thumbdrive so i could fill downtime whenever network outages prevented real work happening (which happened more than you might think would be ideal)

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Forum Games / Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« on: January 18, 2023, 00:57:32 »
Granted. Slim, chiselled robot is sent from the future to stop canteven, but achieves nothing as he is pushed into a vat of molten metal after a long and dramatic chase before he can kill Canteven who then goes on and wishes for P to equal NP.

I wish a robot was sent back in time to prevent the Terminator franchise from extending further than the first two films.

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Forum Games / Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« on: December 08, 2022, 03:50:50 »
Granted.

However, the bugfix introduces a bug in flight physics (not in X-Plane's physics engine, in the actual physics of flight) leading all planes worldwide to cease functioning and greatly inconveniencing birds and insects. The physics in X-Plane remains unaffected and the team pause development while they decide whether to continue developing what has suddenly become the only existing record of how flight was achieved previously to the release.

I wish to be able to jump between 8 and 12 centimetres higher (on average)

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