Capture the Orb

Tiger ate you before you could get inside the orb. Now it's a ghost tiger.

@Ultigonio: Seriously, this isn't destroy the above poster and then just say "I have the orb."

Wow guys, that sure was an exciting plot arc, wasn't it?

It was so great, that it won 3 golden globe awards AND movie of the year! Wow, that sure was amazing!
Since I'm so INCREDIBLY amazing and wealthy now, I use my instant transportation device to teleport you all to my mountain home for a sweet party.

_{Oh, also, I replaced all the mints with sleeping pills. It's only a matter of time until I can take off with the orb! Muahahahaha!}

Wait, you weren't supposed to hear that last part.

You accidentally also teleported the tiger ball. The annoying one from WaDF. The one that was also guarding me. He decides to eat Mochaalatte and turn into a Mocha Tiger that am Latte. Then it eats everyone else and then it became a Mocha Singing Dark Squishy Purple Fire Tiger that am Latte-Surger-One-Kitten-Pineapple-Cat. For some reason, it doesn't eat kaizoman666.

Luckily, when the tiger ate me it activated my Turret's protection protocol and shoot at the MSDSPFTtaLSOKPC (AKA Tiger Abomination) ,which reacts to the bullets exploding and freeing us all.

And that its how this episode of Capture The Orb called ''The Tiger,The Doctor and the Orb" ends. Tune in next time for another great episode of Capture The Orb.

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Then i grab the orb and hide it inside a rocket going to Arcturus.

Um, HELLO! I'M A FREAKING GHOST! YOU CAN'T EAT ME! I'M STILL IN THE ORB!

After making myself clear, I roll a certain way and hit a wall, then just sit there.

I turn inside out and un-ghostify you. You are now no longer a ghost and/or inside the orb.

And HOW exactly do you un-ghostify me? I'M DEAD. YOU CAN'T REVIVE ME.

Easy. First, I prove to you that a ghost can not inhabit an object such as this orb.


Then, I hire the Ghost Busters to suck you away from this inanimate object of which you can not possess, and you are locked in a Ghost Containment Cell where you will remain for the rest of your tiny, insignificant life.


...Then I take the orb and run off to meet Major Spoiler at the airport.

I cover my eyes, wandering blindly through the far reaches of the internet, eventually reaching the orb's hiding place. At least, I think it's the orb.

And what about ghosts haunting houses and possessing items? Oh, and I was never possessing it to begin with. I was STUCK INSIDE IT!!!!!

I hope this clears it up.

I take the orb from Pumpkin and lock it in a safe that only the following people can open:
Nifflas (He can get it out if he decides to get on this thread)
Me.

If anyone else attempts to open it, the universe will slowly consume itself.
And the safe will stay closed.

-Puts on shades-
Deal with it.

I place a mind control chip inside SingingSurger's head and make him open the safe and give me the orb. I then lock the orb in an indestructible box and put the key in another indestructible box and put the key to that box in yet another indestructible box. I take the key for that box, which I proceed to stuff inside a pumpkin, inside a coffin, 2 meters under the ground.

Coffin holding the pumpkin holding the key and the indestructible boxes holding the orb over for a dinner.

Then I kidnap them both, open the boxes, and take off with the orb to the 4th negatively charged ion to the left of the Andromeda galaxy.

I then eat my growth cells (Wut) and now I be the size of a grain of rice. I then hijack a ship and heat to Andromeda. I then confront Mocha. Who will win?