The Game of Destruction

*pulls out the sigil and destroys the fail with the electrifying powers, only to die off*
Object:  Sigil.

I destroy your Sigil, allowing KTHULU to rise again!! BWAHAHA!

My Layzah Sward cuts you in half.


Also, its "Cthulhu".

Oh. Spelling fail BTW. My... FORCE POWERS take away your Layzah Sward, throwing it into a deep hole. (Couldn't think of anything else.)

Admin takes away your force powers, under the fake reason that you misused them. Actually, he only wants them for himself.

Object: Admin

=|=

DARTH MAUL comes in silently and murders said admin. (hopefully not LPChip!)

DARTH MAUL comes in silently and murders said admin. (hopefully not LPChip!)

I gove Darth Maul a Dark Mole. He doesn't like moles, so, in shame, he gives up being a Sith.

I feed your dark mole part of a Light Turnip. Your mole evaporates.

I send in the S.W.A.T Team to put the Light Turnip into the lab of Area 51.
Object: Area 51

Area 51 is now an abandoned base with nothing in it. It was all moved several years ago. But to get to the point... I don't really know what the object would be. Uh... Area 52?

Area 51 is now an abandoned base with nothing in it. It was all moved several years ago. But to get to the point... I don't really know what the object would be. Uh... Area 52?

I guess it would be the abandoned Area 51.

A group of aliens lands and colonizes Area 51. Not so abandoned anymore...

Object: Aliens

I get the next poster to eat the aliens.

*drops a ten ton weight (With socks) to crush himself to oblivion*
Object:  10 ton weight (With socks)
I didn't appreciate the taste of the mutants...  *squeezes out of being caught between a weight and a painful place and bolts for the restroom*

between a weight and a painful place and bolts for the restroom

Is that something like the phrase 'Between a rock and a hard place'?