Corrupt-a-Wish

I hope I am corrupting right wish now.

Granted. Straight flame suddenly flares out of your computer and burns your face.
I wish I can edit .lua script.

Granted. You just found out you can start notepad, do file->open, select the .lua script, type a . and save, and that the . is actually saved. Unfortunately, you still don't know any of the .lua syntax.

I wish for a cupcake holder.

yes, that was to the correct post. The first post is stickied in this topic to keep the rules on every page

Granted, you get a slave to hold your cupcakes, but nobody likes a slave keeper.

I wish I could find the motivation to study.

Granted. You found your motivation to study forever without any free time.

I wish I had an inspiration for new KS level.

Granted. The inspiration comes from an eldritch abomination, the sight of which drives you completely insane. You forget all about Knytt Stories and start up a nihilistic cult that seeks to destroy the world because life is pointless and meaningless. Most nihilists are pretty happy with life so no one joins your cult. You end up tens of thousands in debt and are forced to declare bankruptcy. You eventually get over your insanity rediscover Knytt Stories but you can't find any inspiration.

I wish I could join the sinister shadow government that secretly rules the world.

Who told you about us??
Granted. No one knows you exist anymore. You have disappeared from the face of the earth.

I wish there was only one type of USB. No more type-b, micro, or mini.

Granted, but you still have to turn the thing around 9 times for it to finally fit.

I wish i was awesome at making redstone contraptions.
(In Minecraft, if redstone not existing didn't make it obvious enough i meant that.)

Granted, but you can't find any redstone and because of bug you can't play it in creative mode (or how is it called, I haven't played Minecraft for a while).
I wish I haven't cut and burnt my finger while making dinner today.

Granted. You cut and burnt your face instead.

I wish the voices would stop!

Granted. You no longer hear any voice inside your head. That includes hearing your own thoughts. As people need to hear their thoughts for things like: reading, thinking, etc. you basically become a plant and can no longer function in this society. Oh, and the silence drives you nuts too, for as far as that is possible since thinking is not an option anymore.

I wish I could at will make my hands glow without it giving off any heat or otherwise drain my energy.

Granted you now brightly glow, very brightly so brightly that you blind any one who looks at you and the light from your eye lids glow so bight that go blind from from blinking.

I wish to know the answer to to this math problem: 45 * (45 - (35/12 * 16 /128)^16) Note: it's in base 17.

Granted. You know the result but you cheated by using the calculator so you have to solve it again but this time a hundred times in an empty room without any calculator or advice. The only things you have are pencil and paper and as bonus a tyrant man with knife who is still watching you.

I wish the pigeons would stop sitting on our window.

Granted. They left because of vultures, which are sitting on the window now.
I wish I finished Turtle philosopher and knew the ending.

Granted, you finish a lets play movie of Turtle Philosopher and now know the ending. But you even more find it sucky that you can't finish it normally which feds you up so much that you stop gaming all together.


I wish I didn't had trouble getting a profile migrated from one pc to the other.

Granted. You have now only a one PC but has a illegal Windows so it can't be used anymore.

I wish I had more arms to do many things at the same time.