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The Game of Destruction

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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #480 on: January 19, 2010, 13:25:41 »
In Soviet Russia, GameShark un-invent you!
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #481 on: January 19, 2010, 22:44:41 »
In soviet russia, dr. cliche destroys it!  (I know soviet russian logic, so don't swat me for it.)
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #482 on: January 19, 2010, 22:54:42 »
The ball presses a rather large red button with a sign saying "emergency shutoff" above it. The bomb is defused, and then the ball procedes to knock out Dr. Cliche. Unfortunatly for Cliche, the ball goes too fast and knocks his head off.
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #483 on: January 19, 2010, 23:04:40 »
The ball falls into a turret in the underwater lab on its way out.
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #484 on: January 20, 2010, 02:02:11 »
Quote from: Purple Pineapple on January 19, 2010, 23:04:40
The ball falls into a turret in the underwater lab on its way out.
Portal's unnamed protagonist destroys GLaDOS, the entity controlling the turrets.
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #485 on: January 20, 2010, 03:57:19 »
Quote from: Pumpkinbot on January 20, 2010, 02:02:11
Portal's unnamed protagonist...
You mean Chell? She's got a name.

Anyway, somehow the weighted companion cube manages to speak, threaten to stab her, and do it.

Chell is stabbed to death. By a blunt edged cube. With a :heart: on it.  :ohnoes: GLaDOS was totally wrong...
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #486 on: January 20, 2010, 15:41:43 »
Quote from: The stickman on January 20, 2010, 03:57:19
Chell is stabbed to death. By a blunt edged cube. With a :heart: on it.  :ohnoes: GLaDOS was totally wrong...

I want to say that's a reference to the WCC on Garry's Mod that hits you with a random weapon. Anyways...

The WCC is thrown into a button-acivated, fiery pit of fire.
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #487 on: January 20, 2010, 15:53:53 »
Quote from: Mochaalatte on January 20, 2010, 15:41:43
Quote from: The stickman on January 20, 2010, 03:57:19
Chell is stabbed to death. By a blunt edged cube. With a :heart: on it.  :ohnoes: GLaDOS was totally wrong...

I want to say that's a reference to the WCC on Garry's Mod that hits you with a random weapon. Anyways...

The WCC is thrown into a button-acivated, fiery pit of fire.
*pours ice into your fire*
Not a Portal reference? C-C-C-Combo breaker!
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #488 on: January 20, 2010, 21:23:30 »
I shoot a portal above a very hot oven, and then shoot one below your ice. The ice drops on the oven and melt.
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #489 on: January 20, 2010, 22:24:21 »
I use an extando-claw To place a portal gun in your over and close the door. The oven overheats the portal gun's circuits, and it explodes, destroying them both.
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #490 on: January 21, 2010, 04:48:19 »
I smash the extando-claw with a steamroller.
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #491 on: January 22, 2010, 13:26:34 »
I get my horde of nanorobots to devour your steamroller, turning it into even more nanorobots!
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #492 on: January 23, 2010, 05:49:48 »
I use an EMP shockwave to disable your nanobots and then I melt them down so they can't be reactivated.
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #493 on: January 23, 2010, 06:49:10 »
i use a lot of magnets to revert the EMP
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Re: The Game of Destruction
« Reply #494 on: January 23, 2010, 15:40:34 »
*pulls out extremely hot hammer and smashes the magnets to oblivion, effectively getting rid of their magnetic capability one way (by hitting them hard enough), or another (by melting them).*
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