Also, the Miner's name is Ag-eLolwat?
The hyphen don't be silent.
LololJonReference.Jon didn't make up a grue...
Ag-e (The Miner!) pulls his pants up and remembers American Idol.YES! Mission accomplished!
Ag - e has extreme gas, and farts with such strength, the rocks are blasted away.Ag-e eats his intestines to put 'em back in his body.
Guys....
Ag - e farted his intestines out.
Luckily, you have a box of backup matches.Ag-e, angry from both of his matches being too wet to use, uses his RAEG powers to make them spontaneously ignite.
However, those matches are also too wet to use.
He takes off his clothes. :sick:Solution: Ag-e dunks his flaming clothes in the water and puts them back on.
Now Ag-e is freezing from the cold water.
Ag - e uses his hypen power to jump high enough to the exit. When he goes through it, he falls down a long, deep pit. He finally got lower.He takes the snakes out and eats them like spaghetti.
There are snakes slithering into Ag - e's pants.
Luckily, cement does not kill you after a small amount, so Ag - e should be fine.Ag-e eats molten metal to melt the cement. He then proceeds to pee out the molten cement/metal mixture. =D
Ag - e eats even more cement due to the fact that he is now addicted (this actually can happen).
Ag - e decides that a new rule is no Venom or Poison.Ag-e uses his tuxedo powers to not wear the dress.
F'reals, don't do it.
F'real...
FOR REAL!
Ag - e sees another psychopath trying to am==make him into a dress
Also, he jumps and went down another level.
Ag - e goes to the river to wash his eyes out.Ag-e is promoted to mod and uses a banhammer on the noob.
He continues on.
He sees funyons!
He reaches it, and a noob says "No! Those my my funyons!"
Ag-e walks down a set of rock stairs because frankly, he doesn't care about the internet since he's in a cave.Anonymous claims Ag-e is a Scientologist, so they blow up his van. He now cares about the Internet. Rather, he is forced to.
Ag-e doesn't care about the internet.
somehow, our intrepid explorer ag-e managed to cling on to a ledge to avoid sharp stalagmites, but is in another dilemma: he can't quite get up from the ledge, due to not working out his arms as much as he should.He flips gravity (http://nifflas.lpchip.nl/index.php?topic=1033.0), so he's no longer in danger of the stalagmites.
(Obstacle in case anyone wonders is him hanging on a ledge above a pit of sharp stalagmites)
Ag - e thinks about it, and decides to go north. There's a wall that he climbs.Chuck Norris punches through the wall to tell Ag-e he's going the wrong way.
Ag - e is going up, not down.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Ag - e, and he falls unconcious. He then has the doctor perform brain surgery on him, and forgets he ever saw Chuck Norris.Ag-e finds out the doctor is a duck. Ag-e, still having some sense from the "brain surgery", takes out his cell phone and calls a REAL doctor.
Problem: The doctor is a quack.
Ag - e whips out his DSi and scares Midna off with it being more superior then an average boring Wii.Ag-e takes Minda's headdress thing and puts it on his head.
New Problem: Ag - e didn't have his operation finished, and his brains are spilling out of his head slowly.
And....
I'm Back!!!!!
Ag-e doesn't care, because he's not a ROM hack.Ag-e becomes stricken with grief and commits suicide.
Ag-e realizes he's an internet forum game.
Solution: | Ag-e is dead. |
Problem: | Ag-e is dead. |
Ag-e decides he doesn't freaking care and just walk on normally because I made the game and says he can!*cancels FireFox download*
Uhhh... There's a slight problem!
FRIGGEN CHUCK NORRIS IS -computer voice- N-n-n-not supported by IE.
Oh, nevermind. But... the problem is that Chuck is gonig to kill you when the Firefox download is done.
He knows that HE should have the problem!
Ag-e uses his BLAS(t)phemy powers to blow open a hole in the ground.Ag-e figures out his blastphemy was just madness. He gets mad and eats the lava and, because it's madness to begin with, it makes perfect sense and the lava has no negative reprocussions.
UNFORTUNATELY IT'S FILLED WITH MOLTEN LAVA!
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Solution: Ag-e has cheatmode, remember?Solution: Ag-e remembers that a few pages back he didn't care about the Internet.
Problem: Ag-e owns a 'Forum' (Dungeon) on ForumWarz (http://www.forumwarz.com), and i am 'Pwning' (Attacking) it. Being a Hacker-class and having Pwned the 'Denture Chat' Dungeon has granted me the ability toAnd after doing that, i just need to Pwn the final 'Thread' (enemy) by just bashing my keyboard once with this here helmet. The random cat-like typin will kill the entire Forum!
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I'm gonna get this back on track so I can KILL FPB's thread, the thief.Solution: Ag-e thinks, then says, "Wait, this isn't how I die!" He then proceeds to live. (Ten points if you get the reference. No, it's not Phoenix Wright!)
Remember, the solution is to get DOWN! Not to go into a gauntlet!
Ag - e decides to uppercut FC and them 'em....
uhhh... Uppercut... Person.
FC uppercuts everyone and Ag - e can continue.
Ag - e realises that it's April Fools Day, and I was kiddin' 'bout him movin' on! He can't even walk no more!
Solution: Ag-e thinks, then says, "Wait, this isn't how I die!" He then proceeds to live. (Ten points if you get the reference. No, it's not Phoenix Wright!)Sounds very familiar. I'm gonna guess THHGttG.
Incorrect! It's from the movie "Big Fish". ;DSolution: Ag-e thinks, then says, "Wait, this isn't how I die!" He then proceeds to live. (Ten points if you get the reference. No, it's not Phoenix Wright!)Sounds very familiar. I'm gonna guess THHGttG.
The Bulb Yoshi helps you see in dark Secret Hidden Paths.That's pretty much what i meant...