The Game of Destruction

I take the paint can and hammer the lid closed. I then take the lens and break it with a hammer.

I take the paint can and hammer the lid closed. I then take the lens and break it with a hammer.

I add "stop" to the end of your "hammer", and I then proceed to touch this.
Object: M.C. Hammer. It just is, shaddup.

I think you just destroyed your own objecct, M. C. Hammer, by

proceed[ing] to touch this.

Since you can't touch this in the first place, and since M. C. Hammer controls both Hammertime and Hammerspace, that creates both a TIME PARADOX and a PIME TARADOX, the spacial equivalent, at the same time, rending all of the entire universe into shreds, imploding and exploding and the same time, and accelerating faster than the speed of light in a downward spiral towards the eternal void.

...

So yeah.

Object: Absolutely nothing

I think you just destroyed your own objecct, M. C. Hammer, by

Quote from: Pumpkinbot on February 27, 2010, 07:35:01

proceed[ing] to touch this.

Since you can't touch this in the first place, and since M. C. Hammer controls both Hammertime and Hammerspace, that creates both a TIME PARADOX and a PIME TARADOX, the spacial equivalent, at the same time, rending all of the entire universe into shreds, imploding and exploding and the same time, and accelerating faster than the speed of light in a downward spiral towards the eternal void.

...

So yeah.

Object: Absolutely nothing

I throw a peanut into the nothing, thus making it something, thus destroying it.

Also, that "hammertime and hammerspace" comment deserves a . Hammerspace...lol. *pulls a unnecessarily large sword out of nowhere*

*pulls a unnecessarily large sword out of nowhere*

I, On the other hand, Pull kasran's ginormous BANHAMMER out of the dimple on my left pinky (which was conveniently out-of-shot during the filming), and proceed to smash the peanut Chuck Norris style simply by hoisting the hammer over my shoulder and staring at the peanut.

kasran's ginormous BANHAMMER is the item

I take his hammer and ban (flatten?) kasran for no reason. I then use another banhammer to destroy the first.

wH\\Whoops, forgot to post the image. For those interested, this is kas' banhammer

I create a rift in the time/space continuum, which sucks you and your hammer into a vortex of brain-bashing mathematical equations.

time/space continuum

I get a group of theoretical mathematician-zombies to eat both the bashed brains and solve the equations, destroying the rift in the space/time continuum.

I get on my phone and order a herd of very hot bricks via air mail to:

theroretical math zombs
99 somewhere lane
Oxford-on-sea
Dogger Bank

unfortunately, because of yet another postal strike, I am told that the very hot bricks will not arrive until 31 Feburary. therefore, I melt the zombies with a very hot air-conditioner filter.

Current player: Air conditioner filter

It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

>what is a grue

The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.

>n

You are eaten by a grue.

I show everyone the grue in broad daylight.

I get a giant laser space bee to shoot a giant laser at the sun.

I kill your bee with a Gigant Space Bug-killer

I get Al Gore to point out that bug spray is bad for the environment, and has both it and you firebombed and thrown into a volcano in order for you to be neutralised so you cannot harm the environment any more.

Fox News emits a vey high pitched noise that only Al Gore can hear, driving deep into madness.