The Game of Destruction

I get a bunch of terrorists from Nuke Prohibitors Are Bad to destroy your N.A.B. organizition headquarters with a nuke. How ironic.

Object: NPAB

I use a Paradox on NPAB:

✔ The text in the Disapproved tag is a lie!
✘ The text in the Approved tag is the truth!
?  Is me telling truth now?

As i say that, their heads explode.

I take your paradox and shove it under the button. then I click the button so's that i cans replys to your message, crushing the paradox into a million bits.

object:

I click the button. Your reply disappears.

i drop at your button

My eats your  .

I use the don't use smileys thingy to delete the ability to create icons. caterpillar a-splode.

I use the don't use smileys thingy to delete the ability to create icons. caterpillar a-splode.

I smash the dont use smileys thing with the attachment bar.

I delete the attachment bar. Using my incredible h4xx0r pr0gr4m.

my antivirus destroys incredible h4xx0r pr0gr4m.

I feed your computer some High Octane Nightmare Fuel, turning it into a demonic, man-eating machine thing. It then eats a time bomb, and procedes to explode.

(Object is the time bomb, since thats what actually destroyed it)

The time bomb its actually a Ice bomb, so i quickly trow a blue ball at the Big Red Button to stop it.

Object:

I poke the  with the tip of a , popping it instantly.

  vs 

  winz!

(the object is Nuts. Yea rly, thats its name)

  
  
  
  
 *Gore part*
 _____

Object: