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Capture the Orb

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Re: Capture the Orb
« Reply #195 on: February 07, 2010, 23:42:54 »
7th of February of 2010:
Today I found a fully armed military base with turrets, tanks, and infantry. I decided it would be a good idea to explore it. Inside, I found a bedroom with an orb in it. On the orb was a note that said, "Ths is mah orb, plz dn't stel." I assumed it was a foreign language that meant, "Free orb to a good home", so I took it and ran home.
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Re: Capture the Orb
« Reply #196 on: February 08, 2010, 01:15:52 »

Dear diary,

Today I decided to ruin this military style text with some type of girl-y journal entry. Aren't I witty? Anyways, I positioned my troops (a.k.a. me and a potato chip) At Kaizoman's house. As soon as we entered the vicinity of his property, we saw him coming up his driveway. Private Chip distracted Kaizo while I swooped in and grabbed the orb, heading off to Superbowl XLIV. Chip's sacrifice will not go forgotten
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Re: Capture the Orb
« Reply #197 on: February 09, 2010, 18:31:47 »
32th of Lukakaka of 2045

Today I made up a month that completely doesn't exist. Lukakaka rules! Anyways, I went to Superbowl and found a dead body holding an orb. I took the orb and am now trying to find out why we keep stealing it from each other.
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« Reply #198 on: February 09, 2010, 18:50:15 »
Over 9000th of Vegeta, 9001

Today a rectangular fire spoke to me, and asked me why we keep stealing the orb from each other. I didn't quite understand what he was talking about, so I stole an orb from him.
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Re: Capture the Orb
« Reply #199 on: February 09, 2010, 21:49:21 »
9th of February of 2010:
I think im becoming tired of all those log´s so i think this will be my last entry.

"Now, what i was doing?. oh yeah, Kaizo. He will be here in..."
"3..."
"2..."
"1..."
*gunshot*
"Thank you for the orb"
*i grab the orb and go to ride a bike in a diagram*
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Re: Capture the Orb
« Reply #200 on: February 09, 2010, 22:23:56 »
I place a sign that says, "Fig. 6" right in front of you. You fall off your bike and warp back to your last checkpoint. Luckily, you forgot your orb, so I steal it.
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Re: Capture the Orb
« Reply #201 on: February 09, 2010, 23:16:42 »
Quote from: kaizoman666 on February 09, 2010, 18:50:15
Over 9000th of Vegeta, 9001


You sir, deserve a :hiddenstar: for pure meme awesomeness.

..I don't feel like taking the orb right now. I just drop banana peels everywhere.
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Re: Capture the Orb
« Reply #202 on: February 11, 2010, 12:03:17 »
i use my magnet to pull the orb, then use chaos control to teleport to (censured).
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Re: Capture the Orb
« Reply #203 on: February 11, 2010, 15:46:20 »
Quote from: victor12 on February 11, 2010, 12:03:17
then use chaos control to teleport to (censured).
Oh dear, thats not appropriate for this forum. :awsum:

Anyways, I, er, teleport you back with my SuperSpecialAwsome UnTeleporter, then I do an extremely overdramatic punch to your face. Than I steal the orb and runs away.
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Re: Capture the Orb
« Reply #204 on: February 11, 2010, 23:15:43 »
I cath up to you and fight.
VICTOR12 VS. KAIZOMAN666
victor12 goes first!
victor12 uses POWER OF THE BLACK EMERALD, dealing 736845811542145137 damage to kaizoman666!
KAIZOMAN666 IS DEAD!
victor12 loots orb.
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Re: Capture the Orb
« Reply #205 on: February 15, 2010, 08:54:18 »
StraightFlame
Firecat              vs.         Victor
''Claire''

StraightFlame moved 2 spaces north
Used Banzai Bill on Victor
Victor took 30 dmg
Firecat skipped moving
Used PyroPort on Victor
Victor took 40 dmg
Firecat is now next to Victor
Claire moved next to Victor
Used Super Leet Overdrive on Victor
Victor took 1337 dmg
Took Orb from Victor
Now going to Mt. Evereast (NOT Everest, but Evereast)
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Re: Capture the Orb
« Reply #206 on: February 15, 2010, 14:37:12 »
A wild Pokemon appeared!
Go, Rick Astley!
Used Rickroll on the wild StraightFlame!

Its super-effective!
StraightFlame faints!
Kaizoman wins!

Item obtained: Orb
Exp gained: Over 9000
Gold obtained: Why the hell would a wild Pokemon have gold?
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Re: Capture the Orb
« Reply #207 on: February 15, 2010, 15:10:34 »
I walk to the nearest PC, heal myself, and curse the orb so anyone, except kaizoman666, get vapourized when they lay hand on the orb. Not even i can touch it.

P.S. PC means Pokemon Center.
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Re: Capture the Orb
« Reply #208 on: February 15, 2010, 15:13:49 »
Well, I strap on some rubber gloves and take the orb to the machine that heals Pokemon at the center.

"[Insert short tune here] ORB is cured of Curse!"

Then I take the orb and runs aways.
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Re: Capture the Orb
« Reply #209 on: February 15, 2010, 15:29:43 »
Quote from: StraightFlame on February 15, 2010, 15:10:34
anyone, except kaizoman666, get vapourized when they lay hand on the orb.
Quote from: kaizoman666 on February 15, 2010, 15:13:49
"ORB is cured of Curse!"

Stupid mistake. I just snatch the orb, not being vapourized because SOMEONE HERE thought it was a good idea to bring his orb to the PC. I just lay the orb in my indestructible, secure, and waaaay hidden storage room with indestructable scale 1:1 replicas of the orb. Then i just go to SingingSurger (without the orb), and ask him why we keep stealing the orb.
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