Corrupt-a-Wish

Granted but an airplane hits you

I wish I had something for my father today.

Granted. You became one of that flies.
Now I wish for chocolate ice-cream.

Granted, but you drop it soon after you receive it.

I wish I could finally catch that fly.

Granted, but you end up catching it just when the door closes on your experimental teleporter.

The result isn't pretty...

I wish I could glide with an umbrella in hand. (Like Juni)

Granted, but it can only be done if you somehow manage to plug a keyboard into your skull and press D on it.

I wish i could instantly know if my A2MBXT levels would get accepted or not the moment i decide to make them.

Granted, but the result is going to be the exact opposite of what you truly desire.

I wish I was at the peak of my physical condition.

You exercise till you feel great!
But think that you are second-rate.
You can't make yourself stop.
Your self-esteem drops!
Your body is something you hate.

I wish that I could stop my rhymes.
The bad ones really are crimes.
I butcher these poems
And I'd like to show 'em
I can speak less than 5 lines.

Granted. You now speak in alliteration and 4 lines.

I wish it didn't take over 2 months for someone to reply to a forumgame.

Granted. Now it takes only six weeks.
I wish for glass of apple juice.

granted. You get a glass of apple juice. The glass however is approx. 3 millimeter big, so you have less than a drop of apple juice. Just tasting the flavor makes you wanna have more, but thats not gonna happen.


I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time so I could finish stuff or rest a bit.

Granted, but you accidentally freezed yourself forever.

I wish I had a Lamborghini.

Granted, but you had terrible accident at your first ride, so it is completely broken and can't be repaired.
I wish I was taller.

Granted. You are now 1000x times taller than you were.

This means you won't be able to sleep in your house. In fact you can't even enter it.

Your clothes are so small you can't fit them either, and no one is willing to make you new clothes as they are scared of you. So you are very tall but naked. People are so scared of you that you are doomed to live on your own in wild nature.



I wish I could flip a switch to motivate myself into doing anything I want or need to do, so that I enjoy doing it.

Granted, but you just can't ever find the motivation to flip that darned switch!  

I wish for more time in the day.  That's all.

Granted. Night is shorter because of it, so no one get enough sleep.
I wish someone else used my tilesets in his KS level.