Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted! You have a new nerdy theatre friend named Robert. Unfortunately he only wants to see avant-garde collage plays scored with totalism music. Lucinda would go to the theatre with you because she has been meaning to see more plays but she lives 4000 miles away.

I wish it was cooler to listen to Enya.

Granted. It is now possible to listen to Enya with the AC on.

I wish I knew what to do in this situation I'm in.

Granted, but whatever course of action you take will inevitably lead to my death (because we're calling back to that one I guess).

I wish for an extra life so we can bypass the Purple Ink curse.