Following music file is obviously the good news.
(headed to File Archives)
(talked to pumpkin)
pumpkin: Hiya, Nick! Why the talkin'?
Nifflas: Uh... Well... pumpkin... y'see... i kinda... lost the source file...
pumpkin: Shucks, too unfortunate.
Nifflas: So... can i get it back?
pumpkin: Hey, as a β-tester i am supposed to have a copy, ain't i?
pumpkin: Here ya go, Nick.
(receieved Source File)
Good news: It turned out in the end that the cake was not a lie, and your best friend the Companion Cube was there.
Good News: R'yleh escaped when Chell opened the portal, and is now wrecking Earth. How is this good? He can't touch Nifflas now! X)
R'yleh is the city where the monsters live, not one of the monsters itself. Anyway...
Good news: Gustaf Johansen once again saves the day by crashing into the monsters' skulls with boats, forcing them (or at least Cthulhu) to retreat back to the sunken city.
(based on "The Call of Cthulhu", by H.P. Lovecraft.) http://www.dagonbytes.com/thelibrary/lovecraft/thecallofcthulhu.htm (http://www.dagonbytes.com/thelibrary/lovecraft/thecallofcthulhu.htm)
Bad news: It's not Firecat that LPChip has to convince! It's the jury and Nifflas!
[mod]Changed the emphasized part to bold. Please don't write in all-caps![/mod]
Edit: Sorry, Siam, won't happen again. I think/hope.