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Title: What would Someone do?
Post by: FlyingPigBoy on May 16, 2010, 08:45:03
The way this game goes is that first, a question is posted, following this format:

"What would_____ do if _____"

In each post you make, you must:

1: answer the question in a funny or creative way.

2: re-post the question, changing either the person or the thing that happens to them.

I'll start us off: What would Juni do if she had an exam tomorrow?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: Yukabacera on May 16, 2010, 08:57:56
Obviously, she'd print out a fake excuse from her sadly-deceased parents, which lists the reason why she didn't come to school as BEING MANIPULATED INTO JUMPING AROUND EVERYWHERE TOO MUCH.

What would Juni do if she lost her virginity?

(Hey, Junipr0n does exist!)

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Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on May 16, 2010, 14:06:24
She would take a pregnancy test and, if the results were positive, she'd force the WADF ball to take responsibility for its actions.

What would Yukabacera do if he got stuck in a real elevator?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: Mochaalatte on May 16, 2010, 17:00:48
He would probably call for help, and realise his cell phone battery is dead.

(begin offtopic) WAITAMINUTE Yuka should be playing Mafia! Boo on him! (end offtopic)

...and yeah

What would Lemeza do if he was trapped by castlevania birds?

..I hope all of you have been watching DeceasedCrab BTW.
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: FlyingPigBoy on May 16, 2010, 17:23:05
Just a guiding hand that we are straying a bit away from the rules...
I mean, if this works, that's okay, but I think the rules will help to control it a little.

But I digress.

Lemeza would fall to his inevitable death, singing the Castlevania Bird song as he fell.

What would Chuck Norris do if he got hit by Castlevania birds?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: Mochaalatte on May 16, 2010, 17:33:10
Quote from: FlyingPigBoy on May 16, 2010, 17:23:05
Just a guiding hand that we are straying a bit away from the rules...

I'm so sorry! I misunderstood the rules!  :ohnoes:

I get it now though  8D
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on May 16, 2010, 17:36:16
Ack! Sorry, I was the one that started the chaos :oops:  I thought you could change both the person and the action. Mea culpa.

Ok, let's continue:

Quote from: FlyingPigBoy on May 16, 2010, 17:23:05
What would Chuck Norris do if he got hit by Castlevania birds?

He would roundhouse kick their arses into the Milky Way, of course.

What would Chuck Norris do if he was trapped inside a Lunatic KS level?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: NESgamer190 on May 16, 2010, 18:30:46
The level wouldn't drive chuck norris insane, but the level would drive itself insane.

What would flip hero do in a trickjump map?  (Gosh, I keep having this addiction to the game of Hero core!  Remar, you make too many good games, but that's way off topic)
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: StraightFlame on May 17, 2010, 15:27:55
They'd trickjump to the end of the map, or something.

What'd my character in Yukabacera's 'Stuck in an Elevator' game do if he didn't teleport to the first floor?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: Firecat on May 17, 2010, 19:54:06
He will order a square pizza (2)

What'd MY character in Yukabacera's 'Stuck in an Elevator' game do if he dint get inside the cabin and stay in the shaft?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on May 18, 2010, 11:18:16
He would have tried to chew through the steel wire to cause the elevator and its occupants to plummet down to their doom.

Spoiler: (click to show/hide)

What would MY character in Yukabacera's "Stuck in an Elevator" game do if he was at the office and the computer crashed randomly after 2 hours of unsaved work?

[mod]removed tiny text. 6pt is still too small.[/mod]

My bad, I completely forgot about that rule. Changed it to a spoiler box.
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: StraightFlame on May 18, 2010, 14:52:22
He would go on a rampage of epic destuction.

What would Vegetal Gibber's character in 'Stuck in an Elevator' do when he was on a rampage of epic destruction?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on May 18, 2010, 17:28:20
He would punch the nearest printer so it becomes stuck in his hand. Then, with his printer-powered knuckles, he would smash his computer and all its peripherals to pieces... and then go into every cubicle and do the same thing over and over, while swearing like a sailor, until the entire floor is thrashed. Finally, he would set the wreckage on fire and roll it all into a flaming Katamari of death... and then launch it through the biggest glass panel of the building with a dragon kick.

Then he would eat a burrito and forget everything that happened.

What would Nifflas do when he was on a rampage of epic destruction?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: FlyingPigBoy on May 20, 2010, 00:45:01
He would add some calm background music to go with it.

What would Nifflas do if Nicalis lost the files for NightSky?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: Mochaalatte on May 20, 2010, 05:17:46
Nifflas sends them a  strongly worded letter, contained in a convenient envelope.


Upon reaching the office, the stink bomb contained within the envelope goes off!

What would Nifflas do if he lost his entire hard drive, and had no backup?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: pumpkin on May 20, 2010, 07:10:30
Nifflas would quickly and calmly contact every fan of KS and all his other work to repeice the lost computer information. upon the completion of his refurbished computer, he realises that his games have been completely forgotten by those who didn't help! :ohnoes:


What would Nifflas do if Saira had made a vast sum of money?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: StraightFlame on May 26, 2010, 21:29:39
The Mods get some of da monehz!

