I just saw it on Steam. Congrats

Granted. Because there is now only 3 working days in a week people work 18 hour a day for those three days but still not enough work gets done and the work that gets done is shoddy because people are so exhausted from working 18 hours.  Because not enough goods are made, the food supply drops to famine levels, basic supplies we buy every day are not available. Society collapses to famine and economic depression which leads to world war 3, which leads to a nuclear war where we bomb ourselves back to the stone age.

I wish I could blow up the Earth. Its obscuring our view of Venus.

Granted: you are turned into a vegitable so you no longer think at all. A bunch of goblins then eat you and someone yells: "They're eating him! And then they're going to eat me! Oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooood!"

I wish I could watch the world burn.

Robber: Of course. Who hasn't? She's the town screwdriver everyone has had a turn.

Cop: ... You do know you are the suspect, right?

Granted. It will continuously download at 1 bit per second for 26 years.

I wish the weekend had three days instead of two.

Granted.    .
Translation: The universe implodes because of what you said.

I wish every one in the world would give me a dollar.

Granted. You buy a massive amount of cocaine and have it sprayed by crop dusters in every populated aria getting every one really high on cocaine. The chaos caused by this caused the death of over a billion people.

I wish for a dollar, 2 quarters,  four dimes, 8 nickels and 16 pennies.

Granted. Unfortunately his appearance has been classified top secrete. After learning Raocows true appearance and identity tou are assassinated by a Canadian special forces team.

I wish I had the power to resurrect my self in the body of the 30 year old me anywhere in the world when I die.