I would descrive your level as "hard". Although i am lame it's definitely not easy

I really like the story though

FUNNY?? It's not meant to be funny! It's meant to be insulting!

You've been getting off lightly so far! here is a super pack of all the games I've made to insult you, parts 1 through 7!

http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/files/cssssp.zip

And if that doesn't make you cry, just wait for parts 8 through 15!

Please, sir... come now, let us talk like men.

If Sergio insists that you have misquoted him, then clearly you have done so. As this, as in all other things, do you not suck?

please. Be reasonable. You have obviously misquoted him as saying "YOU FOOL YOU ARE MISQUOTING ME!! I WILL KILL YOU!! WITH A ACXE!"... and naturally if you have quoted him as saying you have misquoting him, a) if the quote is accurate, then you have indeed you have misquoted him, b) if the quote is inaccurate, then too have you misquoted him. Or c) Sergio lied about you misquoting him in the first instance, in which case also i raise the fact that you suck, and "your face" also.

Again i implore you to set aside the fleeting passions and embrace the more formal logic of Wittgenstein, whom you yourself once quoted with great respect.

total: 8 points

i think dave's going to find it difficult to give any marks however, you've done none of the things he's asked for. you may need to rely on "communal love", which sounds gross

Gah! You have not beaten me yet caevstroy! Perhaps some other entry will score lower!

muahahaha

(smoke bombs etc, disappearing again)

Very well. I accept the judgement as fair and impartial, and would like to see my bribe money refunded soon.

Cavestroy: You may have sort-of won this time - but in victory, you shall be forced to co-operate with someone you probably have a degree of respect for, and have lots of fun in the process! How ironic!


Farewell, Caev Stroy! We shall meet again! muahahahaaaa *(vanishes in a puff of smoke)*

granted but your uncorrupted wish is "I wish that this wish was not corrupted", which in turn leads to your original wish, to have your dangly bits (i dunno, if you don't have your own these will be provided) taped to a car battery while the car is being struck by lightning, wearing a suit full of radioactive killer bees while at the same time you are being dragged naked across a salt lake at the speed of sound and being forced to marry someone you do not like. (The priest and bride are also travelling at the same speed, but as you are all travelling in a circle their cycles overlap for one minute per hour which means the ceremony lasts several weeks, and the catering is terrible and involves pies being thrown at you). Also, in this universe, pinks are orange instead of pink and they are called "oranges". Meaning we now have "orange juice" for breakfast. WIERD! Also, everyone's memory of this change has just been erased. Also "bicarbonate of soda" and "baking soda" are now identical. Which means that baking is now theoretically impossible.

I wish my wish answers were slightly less convoluted

Granted, you are a girl now.

I wish all webcomics were updated twice a day

Granted, a cat on an invisible bicycle lands on your face. Long story short, your passport photo needs updating.

I wish I had a footlong sub with olives, ham, lettuce, cheese, some sort of ranch dressing, onions, tomato, and wholemeal bread. Oh and hold the poison.