What would Juni do if everyone likes Saira and forgets about Knytt Stories?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: Yukabacera on May 26, 2010, 21:42:31
She would become a waitress at Jane Doe's™, the best diner on The Island in the Middle of the Big Lake.

What would Juni do if she found out that Saira is in a romantic relationship with WaDF ball?

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Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on May 26, 2010, 21:53:14
She would swap Saira's targeting unit with a homebrew one made with pieces of an old AM radio. Just wait when she wants to get home after the date!

What would Juni do if she ate a strange mushroom... again?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: FlyingPigBoy on May 27, 2010, 06:49:03
The world would be deleted for copyright infringement.  >(

What would Captain Falcon do if he ate a strange mushroom?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: StraightFlame on May 27, 2010, 07:59:22
He'd hallucinate, just like Juni.

What would UncleSporky do if he ate a strange mushroom?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: Firecat on May 27, 2010, 18:26:15
He would have the perfect inspiration for DEtM 2.


What would UncleSporky do if he does another KS level?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: Yukabacera on May 27, 2010, 18:28:32
He would be greeted by a horde of fans who will instantly overthrow the NSF, and crown UncleSporky as the One, True King.

What would UncleSporky do if he got food poisoning at Jane Doe's?

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Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: StraightFlame on May 28, 2010, 07:43:15
He'd use an oversized spork to eat the employees, except for Juni (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=3345.msg39819#msg39819).

What would that giant spork do if he got food poisoning at Mc Juni's?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on May 29, 2010, 22:17:18
It'd sue both UncleSporky and the establishment for psychological damage and get a bajillion dollars.

What would the giant spork do after it got a bajillion dollars?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: NESgamer190 on May 29, 2010, 22:55:45
Splurge upon a simple restaurant!

What would the living warmachine do if it met the annihilator from Iji?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on May 30, 2010, 13:19:56
They would fight a really long battle composed of 30+ episodes, ala DBZ. By the 15th episode, everyone would be already bored to death and just fast-forward to the last episode, in which Pac-Man shows up and engulfs the entire universe.

What would the living warmachine do if it was turned into a living washingmachine?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: Mochaalatte on May 30, 2010, 16:13:43
He would obliterate those other, inferior washing machines and their respective companies, and then charge the world ludicrous amounts of money to wash their clothing.

What would Sherlock Holmes do if he was turned into a living washing machine?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on May 30, 2010, 20:32:36
He would constantly embarass its owners deducing all sort of shameful personal details from the clothes they put into him.

What would Sherlock Holmes do if he registered on this forum?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: NESgamer190 on May 31, 2010, 02:22:58
He'd deduce this forum to be part of Cruiser Tetron's plan to demolish earth!

What would Cruiser Tetron do if he was given a Klondike bar?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: Yukabacera on May 31, 2010, 10:52:28
Ehh, I don't like backseat modding, but a bunch of you just broke the rules...

As far as I remember, you can only change the person OR only the action, not both.

So yeah, let's not get this game locked, as it's pretty fun.

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Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: FlyingPigBoy on June 03, 2010, 05:38:54
Thank you, Yukabacera.

Tetron would fire it out of his blaster at Flip Hero, and miss.

What would Geoffrey the Fly do if he was given a Klondlike bar?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: Firecat on June 03, 2010, 23:24:04
He will splat himself with the bar and the invisible speeding wall. And then... (http://niffpage.greywool.com/files/Music/GameOST/gtf/Zepsi%20-%20Geoffrey%20the%20Fly%20%28Game%20Over%29.mp3).

What would Geoffrey the Fly do if he can fly for an infinite amount of time?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: pumpkin on June 04, 2010, 20:05:41
He would fly up towards the moon, and keep flying and he wouldn't be able to come down, and he'd die of exhaustion. And then he'd fall down.

What would Captain Falcon do if he could fly for an infinite amount of time?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: StraightFlame on June 04, 2010, 22:07:42
He'd fly to SingingSurger's house and he goes all FALCON PUUUUUUUUUUUNCH on SingingSurger's face.

What would FiNCK do if he could fly for an infinite amount of time?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: kaizoman666 on June 05, 2010, 02:04:10
Quote from: StraightFlame on June 04, 2010, 22:07:42
What would FiNCK do if he could fly for an infinite amount of time?
He would get mad at you for mistaking the game's name as the main characters name.
He would fly up and die when he touches the invisible death barrier above the top of the screen.
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: StraightFlame on June 05, 2010, 07:59:56
Who said i was talking about the character?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: kaizoman666 on June 05, 2010, 16:16:04
Quote from: StraightFlame on June 04, 2010, 22:07:42
What would FiNCK do if he could fly for an infinite amount of time?
Who else does "he" refer to?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: StraightFlame on June 05, 2010, 16:25:11
The ''he'' came with the action i copypasta'd. I didn't check at all what i was copypasta-ing.
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: Yukabacera on June 05, 2010, 16:26:04
Quote from: StraightFlame on June 05, 2010, 16:25:11
The ''he'' came with the action i copypasta'd. I didn't check at all what i was copypasta-ing.

