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Forum Games / Re: The Game of Destruction
« on: December 20, 2009, 16:31:29 »
I make the lard in the sock explode, thus obliterating the sock with my extraordinary magic powers.
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Forum Games / Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« on: December 20, 2009, 16:28:55 »
Yes, it turns in one of those. The petaminx, in fact. 
I wish... for a merry christmas?
I wish... for a merry christmas?
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Forum Games / Re: The Game of Destruction
« on: December 16, 2009, 15:55:26 »
I shoot the helicopter down with a matscheen gun.
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Forum Games / Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« on: December 16, 2009, 15:54:33 »
You get a Christmas list. There isn't anything nice on it.
I wish for a peanut. (doesn't all need to be exorbitant)
I wish for a peanut. (doesn't all need to be exorbitant)
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Forum Games / Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« on: December 14, 2009, 15:01:11 »
Granted. As it was delivered so quickly, you get to pay double for the delivery.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted. Let's see what you come up with.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted. Let's see what you come up with.
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Forum Games / Re: Corrupt-a-Wish
« on: December 13, 2009, 20:13:16 »
Granted. Here comes Bratz.
I wish Christmas would be concentrated to its core, without the constant screeching of children (I WANT THAT ONE!), the endless waiting lines in every shop, the knowledge you won't be getting good presents, the knowledge you won't be getting presents (economy, economy) and the constant bell-jingling santas blocking my path to make me buy some red-white striped ****.
I wish Christmas would be concentrated to its core, without the constant screeching of children (I WANT THAT ONE!), the endless waiting lines in every shop, the knowledge you won't be getting good presents, the knowledge you won't be getting presents (economy, economy) and the constant bell-jingling santas blocking my path to make me buy some red-white striped ****.
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Forum Games / Re: DWYW - Part 2: Luck goes haywire: round SIX
« on: December 13, 2009, 20:10:16 »
Oi! I had given up hope in this, didn't know it was back on track again.
I... (trying to being creative) Ctrl+alt+delete the pointer... as destructively as possible, of course!
I... (trying to being creative) Ctrl+alt+delete the pointer... as destructively as possible, of course!
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Forum Games / Re: The Game of Destruction
« on: November 24, 2009, 21:46:23 »
So what. I walk past all your imaginary defences and punch you in the face.
Destroy my peanut.
Destroy my peanut.
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Forum Games / Re: MAWG
« on: October 29, 2009, 21:43:46 »
The stinky, furry man mutated a non-offensive... mutation.
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Forum Games / Re: DWYW - Part 2: Luck goes haywire: round SIX
« on: October 29, 2009, 21:41:58 »
Trying to hurt me with nettle-ey appendages, huh? Hah.
I close the browser window that Backwards0 is locked in. Hopefully, it'll also close his life.
I close the browser window that Backwards0 is locked in. Hopefully, it'll also close his life.
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Forum Games / Re: DWYW - Part 2: Luck goes haywire: ROUND FIVE
« on: October 20, 2009, 17:46:40 »
The staple will break free in one turn? Whatever, i might as well escape from it a bit more... dramatically. I explode, breaking myself free of the staple. (note: explosion shouldn't harm me)
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Forum Games / Re: DWYW - Part 2: Luck goes haywire: ROUND FIVE
« on: October 13, 2009, 07:03:13 »
Ah-ha. Now my full potential has been activated! Let me see if i can get the creativity award again...
I make dozens of nettles grow on backward's petal wings.
I make dozens of nettles grow on backward's petal wings.
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Forum Games / Re: DWYW - Part 2: Luck goes haywire: ROUND FOUR
« on: October 11, 2009, 15:57:49 »
The Styx is the river that Charon sets you over. The river Lethe is from the part of hell for not really good, but not really bad people. You are left to starve there, with only the river. You're forced to drink from it, and normally you turn into a shade of your former self and remember nothing... nothing bad, nothing good either. You wander around in eternity... but here it revives you.
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Forum Games / Re: Drop down
« on: October 11, 2009, 15:54:58 »
The shower of dice bang me up. I faint and fall over, on to the next poster.
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Forum Games / Re: Drop down
« on: October 10, 2009, 21:12:10 »
I give the scientist an uppercut as he falls towards me, then i rob him of his scientific formulas. They look like gobbledegook to me, so i throw them away.