Have you ever?

Yes, it failed. Miserably.

Have you ever beat a Mario game without killing a single enemy? (Bosses, minibosses, and enemies required to kill to beat said bosses and minibosses don't count.)

No, and I never plan to

Have you ever missed the toilet when you took a dump?

How embarrassing it is, I have when I was young, and it was intentional too. I suppose you do that once to figure out that you'll never do that again.


Have you ever gone to school/work and in the process of doing so, you found out that it was the weekend and you were free?

Well not weekends but many other times come to school/work and I am free. I am kinda irresponsible.

Have you ever been in a serious fistfight?

I have not fallen victim to a serious fist fight.  Unless I'm very threatened or irked, I will not lunge.

Have you ever...  well...  gone to post a few posts in "too much intelligence" form?  (I've done it a few times thinking I was helping only to be annihilated on my rep on another forum.)

i honestly don't know what you are talking about.

Have you ever played a video game for a while then lost and had to restart all over again (1-2 hours worth of gameplay...)

Yeah, that has happened a few times. Not because I lost in the game, but due to windows reinstallations and not copying the savegames (that does count too right?)

Have you ever looked up what the weather would be, it told you it would be sunny all day, so you dressed for a warm sunny day, no jacket, and then later that day it started to rain?

No, I don't look up what the weather will be anyways.

Have you ever expected it to be sunny outside so dressed for that weather only to be caught in rain?

Nope, I don't predict the weather. I just let it do what it wants.
Have you ever played a Fire Emblem Game (If you haven't, what are you waiting for?)

Nope, I'm waiting for an explanation to what it is.

Have you ever bought something because you were so sure you knew what it was, and then figure out its something completely different (example a certain flavor of a drink)

Do believe I've had that happen a couple times.

Have you ever had a crummy 8th grade experience?  (I know I have...  paging all former students who suffered through that grade.)

geez... 8th grade. Don't remind me although in my opinion, Grade 7 was the WORST grade of my life...
Hope all the people you are calling won't judge you. I feel ya man, high school sucks.
Have you ever got your patience broken thanks to high school...

I'm sorry, but that's a suppressed memory and I don't want to talk about it 

Have you ever gotten within an arms width of a skunk

I'm sorry, but that's a suppressed memory and I don't want to talk about it 

Have you ever gotten within an arms width of a skunk

No but my cat got sprayed by a skunk

Have you ever laughed so hard at something extremely stupid...

yes sure. Lately no.

Have you ever on purpose killed an animal just for kicks? Insects, fish and that stuff doesn't count.