That leaves me...

uh...

speechless.

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Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: Firecat on June 05, 2010, 21:42:21
Sooooo... Kaizoman, where its your question?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: kaizoman666 on June 05, 2010, 22:48:38
Oh yeah, I forgot. :P2

What would Nifflas do if he learned that someone was selling his games claiming that they are their's?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: Yukabacera on June 05, 2010, 23:01:58
Quote from: Yukabacera on May 31, 2010, 10:52:28
only change the person OR only the action, not both.

*facepalm*

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Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on June 05, 2010, 23:06:44
He would swear revenge and try to build a bomb capable of freezing the entire world... but he'd fail and create a living blue ball instead. Then the ball would go to the plagiarist's house, eat all his clothes, leave the fridge door opened and defecate all over the place.

What would Nifflas do if he became the WaDF ball?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: Firecat on June 05, 2010, 23:23:57
He will curse at the lack of limbs of his own game character.

What would Juni do if she became the WaDF ball?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: Mochaalatte on June 05, 2010, 23:47:07
She would politely ask nifflas to stop messing with the game file

What would Juni do if she reached an endless chasm?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: StraightFlame on June 06, 2010, 07:11:52
She'd use her umbrella, and eat all the other powerups.

What would the guy with the purple skin and the blue hair do if blahblahblah chasm?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: Firecat on June 17, 2010, 04:17:34
He/She will become depressed and press space.
(Note: Do not press space in real life)

What would the guy with the purple skin and the blue hair do if he had 26 coins?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: StraightFlame on June 17, 2010, 17:48:12
They'd REJOICE! Until they notice there's a fake coin amongst them.

What would the guy from Knytt Experiment do if he had 26 coins?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: kaizoman666 on June 17, 2010, 18:50:26
He would look for a 27th coin.

What would the guy from Knytt Expermiment do if something actually killed him?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: LPChip on June 17, 2010, 19:08:05
He would be dead and unable to do anything. I bet his last thought would be: Crap, I didn't knew that would happen...

What would Juni do if she shifted to a different screen to find out that she turned into the blue practice ball from WaDF?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: StraightFlame on June 18, 2010, 18:20:11
Whoa! The last thing i'd ever expect from LPChip is that he breaks a rule! Even if it's just accidentally breaking a small, non-important forumgame rule!
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: FlyingPigBoy on June 19, 2010, 22:10:53
Don't be a stickler, StraightFlame. The best thing to do is to just go with it and keep sticking to the rules, not make a big deal out of it.

ANYWAY.

She would bounce around for a while, only to be eaten by a round tiger.
What would Juni do if she learned how to swim?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: Firecat on June 19, 2010, 22:36:38
She would be swim right up to a voidscreen.

What would Geoffrey do if he learned how to swim?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: LPChip on June 19, 2010, 22:55:05
My apologies.  I completely missed that part in my quick surfing session. Feel free to completely disregard my post and continue in my place.
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: StraightFlame on June 20, 2010, 09:54:46
No need to apologize. Atleast not to me. It was just unexpected and hey, even Nifflas forgets rules sometimes.

Anyways, GTF would accidentally swim towards the Turtle Philosopher.

What would someone from Messville do if he learned how to swim?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: Vegetal Gibber on June 20, 2010, 15:33:23
He/She would go to a pool to swim for a while and relax, like a normal person would do...

...until a group of weird-looking people (with a guy wearing a wizard hat among them) came and started doing crazy stuff at the place, like loudly cussing everyone and their mothers, throwing MechaTec employee badges at the water, eating the ornamental grass and trying to remove floor tiles looking for secrets... causing our newbie swimmer to flee in panic.

What would Sonic the Hedgehog do if he learned how to swim?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: kaizoman666 on June 21, 2010, 17:03:23
He would get to Eggman much faster.

What would Sonic the Hedgehog do if he was caught snooping as usual?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: StraightFlame on June 21, 2010, 18:12:15
He'd see a bit too much, and then this (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/evidence/turnaboutpsychotic/turnabout%20psychotic%20page%2008.PNG) would happen.

What would Phoenix Wright do if Maya made a stupid commercial (click here (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/evidence/turnaboutpsychotic/turnabout%20psychotic%20page%2001.PNG) to watch it)?

Edit: Crud. Broke a rule. Well, nothing to do about it since i can't make up something else, eh?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: rushye on April 25, 2011, 17:27:03
He will laugh hysterically til he drops dead

What would Justin Bieber do if he sees Selena Gomez kissing Joe Jonas in public?
Title: Re: What would Someone do?
Post by: jetio4 on April 25, 2011, 18:34:15
He would sing Baby.

What would DeceasedCrab do if he heard someone else yelling "Huzzah!"?