Granted; your body grows a new organ that naturally produces caffeine. You are now always wired, and of great interest of scientists the world over. Also your blood pressure is awful.

I wish for another nerdy friend I could go to the theatre with (since my current theatre-nerdy friend is moving to Austria in Autumn).

I wish Purple Ink would stop making wishes that lead to their untimely demise.

Granted. Their wishes now lead to your untimely demise.

Granted, you now have all my tea. I go out to buy more tea and get trampled by a rampaging horse.

I wish I owned a house.

Hoooooh boy, I don't wanna corrupt this one. Why did you have to wish for something so important in a place where wishes inevitably turn out for the worse?

Well...

Well.

A certain populist political figure incites his followers with (more) claims of election fraud. This once more triggers riots, not just in Washington but all across the country. The situation escalates and becomes entangled with more and more of America's (and indeed the world's) hot points - gun control, racism, abortion law, climate change, elitism, rightism, health care reform... It escalates and escalates and the world watches in shock, disparate voices barking in every direction, many calling it a second American Civil War.

Without the USA's support, and with Europe thoroughly distracted, Ukraine begins losing more and more territory to Russia. Russia captures Kiev. Europe rallies. Putin throws out more threats  of nuclear escalation even as he presses further and further west.

Violence and conflict escalate in the Middle East and North Africa. North Korea is waving its flag. The UK collapses under the burden of rising poverty caused by a sad morass political incompetence. Powerful nations are look to press their advantages. Eventually the whole horrible situation ends with the Doomsday Clock ticking over to midnight and human society ends.


Err...

I wish for something nice for breakfast?

Granted. Your heating stops working, so they stop charging you.

I wish for a new pair of jeans.

Granted. On any day when you fail to do everything that you need to get done that day, there is a one in five chance that your home will catch fire.

I wish for the anime I'm currently watching to get a second series within the next year that will complete the story, and for the second series to be as excellent as the first.

Granted! You are dead!

I wish Purple Ink could communicate from beyond the grave.

Glad to hear this is still being worked on. Part of the joy of this hobby is setting your own pace!

I also share congratulations on your baby and also engagement!

Glad you enjoyed LPChip Hooray Fun Time.