Honey, I'm home!

The concept is simple, upon entering your home after work, you discover_____. How do you react?


Rules- Keep it somewhat clean. First poster (which is me) posts a situation involving the above description. Next poster answers, then follows up with a situation. To make it a bit less open ended, the situation you post has to have only one key difference from the previous. (Instead of just hopping about randomly like imbeciles.) Say the previous led you to discover a treasure map in the toilet, try and keep it in the bathroom, or involving a treasure map. Nothing too violent, or excessively stupid.
I'll start: You walk in the door, exhausted from a long day of work. You discover a burglar has not only taken your dog, he has left a ransom note!
What do you do?

You eat the note, and don't mind it all.

But you really, really, really want your dog back. What do you do?

(Did i do it rite?)

Call the police. but...


What its your response?

You go to the nearest police office and eat everybody there.

But you are now in the middle of an EPIC BOSS BATTLE! What's your first move in this epic battle?

You use the action "win battle".
The problem is, that you need 9001 MP to cast it, and you got only 9000. what now?

If it were me... I'd use an item that gives you MP.

But then again, i don't have any. Any suggestions?

You eat cheese that gives you TWO mp.

You forgot to add a question and people have already seen your post so it's too late to edit it.  What do you do?

Wallow in your failure.
Nah just kiddin'.
You then realize you've gone totally off-topic and ended up running into a dead-end.  The police kill you because this is a real-time RPG in which those stupid little timers show up and the enemies attack you if you wait too long.

GAME OVER.

Try again y/n?

This game isn't continue the previous situation, but create a new one that has at least one parallel with the old, am I correct? For example if you said the burglar took my dog. I could say I don't care about my dog and then say that a burglar took my harddrive or something, right? (Sorry for backseat modding (?) I just want to make sure the game runs how pumpkin intended.

Problem:

You walk in the door, exhausted from a long day of work. You discover a burglar has not only taken your dog, he has left a ransom note!
What do you do?

Solution:

You eat the note, and don't mind it all.

New problem:

a burglar took my harddrive

Offtopic message:

(Did i do it rite?)

Purple Pineapple has it exactly correct. You guys got pretty silly for a while.

Sooo... You walk in the door, and the ceiling collapses in front of you! How do you react?


[mod]merged multiple posts.[/mod]

I back away from the fallen ceiling and out of the house. Then I call my insurance company.

You notice a strange green substance on the ceiling. How do you react?

P.S. That works because both have ceiling, right?

You stuff it up your rear.

What would you do if you found a green substance on your everything?

You will find it normal because you are actually a green ooze.

What would you do if you found everything on fire?