The Game of Destruction

Fox News emits a vey high pitched noise that only Al Gore can hear, driving deep into madness.

"Family Guy" reference for the win.

I set fire to the Fox building, this creating FireFox.

I kill you because you put the wrong word here as an object. FireFox isn't the object, fire is.

Then me uses watair to kill the fire.

i circumvent this watair crap and just let our atmosphere do the work its called rain kids, drink it up!

Wait... Is the object the kids or the atmosphere?

The entire country of CHINA pollutes your atmosphere, and with no Al Gore to stop them there is no hope!! BWAHAHA!!!

The entire country of CHINA pollutes your atmosphere, and with no Al Gore to stop them there is no hope!! BWAHAHA!!!

I use a random electric porcupine Al Gore and send him to China.

Yes, the electric porcupine is the object. Without it, Al Gore would still be dead.

I throw a reverse polarity device at your electric porcupine. His electric polarity points inward, causing him to form a small black hole, which quickly collapses.

...Yes the device is still there.

I get Jonah to dream she is eating... something, but in fact she eats your device's handle in real life.
(You're not the only one who has played NWA2)
(Wait, you DID get that device from that game, right?)

I show Jonah a crappy drawing of a stickman. A secret trapdoor opens up below her, revealing the secret room. I guess you didn't need to shred the drawing after all. Unfortunately, she dies of fall damage.

I show Jonah a crappy drawing of a stickman. A secret trapdoor opens up below her, revealing the secret room. I guess you didn't need to shred the drawing after all. Unfortunately, she dies of fall damage.

PHOENIX: You claim that you showed Jonah a crappy stickman drawing? Wouldn't that drawing be...YOU?
STICKMAN: !
PHOENIX: Admit it. You just called yourself crappy.
STICKMAN: S-S-So?
PHOENIX: I think this proves...there was no trap door!
STICKMAN: Gwah!
PHOENIX: I think her head imploded from the crappiness!
EDGEWORTH: Your Honor, you call this an objection?!
JUDGE: I see nothing wrong with the defence's objection. Therefore, I find The Stickman...

JUDGE: And then we'll....um...do something and...um...I think you're supposed to be held in a...higher court or something...Whatever that means.

(Hint: The object is Phoenix Wright.)

I spent over an hour re-pixeling my avatar! You... son of a biscuit eater...

Points for the Phoenix Wright reference though.

I spent over an hour re-pixeling my avatar! You... son of a biscuit eater...

Points for the Phoenix Wright reference though.

*bows*

...I think I've been playing Phoenix Wright too much, though. I beat the first game in a week. O-O

I trick Phoenix Wright into presenting fabricated evidence in court, which he gets caught doing, thereby getting him disbarred!

*pushes his glasses up and applies transparent fingernail polish*

I get Phoenix Wright to yell at the fabricated evidence.
The judge finds the evidence.
 
(No, the object is not Phoenix, but the judge)

I point out that the judge's gavel could be called a judgehammer, which would be a really cool movie name.
He quits his job as a judge and goes into moviemaking, spawning Judgehammer and Judgehammer: The Movie: The Game, and all the way down to Judgehammer III: The Movie: The Game: The Sequel: The Fangame: The Fanmovie: The Prequel: Prologue: Collectors Edition

The franchise is so successful he is killed by an overzealous fanbase.