Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted. You start to install knowledge, however, your computer has a virus on it!  So the virus corrupts your brain and controls you... for the rest of your life.

I wish I could draw things on paper that would turn 3D and come alive out of the paper, into the real world.

You drew a dinosaur.

I wish I can be invisible.

Granted, you can be invisible, but only invisible. You shall never be seen again an everyone forgets you exist.

I wish for cake.

Oh, I just have to reply to this one!

Granted. Portal2 now also has a cake. Yes, you read it right, the cake is not a lie!


I wish to have a nice, brand new, real sportscar. (like a pagani zonda, or a ferrari, or a porsche, etc)

Granted, but you instantly forget how to drive... for... some reason. You just do, okay?

I wish guns were never invented and swords just kept getting more awesome.

Granted, swords became so awesome that the blades can shoot off and become, effectively, guns.

I wish for the next post to be upside-down.

˙ʎʇıןɐuosɹǝd ʇuǝɹɹnɔ ʎɯ buıdǝǝʞ puɐ ǝuɐsuı buıob 'buıǝıp ʇno ɥʇıʍ ɯopsıʍ ǝʇıuıɟuı puɐ ǝbpǝןʍouʞ ǝʇıuıɟuı ɹoɟ ɥsıʍ ı

pǝʇuɐɹb

Granted. As a result, you start to philosophy about anything which goes so deep and far that you get to new ideas and new theories. They age quickly because 10 minutes later you already made an even better theory. As a result, people just don't understand you anymore because you are 4000000 steps ahead of theirs.


I wish I had a big area of ground all for myself (with no restrictions whatsoever), that I can use to build a mansion on it the way I want it.

Granted, but the ground is so damaged you can't even build a shed without it being broken.

I wish that I had a tracking device that could locate anything I want, as long as I could find the object first.

Granted. Wait, with "as long as i could find the object first" you DID mean "as long as i already know exactly where it is", right?

I wish phlebotinum existed. (Warning: Link to TVTropes.)

Granted. You have a techno-magical substance that will make any object do what you need it to do; unfortunately it is extremely volatile and at the slightest touch will go nuclear.

I wish for a shinny new penny.

Granted, but because you robbed the bank, you're in jail now.

I wish I could see the universe.

Granted.  Go look outside!   

I wish I could will good KS levels into existence.

Granted. You were killed by giant gray spider.

I wish birthday cake with cream, sweet cottage cheese, pineapple and kiwi (friut, not the bird).