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The Vending Machine

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Offline NESgamer190

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #195 on: April 06, 2010, 18:54:45 »
*The vending machine lies silent for only a second, only to puke the fish back up to have it sing "give me that filet of fish!"  (I still remember that McDonald's filet o' fish commercial to this day.  :/ *
Hmm...
*Decides to fit a TEN ton weight into the vending machine*
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #196 on: April 06, 2010, 19:51:47 »
Out pops the wieght covered in socks.

In goes paint in a bag.
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #197 on: April 06, 2010, 21:46:38 »
Quote from: pumpkin on April 06, 2010, 19:51:47
Out pops the wieght covered in socks.

In goes paint in a bag.
Out comes bag in a paint. (Wat?)
In goes a train that's, like, RIGHT frickin' next to my house! (Srsly, it's about 50 yards away. -_-)
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #198 on: April 07, 2010, 19:31:18 »
The train flies out of the machine, and goes straight through your house, like it has been longing to do for so very long.

In goes my art! (It's on the Deveeelopment showcase, so if you look at it we can get better responses) Also, SHAMELESS SELF ADVERTISING.
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #199 on: April 07, 2010, 21:22:58 »
Out comes a blob of ink and a piece of paper. The machine removed the ink from the art.

In goes a can of lemonade.

Also, when did pumpkin become a beta tester? And of what? 
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #200 on: April 07, 2010, 21:29:59 »
Out comes Vintage Bottled Tasty(c)(R)TM.

In goes unoriginality.

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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #201 on: April 07, 2010, 22:40:57 »
Quote from: Yukabacera on April 07, 2010, 21:29:59
Out comes Vintage Bottled Tasty(c)(R)TM.

In goes unoriginality.

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Out comes my response.
In goes Wario.
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #202 on: April 08, 2010, 02:21:22 »
Out comes an scrap of paper saying "unimaginable character name."

In goes my right foot.
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #203 on: April 08, 2010, 02:45:51 »
Out comes your right foot. Then you put your right foot in again. The machine starts to shake about, then does the Hokey Pokey and turns itself around.

In goes my homework.
Which, by the way, I should probably be doing right now.
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #204 on: April 08, 2010, 03:11:52 »
Out comes your home and a little note reading "Nice try, buster"

In goes my school's tennis coach
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #205 on: April 08, 2010, 04:40:40 »
Out comes your school's tennis horse-drawn carriage.

In goes inspiration!
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #206 on: April 08, 2010, 16:16:49 »
*Vending machine immediately ejects expiration dates in a mad frenzy*
I guess the opposite of inspiration, is expiration.   :S
*inserts a bar of soap*
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #207 on: April 08, 2010, 18:04:13 »
Out comes... A crazy Korean soap commercial. (has anyone else seen that?)

In goes my Wii.
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #208 on: April 09, 2010, 03:40:08 »
Out comes a Gameboy with battery acid

Inserts a big bag of air
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Re: The Vending Machine
« Reply #209 on: April 09, 2010, 04:05:39 »
Out comes the Odyssey. :)

*Inserts a "Giant Duck-Billed Platapus" >_>*
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