Also, how can this (un-edited) version of our progress so far NOT make sense? Also note the excellent grammar.
One fine day... a smiley soaked his friend with a super soaker. His friend said: "why do you want to eat me?", The smile laughed maniacally and ate a big peanut butter and milk taco. Meanwhile, someone was eating, a very large me. And I drank some ice for the lulz and lemon tea. Then he went to the store to buy some good mudkips. Then he used them for his nefarious and very evil master plan. He also eats them to replenish his magical flying powers, which allowed him to fly, while talking with Shawn, to the mall, and purchased a very large and obnoxious evil kitten, who bites various things. So he sold it. Later... The maniac smile wanted to smile but couldn't because his dentures were stuck together with gum he ate his face is frozen. He thought, that he could Next up, he started ruining my pretty face by punching it. I instantly died but came back to get my hat. But I accidentaly tripped over a giant space laser. and died again But then, I became a weird looking zombie that eats peoples hands when my Russian flyes donkey smorgasbord flies away(?) from where I am to where I will be. But then a doctor shot me down. The doctor said "mr. smiley wants to forget my stupidness for reviving this stupid thread".