That sounds very interesting indeed. How large do you plan to make the level? How difficult will the challenges be?

Granted. You have a small number of blueberries forcibly inserted into your nose and ears; your skin is painted with peach acrylic paint; and you are constantly bothered by a hallucination of a small gnome by the name of "banana" (no capital, as it's trying to be as irritating as possible).

I wish that any computer I use in future (including computers within other objects, such as the many small computers within a modern car) would function perfectly, without being subject to errors, shortages of memory or CPU cycles, or malicious code.

This looks good! I hope there's a save point near the third screenshot.

Granted. You are now a computer program for playing noughts and crosses (which is a solved game).

I wish my utilities were provided free of charge, no matter which company and service I used.

I've had a bit of a breakthrough.

 

Today is a good day

Today is a good day for pie! (Today is always a good day for pie.) And also for Knytt Stories!

Granted. You acquire one tomorrow and are killed in a car crash a few days later.

I wish I could digest lactose (milk sugar).

Granted. You have red hands from slaving in a salt mine all day.

I wish I didn't have to fill out stupid forms.


LPChip: NO, YOU FOOL, YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING! YOU SHALL SUFFER MY UNHOLY WRATH!

P=NP, read "P equals NP", expresses the idea that it is possible to search an exponential-sized solution space in polynomial time (P being for polynomial, NP for non-polynomial). If P=/=NP, it is possible to make an unbreakable code, which would mean very good things for the world economy (as you could have perfectly safe online trading). If P=NP, everything is awesome, by which I mean that a whole lot of very important problems can be solved much, much faster than we thought.

Schrödinger's cat thought experiment is not a formula. Schrödinger's equation is. The thought experiment is intended to show the absurdity of the Copenhagen Interpretation of quantum phenomena; the whole point is that the cat is NOT simultaneously alive and dead.

(Since your English was incorrect, you will also suffer my holy wrath, as I am a Hierophant of the Dread Triune Gods of Yn Glysh. Make penance, sinner, or be damned! In this case, sacrificing a mouse should be sufficient to propitiate the gods.)

For anyone who is wondering, the solutions to the looping room at x1008y915 are as follows. There's no clever trick that I can see; as far as I can tell, you're just supposed to brute force the answers. 



These solutions are given by the second hint-giver in the cave just below where you get the climb and run powers.