Hey there, I'm a friend of shawnachu.... *cough*.... Yeah, so... Here's the game, which I've actually played with real cards before, but that got kinda... card-like.

So, first, you all come up with... 5 cards each, I guess, which I'll put in the "deck" using random.org. I'll "deal" the cards out to each of you, telling you in a PM if you got any of the special cards and whatnot.

In just a random order, the players will either play the cards on themselves, their opponents, or the "center of the table", which makes it have an effect on anyone.

Now, if you have a blank card in your hand, just turn it into a regular card!   

A card is made as follows:

"[Title]:[Points]. [Effect]"  The points should be positive or negative, and between 1000 and 10000. Of course, for humour, which is pretty much what this game is all about, you may make the numbers smaller or bigger. For example, "Chuck Norris saves the world" should definitely be slightly bigger than 1000. Like maybe 1500 or something.

Technically, you win by having the most points at the end of the game, but this game is truly all about having fun. And if you make the best and funniest cards, then there's another, even BETTER way to win!!


So... Just join in!