Items:
Not really much of any value.
Key items:
Matt > Elevator Gizmo
5F Guy > Boring reports
5F Guy > Seemingly useless paperclip
Money:
Dollars: 5
Credz: 10
Zorkmids: 5
Clothing:
Matt > Mint green futuristic outfit (e)
Matt > Wizard robe
5F Guy > Work uniform (e)
Vegetal > Wizard robe (e)
Pumpkin > Best outfit in the entire game (e)
Joseph > Traditional porkawhatzit outfit (e)
Badges:
Matt > Princely Badge (e)
Vegetal > Magic Badge (e)
StraightFlame > Matt
All stats: 100
Firecat > 5F Guy
Boringness: 90
Intelligence: 85
Vegetal Gibber > Vegetal
Mana: 40/50
Intelligence: 120+5=125
Imagination: Inf.
Pumpkin > Himself/Herself
Panic: 1
Awesomeness: Inf.
FlyingPigBoy > Joseph
Porkawhatzit: 100
Memory: 1 GB
Sorry, only Matt and Vegetal have abilities. And Vegetal, you're so smart you can find out your abilities without this section's help.
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