The Game of Destruction

I give you up.

...what's the object in that post?


Well, I take advantage of the fact that your post starts a new page and as such is missing the context that establishes you are making a reference to Rick Rolling, and I use that fact to..... um....

.......I........um...............................
.........destroy..................errr.........

.......and then, out of nowhere, a Skittle appears.

Wild SKITTLE appeared!
Go! Arceus!
Arceus used Judgement!
A critical hit!
It's super effective!
Wild SKITTLE fainted!
Arceus gained 1 EXP.
Arceus grew to level 101!
Arceus is trying to learn OWNED.
But Arceus all ready has four moves!
Forget a move to make room for OWNED?
1...
2...
3... Poof!
Arceus forgot how to do Growl, and learned OWNED!


(Ow... my enter key. And '!' key.)

I use Pokemon Hacks! Arceus fainted!

I use Pokemon Hacks! Arceus fainted!

I hack your hacks. o 3o
I give you a Bad Egg from hacking.

I use a temporal warp drive to turn the Pokemon game into Pokemon Red. Then I play through the game until I get MISSINGNO. and many other glitch pokemon to utterly destroy the game.

For more information on your local species of glitch pokemon, please visit TR's Rockin'.

I use a Master Ball on your temporal warp drive.

I feed your Master Ball to a hungry Snorlax.

I feed your Snorlax to a hungry master ball.

Pacman mistakes the master ball for a Super Pellet.  Oh noes!

Pacman's super pellet runs out, and a ghost hits him!
*Ere-ere-ere-ere-ere-ere wop-wop!*


(Yes, that is the dying sound. It was the best onomatopoeia I could come up with.)

Ghost Busters pop out of the ground and suck the ghost into their vacuums!

*utilizes a bucket of slime to slime the ghost busters*
[object: bucket]

I show your bucket to a homeless person who compresses it to its smallest mass and recycles it .

I give the homeless person a heck of a lot of money. He wastes it all on a very fancy house, with chandeliers, hot tubs, back massagers, etc. He drowns in the jacuzzi.