Granted. It is Friday. As long as it stays Friday, you'll be fine.

I wish for the atmosphere to be chlorine so that I can survive with my extra life.

Granted! The pop-up French restaurant is open on Saturday! You could go but you don't because greenhouse gases reflecting off of Venus makes it look like the apocalypse so you stay indoors for the rest of your life.

I wish I could tell what day of the week it is.

Someone else will have to link the Next Gen Knytt DLC

http://vegetal.eb-creativos.com/ksstuff/levels/Vegetal%20Gibber%20-%20Next%20Gen%20Knytt%20DLC1.knytt.bin

Also, they played some of Azure Serenity: Tranquil Dreams. IIRC, they did some of the pre-Salty Seas stuff. And also most of The Salty Seas. The level has large amounts of content beyond that, though.

Granted! There is a meteor shower and the earth is surrounded by a dust cloud and we go extinct.

I wish the pop-up French restaurant was open on Saturdays so I could have my birthday there.

I'm seeking recommendations / links to websites that host levels not on the archive.

I have:
- http://levels.egomassive.com/
- https://mitorun.github.io/knytt.world/en/
- https://juniverse.spriteclad.com/
- Lucinda's Under the Umbrella (name change or new link?)
- https://knyttstories.hoelzl.fr
- plus going through the forum to find level releases that weren't uploaded

What else am I missing?

Looking forward:

Originally, I planned to make a separate post for these non-archive levels, but I think it's most fitting for this series to focus on levels on the archive - so these ratings will probably just be included as part of the final post.

Part IV - the Final Wrap-up will feature the 'master ratings spreadsheet', including all of the levels released in the time since, a stat pack, more in-depth reviews of my favorite levels, and more.