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The Game of Destruction

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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #495 on: January 23, 2010, 16:15:43 »
I cool the hammer down with my very large chunk of ice. The hammer becomes so brittle that it breaks in half as soon as I touch it.
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #496 on: January 23, 2010, 19:21:32 »
Quote from: kaizoman666 on January 23, 2010, 16:15:43
I cool the hammer down with my very large chunk of ice. The hammer becomes so brittle that it breaks in half as soon as I touch it.
I put your ice, along with bananas, in a blender and make a smoothie! <3
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #497 on: January 23, 2010, 22:17:57 »
"Today, in Can You Blend It, can you blend a Plastic Explosive? Lets see it!"




*KAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOM*
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #498 on: January 23, 2010, 22:39:09 »
Today in Is it a Good Idea to Microwave This?, we're going to microwave... a blender!
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #499 on: January 24, 2010, 01:27:47 »
Quote from: Firecat on January 23, 2010, 22:17:57
"Today, in Can You Blend It, can you blend a Plastic Explosive? Lets see it!"




*KAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOM*
You, sir, deserve a :hiddenstar:, for you have found the one thing that can not blend.

Anyway, *sticks a fork in the microwave*
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #500 on: January 24, 2010, 01:56:57 »
Quote from: Pumpkinbot on January 24, 2010, 01:27:47
you have found the one thing that can not blend.
Wrong.

Anyways, I introduce your fork to the Matrix. There is no fork.
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #501 on: January 24, 2010, 03:56:32 »
I hire a very good hacker to hack the architect computer and delete "Matrix.EXE"
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #502 on: January 24, 2010, 05:00:53 »
Quote from: kaizoman666 on January 24, 2010, 01:56:57
Quote from: Pumpkinbot on January 24, 2010, 01:27:47
you have found the one thing that can not blend.
Wrong.

Anyways, I introduce your fork to the Matrix. There is no fork.
Chuck Norris not being able to be blended is kinda a given. :P
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #503 on: January 24, 2010, 05:39:32 »
Quote from: Firecat on January 24, 2010, 03:56:32
I hire a very good hacker to hack the architect computer and delete "Matrix.EXE"
With the Matrix destroyed, I give the very good hacker the blue pill, the one that makes him forget all memories of the real world and live only in the Matrix. PHAIL.
« Last Edit: January 24, 2010, 05:45:29 by Exp HP »
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #504 on: January 24, 2010, 06:24:15 »
Quote from: Exp HP on January 24, 2010, 05:39:32
Quote from: Firecat on January 24, 2010, 03:56:32
I hire a very good hacker to hack the architect computer and delete "Matrix.EXE"
With the Matrix destroyed, I give the very good hacker the blue pill, the one that makes him forget all memories of the real world and live only in the Matrix. PHAIL.
I dissolve the blue pill in a glass of water.
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #505 on: January 24, 2010, 06:26:11 »
I drink the glass of water. Whoops, there was a pill in it. :sick:
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #506 on: January 24, 2010, 07:08:25 »
Random guy:"Oh!, a purple pineapple!. ill give it to my dog"
RG's dog:"OM NOM NOM"
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #507 on: January 24, 2010, 07:20:09 »
Quote from: Firecat on January 24, 2010, 07:08:25
Random guy:"Oh!, a purple pineapple!. ill give it to my dog"
RG's dog:"OM NOM NOM"
The pill that was in the purple pineapple kills your dog, thus, killing the pill at the same time. >:D
I bring your dog to China wh
I set fire to y
I give yo
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.........GOT IT.
I tell the government RG's dog has a scientifically sophisticated pill inside him, so government scientists dissect him.
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #508 on: January 24, 2010, 16:16:14 »
*cuts [funding] from the scientific industry of government*
I'm sure to get in deep trouble now...
[object is funding]
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #509 on: January 24, 2010, 20:34:52 »
"Money? Well, GET IN MAH BELLY!!!"

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