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General => Forum Games => Topic started by: SingingSurger on December 25, 2009, 03:17:28
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A LONG time ago, there was a game called "Do something, Whoops! It goes wrong!" I have decided to remake it, but wuth a proper rule set. Hopefully this will make it pass by as a game.
Rules:
1. The end MUST be death.
2. If in anyway your result bends the laws of science, your result WILL NOT COUNT!
3. Have Fun.
4. Make the result as bloody as possible!
Want an Example? Okay.
P1: I play guitar with my friends.
P2: Whoops! The string snaps, sending the string flying, eventually slicing straight through your neck.
So.... Let's start!
I lock this thread.
Also, it would be retarded is a mod came up and said "Whoops! it comes true!" That's a low blow Kernel, very low.
START!
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2. If in anyway your result bends the laws of science, your result WILL NOT COUNT!
<SNIP>
P1: I play guitar with my friends.
P2: Whoops! The string snaps, sending the string flying, eventually slicing straight through your neck.
Wouldn't that break the laws of physics? :huh:
ANYWAY, you pierce your hand with the lock and you bleed to death.
I live in a white, cushion-y room in a straitjacket. :D
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Whoops! You slowly decend further and further into madness, and eventually eat yourself. You taste like chicken.
I purchase 10 pounds of microwave-ready beef stroganoff.
(Also, this is a lot like the "corrupt-a-wish" game, and the mods might not be too happy with all the violence and blood. Just saying.)
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You decide to microwave each 1/100000th of a pound at a time Since you decided to stare at the microwave until it was aaaaaaall done, you die from either starvation or radiation poisoning.
I decided that I'd go dunk myself in the River Styx to become invincible, kind of like Achilles' Mom to her son.
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1. The end MUST be death.
4. Make the result as bloody as possible!
Well if that isn't against the rules, I don't know what is.
Whoops, on your way to the river Styx, you trip on a rock. The rock flies backwards and falls into a cave. In the cave, there are many sleeping bats. The rock wakes them up. They then fly out of the cave and eat you alive.
I have a merry Christmas.
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The Merry gets mad because you don't understand it's name is MARY and it brutally rips the skin off of your body and pours lemon juice and salt on you. Wait... that isn't possible. Ok, when you say Merry, your friend Mary gets mad and does the above.
I smile.
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:) C) X) :D :nuts: :crazy: *gunshot*
(this meant you killed yourself as you proceeded going nuts)
I bend the claws of physics
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P.S. That isnt a proper ruleset. Yeah, it is a ruleset, so what? It has to be a proper ruleset. I can't see why it has to be a bloody, painful death. Risking being locked indeed.
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A few good guesses has been made in this topic indeed. It looks a lot like the corrupt-a-wish game, and especially during the Christmas season, I'm not that fund with "It has to end with murder/blood/etc."
I'm going to lock it for those reasons.
Move along, nothing to see here...