Granted, your body fuses with that of Vectorman's and the atoms fuse, causing a nuclear explosion. Ow.

I wish I could use noclip in real life.

A jackhammer? The Best thing to destroy a jackhammer with is, of course, a bigger jackhammer! And it also comes with a useless assortment of gadgets, like a cup holder and PSP!

I use Dark Matter to destroy the massive expansion! Somehow! Even though it takes millions of years!

Granted. You are now the boss of a tennis ball.

I wish for some  to eat. Almonds, preferably.

Say, what weapons and classes do you guys use? I'm less interested about how addicted people are and more about what they use.

Here's my complete weapon list for all classes.

Scout: Force-A-Nature,Crit-a-Cola,and the Sandman.
Soldier: Cow mangler 5000, Righteous Bison, and Equalizer.
Pyro: Backburner, Detonator, and Powerjack.
Demoman: Splendid Screen, Eyelander, and Grenade Launcher.
Heavy: Brass Beast, Shotgun, and fists.
Engineer: Wrench, Frontier Justice, and the new sparky weapon which name I can't remember.
Medic: the Solemn Vow, Quick-Fix and Overdose.
Sniper: the Machina or Bazaar Bargain, SMG, and Tribeman's Shiv.
Spy: Eternal Reward, Cloak&Dagger, and Enforcer.

I mostly play Sniper, Scout, Spy, Demoman.

I have. It was some event where everyone gathered, talked, and ate dinner. The motion made my stomach hurt a bit though 

Have you ever been in a hurricane and stood outside?

Playtime:
204.7 hours
1046.73 on record

THE VOICES
THEY TELL ME TO PLAY TF2